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Audrina Patridge Admits: I Have a Chest Problem

This is difficult for Audrina Patridge to talk about, but she knows she must lead the charge for others in a similar predicament. When asked in a recent interview if she’s undergone plastic surgery, the former Hills star came clean: she has a chest problem. “Look at the pictures,” Audrina said of the accusations. “I fluctuate in weight a lot. And as far as my face, I’d never had anything done.” What about any kind of breast enhancement? “Well,” Patridge paused. “See I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something. So I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.” Go ahead and study our collection of Audrina Patridge photos , folks. See for yourself. Then, take up a collection for this poor young lady. She’s really struggling. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Audrina Patridge Sexy In Her One Piece

I don’t know that Audrina Patridge can be considered relevant anymore, but I still find her pretty hot so I’m posting these shots of her. Here she is on the cover of FHM magazine looking really damn good in her one piece. I know, I was surprised too, they still publish magazines? Anyhow, I’m glad they do because this is well worth checking out. Enjoy. Audrina Patridge FHM cover shoot Video

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures of the Day

The paparazzi company that owns the Audrina pics doesn’t like me very much. I don’t have money to buy their pictures, they aren’t into just giving them to me for free, even if I link back to them, so I’m forced to use my interpretive skills, of what best represents Audrina Patridge in a bikini, and the best I could come up with was the Downs Syndrome champion swimmer, which although may be insulting to this bitch with Downs Syndrom, as Audrina is clearly more embarrassing and retarded than her, it gets my point across as best as I know how….the only thing missing is the hot stripper body implants…something I support her using to get noticed/ahead… To See The Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Audrina Patridge Bikini And Lingerie Pictures

So it would seem that Audrina Patridge’s new reality show premiered over the weekend, mother is too cheap to get cable so I didn’t see it, and she seemed to spend a lot of time hanging out in her bikini. Here are a few shots of Audrina walking around, posing for the camera and just looking sexy in some lingerie and bikinis. If the rest of the season is going to be like this I think she’s got a hit. You can’t really go wrong with fake boobs and bikinis. When do I make my cameo? more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Audrina Patridge’s Tightly Wrapped Goodies

Here’s Audrina Patridge at some thing last night looking slim and sexy in her tight black dress. I assume this has something to do with her new reality show coming out, because she brought the whole family including her sexy badass tattooed sister. I like that chick, she’s the one who should have her own TV show, it could be about how she gets dressed up in trashy outfits and has her way with a certain blogger while her lazy eyed sister watches. Call me.

Pamela Hasselhoff is the Next Pam Anderson of the Day

Pamela Hasselhoff is the new Shauna Sand…You know a bitch who married some D-List star from the 90s, spending his money on bleaching her hair, fake tanning, raising his trashy kids, while eating baked goods, who in her midlife crisis, after always being the back burner pussy who could never compete with her Husband’s Baywatch girls, and now finally getting the approval she always wanted, by some groupie kid who is using her to get noticed, as she parades around the world with her trophy she bought with Hasselhoff money…It’s funny…and maybe even a little erotic…even if she’s disgusting…cuz a willing pussy is always worth noticing…even it’s 4 am off the internet quality… FOLLOW ME

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Audrina Patridge and Her Mom in Bathing Suits of the Day

I don’t know if you remember Audrina Patridge? She was some trash on MTV, who ended up doing Dancing with the Stars a week into her show being canceled, pretty much admitting ans securing any doubt that she was relevant, here to stay, or even a celebrity…but she did have fake tits, and apparently she still does as she rocks out on the beach with her mother, who we have all seen before in some drunken rant , trained her to be the cheesy, trashy whore she is, and who I can only is living vicariously through her, cuz that’s why she moved to California in the first place, it’s always why she insisted on getting her retard daughter fake tits, because she knew she needed them, as her retard brain wouldn’t allow her to survive…but tits are always a fucking meal ticket…and here they both are loving all the attention…while I love the fantasies it stirs up…even if I hate the bitch…. FOLLOW ME To See the Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link

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Audrina Patridge Gives A Dog A bone

I could make a bunch of jokes about Audrina Patridge flashing her puppies, I’m not above that kind of thing, but I’m kinda hungover so I can’t really be bothered. Besides, she’s not flashing anything but that stupid rat in a dog suit. Anyhow, she’s still kinda hot and she’s wearing sexy umm, flip flops? I’ve got nothing. Is that Fran Dresher? WTF? more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Corey Bohan on Audrina Patridge: What an Empty, Heartless, Rotten, Insecure Individual

Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan called it quits earlier this month. Again. It doesn’t look like a reconciliation is just around the corner this time, as it seems the Australian BMX racer is not taking the breakup well. “A girl that’s told yes by everyone surrounding them grows up to be a heartless closed off insecure individual,” Bohan wrote on Twitter. Presumably he means Audrina Patridge , and it only got worse from there. “Time 2 pick up the pieces & stop being so sad! Some woman will always be empty & rotten from the inside out. U cant love a heartless woman.” Rough. Wonder what sparked that kind of bitterness? Perhaps reports that The Hills alum, whose new reality show premieres on VH1 April 17, might already be moving on with Polo player Nic Roldan? The two were spotted canoodling , whatever that entails, at the 251 Club in Florida last Saturday and at the International Polo Club the next day. Either way, Bohan seems in better spirits now. His most recent Tweet: “If the world ends tomorrow it’s all good! Family n real friends is what’s up!!” UPDATE : Audrina Patridge is lashing back at her ex-BF, telling TMZ the only reason for his tirade is that she dumped him and he’s “bitter” over it. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

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Audrina Patridge Beach Photos

Audrina Patridge in Hawaii. Audrina Patridge into sleeping with me by just doing one of those hidden thumb tricks. “Are you a wizard, mister?” I just may try now that she#39;s single: It#39;s over for Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan…again. A source close to the reality star, 25, tells UsMagazine.com that Patridge ended things with Austrialian BMX racer Bohan over the weekend. It#39;s not the first time Patridge and Bohan have parted ways. The couple were on-and-off for a few months in 2

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