I honestly think that I’m the last celebrity blog that posts any pictures of Audrina Patridge anymore, her crappy reality TV show has been off the air for I don’t know how many years now, and yet here she is week after week making an appearance on my site. I don’t know what to tell you, I’m a sucker for hot chicks with perfect fake breasts. I guess I’m waiting for her career to completely fall off the radar, she’ll be desperate for attention and she’ll have nowhere to turn but to the Tuna. Bring it on.
I feel like it’s been a long time since I’ve had any pictures of Audrina Patridge , I guess people are finally clueing in to the fact that she doesn’t have any talent whatsoever, but I’ve always found that those big fake breast bring a smile to my face and a tingle to my underwear so I’m posting her anyway. Besides, she’s wearing a pretty sexy tight purple dress that accentuates her impressive ‘Talents’…. I would like to impregnate her ‘Talents’. Too much?
Adrianne Curry is no stranger to taking pictures of herself and posting them on the internet, she’s pretty much just a Twitter model now. Not the greatest of careers, but everyone’s got to do something. The good news is that she seems to be getting a little racier with her shots. Here she is in a sexy leather topless cat burglar costume squeezing the front meat together. Nicely done. But I think it’s about time she just does porn already.
Like a lot of Americans over the holiday season, it would seem that jobless hottie Audrina Patridge has found herself some seasonal employment. Here she is handing out cupcakes at one of those food truck things that are all the rage right now. At least according to the Food Network . I wouldn’t mind getting a taste of some of her cupcakes… If you know what I mean and I think you do because I always talk about her amazing fake breasts. Anyhow, I’m proud of her. Finally, an honest days work. If this doesn’t work out there’s always stripping.
There were all kinds of really talented women at the American Music Awards last night, from Katy Perry to Taylor Swift , and then there was Audrina Patridge . Here she is all tarted up on the red carpet showing off a whole lot of skin. I guess she’s got her own set of talents, soft, tanned, squeezable man-made talents. Those things are just perfect, they deserve an award of their own. Most motor-boatable breasts on a reality TV star. Although Adrianne Curry might give her a run for her money.
Apparently Sir Richard Branson threw a party last night and once again I wasn’t invited, not that I know the billionaire, but Audrina Patridge was there so clearly they don’t care about how talented the guests are. I suppose that if I had long tanned legs and some nice fake breasts I might higher up on the list. Anyhow, Audrina was there with a whole slew of C-list celebrities like Paris Hilton and one of the dudes from The Black Eyed Peas . That’s not a party I want to be at.
Alright, I’m a little torn by these pictures. Here are Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari hanging out at some party the other night, trying their best to out do each other with their hotness. I don’t know which nobody is my favorite. One’s wearing a short little skirt and the other’s wearing leather pants…. I don’t know that to do. You guys are going to have to help me out by telling me what you think in the comment section below. I need your help. more pictures of Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari here
Alright, I’m a little torn by these pictures. Here are Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari hanging out at some party the other night, trying their best to out do each other with their hotness. I don’t know which nobody is my favorite. One’s wearing a short little skirt and the other’s wearing leather pants…. I don’t know that to do. You guys are going to have to help me out by telling me what you think in the comment section below. I need your help. more pictures of Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari here
With the conclusion that Rebecca Zahau died in a suicide, police say the mystery of two deaths tied to millionaire Jonah Shacknai’s mansion has been solved. A San Diego woman, Zahau, was found hanged at the mansion of Shacknai, her boyfriend. His son, Max, died from injuries suffered from an accidental fall. “These deaths were not the result of any criminal acts,” San Diego County Sheriff Bill Gore said at a press conference, as reported today by People . The police findings effectively close the investigation into the unusual, very highly publicized deaths of pharmaceutical CEO Shacknai’s girlfriend and son. The family of Zahau (a.k.a. Rebecca Nalepa ) is not satisfied, however. “We her family and friends do not believe it’s a suicide. There are still unanswered questions,” says Mary Zahau-Loehner. “It is very suspicious .” “We would like the police to look further into her case, to do whatever it takes. We want justice and are here to represent our sister and daughter.” Zahau was found naked, hanging by a makeshift noose outside Jonah Shacknai ‘s mansion in Coronado, Calif., on July 13, her hands and feet bound. Her body was found just hours after she accessed her voice mail, on which was a message about Shacknai’s 6-year-old son, who was in the hospital. She also painted a message in black shortly before she died. The paint was still found on her hands. Authorities refused to reveal what was written. “She made the decision to take her own life,” said San Diego County Sgt. Dave Nemeth, adding that she bound and hanged herself unassisted. This was supported, he said, by DNA evidence on the rope as well as an experiment in which officials found it was possible for a person to do this. As for the boy, the investigation concluded that Max had tripped and tumbled over a balcony and grabbed a chandelier as he fell, authorities said. Shacknai, CEO of Medicis Pharmaceutical Corp., was never a suspect and called the deaths “tragedies … that one couldn’t imagine experiencing.”
Bethenny Frankel may soon be leaving Bravo , but she’s still quick to defend the network. Asked about the suicide of Russell Armstrong and whether The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills could be blamed for the tragedy, this reality star scoffed at the mere mention of such liability. “It’s preposterous to blame a TV show for someone’s suicide,” Bethenny told USA Today . “When the show started filming, I’d heard he wasn’t so kind to his wife.” Whatever problems Russell had, and whatever exposure they’d be given on the Real Housewives, Frankel says the troubled man knew what was in store for him before a single frame was shot: “People sign very lengthy documents and they know what they’re getting into. Life is stressful. It’s unfair to blame a TV show for something personal. I believe that I really do.” In one of his final interviews, Armstrong railed against the show that made him famous, citing its editing process and how he’s nothing like the person viewers saw each week. Bravo will premiere season two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Monday night.
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