Move over, Human Barbie . And, sadly, make room for Human Jessica Rabbit. Penny Brown is a 25-year old woman who has undergone major plastic surgery over the years in order to resemble the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? vixen. Why bring this cartoon character to life? “I think she is incredibly sexy and there’s a real power and strength to her character,” Brown tells The Daily Mirror. “I’ve always wanted to copy that.” “At five I was already thinking about breast implants.” That’s… abnormal. Even Kylie Jenner would say it’s a tad young. To accomplish this unusual goal, Brown squeezed into a 23-inch corset for up to 23 hours a day and had two breast augmentations. She took her boobs from a 34H to a 36O cup as a result. That’s… large. Even Kim Kardashian would agree. A native of Australia, Penny now resides in Okinawa, Japan and is reportedly planning MORE breast enhancement surgery. Yes. More. Why, you ask? Bcause she doesn’t think her knockers can ever be “big enough.” Well, you might as well aim high. Fortunately, Brown’s husband is on board with this mass makeover, so really, what’s stopping her at this point? He tells The Mirror that his wife “is as close to Jessica Rabbit as any mere mortal can get,” adding: “Her shape is exciting and interesting.” It sure is something, alright! It sure is something. 25 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her.
Maja Mayskar is am IMG model from Australia…and like all up and coming models, who I assume are up and coming model s since I’ve never heard of her before, she’s showing off her hot naked body for whatever the fuck this is…and I am all about this life…the more girls who show their tits, the more normal it becomes and the more girls who would never show their tits show their tits… Good times…tits for everyone.
It’s not too often that I fall in love with a hot no-name model at first sight, it only happens maybe once or twice a week, but after this shoot from Rosie Tupper , I think we can officially add another one to my list. I don’t know too much about Rosie besides the fact that she’s from Australia and that we were meant for one another, but she kind of reminds me of my crush Katrina Bowden , only not as famous. Which means I might actually have a shot with her. OK, stop laughing. I haven’t gotten to the punchline yet.
Chanel West Coast is from some MTV show, and now she’s a rapper…like all the other girl rappers…doing the same fat ass hustle and making money doing it. I’ve never heard her music, I’ve really only heard of her a few times, and I really only posted her ass pics once …so she can’t be all that famous…but she can be in a bikini, and here she is proving it. I love her ass. It’s very Miami.
Gintare Sudziute shot for my friends over at TREATS …who are the new age Playboy, with relevant hipster b-list to c-list models who are willing to get naked – rather than gutter stripper sluts Playboy chooses, all paid for by the Facebook twins, because apparently, like most young billionaires, they like model pussy…and paying people to take pictures of them… What it comes down to is that without Treats, I wouldn’t know who Gintare Sudziute is…and I am all about the style of their shoots and what they are putting out to the world. It’s quality, and it’s the reason Emily Ratajkowski got famous, so as long as there are girls who want her success, there will be girls like Gintare Sudziute funnelling through TREATS for a shot…and that means lots more titties to come…while you come..and that’s great news… That said, I think I am in love with Gintare Sudziute and her silly name…
All you motherfuckers are complaining about the heat. Seriously, I have people on my Facebook in California running from Fires, in New York whining about the heat, in Europe complaining…it’s like motherfuckers, we are all going to die when the earth blows up thanks to our misuse of the motherfucker, just kick back and get a tan while it happens…or look at pics of Emily DiDonato, doing the Winter issue of Vogue Australia, because Winter is starting in Australia, to cool the fuck off…they’ve even sexed the whole thing up with some Sauna pics, but the reality is that anything this girl does that is sexy, is cooled off knowing that she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal’s man-pussy… But I’ll post the pics anyway, I mean why the fuck not, you can hate a girl for the things she puts inside her, but you can’t hate the girl for getting paid to sit in a Sauna in underwear…
My name is Catherine and I am 17 years old from Melbourne, Australia . In 2009 I overheard some girls talking about this “Justin Bieber” kid, so I went home and looked him up, and my journey as a belieber began. Since then, it has always been one of my biggest dreams to meet Justin. Prior to the Believe Tour, I had seen Justin at the My World Tour in May 2011, and in July 2012 I saw him walk into the studio at Australia’s Got Talent. In June 2013, it was announced that the Believe Tour was coming to Australia in November/December. Once all of the packages were announced, I knew that no matter what I was going to buy a meet & greet, as I had worked all summer to save my money! During pre-sale I missed out on them, so instead I bought an emerald ticket at the end of the runway for his show on December 3rd. The day all of the tickets came on I was really nervous but five seconds before they officially went on-sale I pressed enter and before my eyes I saw “X1 JUSTIN BIEBER VIP MEET AND GREET PACKAGE DECEMBER 2ND 2013.” It was unreal, and once the confirmation of my purchase went through, I sat there in shock, I was speechless, I was finally meeting my everything. Finally the day came, December 2nd was to be the best day of my entire life. I arrived at Rod Laver Arena at 4pm and met up with some of my friends from Melbourne Bieber Team, a group of Beliebers from Melbourne who come together to bond over our love of Justin and help raise money for various charities. A lot of my Belieber friends actually had meet and greets that night so I am so lucky that we were all able to experience this together. After we picked up our tickets, we walked into the arena and got our VIP lanyards and wristbands put on. We also all got to meet Dan and take pictures with him, he was really kind to everyone! Just a bit before 8.30pm, Justin arrived and popped his head out of the curtain. As soon as the lines started to move I started to freak out and so many thoughts raced through my mind. I didn’t even know what I was going to say to him! Just before we turned the corner I took a deep breath and there he was, standing right before my eyes! It was surreal, he looks so perfect in person, so precious, words cannot explain. There were about 5 girls in front of me so I just looked at Justin the whole time whilst they were getting their pictures. Before I knew it, I was next. He told the girl in front of me, “Watch my shoes” as a security guard pushed her onto him quickly and made her stumble a bit and that made me so nervous because I thought he was in a bad mood! Thankfully he held his arms wide open with a big smile and I walked up to him and looked at his little stache and sparkling brown eyes. “Hi Justin, I love you!” and he replied with, “Hello! Aw I love you!” (thank goodness I audio recorded it because I wouldn’t have remembered!). He then turned me quickly for our photo and after that grabbed my right arm and looked me so deeply in the eyes and he was smiling so big. It was unreal. Justin was holding onto ME and staring into MY eyes whilst smiling? I said, “Thank you for everything” and once again he smiled and let go of me as I walked out of the room bawling and hugged all of my friends, we couldn’t believe it. My seat was in the 4th row on the floor and it was so incredibly close, I can’t explain the feeling. During the concert in ‘Eenie Meenie’ he pointed at me which was an amazing feeling. After the concert was over, I went home and didn’t sleep the entire night and at 4.30am I checked Bieber Fever and they had uploaded the meet and greet photos and when I saw mine I did not stop crying. I was so happy and I didn’t even remember feeling Justin’s hand on my shoulder, so that was insane! I also didn’t remember looking at the camera so I’m thankful that I actually did. The night after I had floor seats again near the end of the runway, so it was nice to have another perspective of the show. I am so blessed and more than grateful that I had two amazing experiences and if you haven’t met Justin yet or been to one of his concerts, never ever give up because as corny as it sounds, if you believe in your dreams and stay hopeful, it will happen for you! Thanks for reading! -@lilacbieber_ View post: My name is Catherine and I am 17 years old from Melbourne,…
I never actually thought I would be writing one of these but here I am, writing it with the biggest smile on my face. I’m just going to skip right to the point. Justin’s last leg of the tour was in Australia and I was lucky enough to get two really awesome seats at the side of the stage. Originally, I tried for meet and greet but I wasn’t quick enough to buy them so I missed out. That was upsetting but I moved on and just felt blessed to be able to attend the shows. When it got closer to the date there were so many meet and greet competitions that I entered, one of them was the “Bieber Fever Best Collection.” When I entered I was sort of hopeful, but by the time it was almost at the 24 hrs before the concert, I had given up hope. I refreshed my email and saw I had one from them saying I won. I literally broke down into tears, and I was so glad I was the only one at home at the time, because it would have been so embarrassing if I had done that in front of everyone. The day of the meet and greet, we were lining up outside where everyone was told to meet. So many of the girls were saying how they were going to push in and make sure they got to stand next to Justin, and that they didn’t care about anyone else, they just wanted to get next to him. By that point I was starting to worry if it would turn out alright or not. People were also saying that you practically get pushed in, shoved next to him, a photo taken and then you are dragged out by security. While we were waiting in the hallway, Fredo and a few of the other crew members were walking past but they seemed like they were in a rush and didn’t stop for photos, which was okay, it was still nice seeing them. We formed a group of six and started lining up single file against the wall. The line started moving and that’s when I realized Justin was literally only meters away and the photos were starting. I just kept thinking, “He’s right in there!” Security guard opened the curtain and I looked in, and there were so many people in there. I kind of froze on the spot and I didn’t know what to do. Two of the people from my group walked up and stood on his right side. I was literally just standing there staring at Justin and the empty spot on his left thinking, “Oh my gosh, do I stand there? THERE IS NO ONE NEXT TO HIM!” Michelle (my friend) pushed me and said, “Quick! Go stand next to him!” so I walked over to Justin, and I wrapped my arm around him, and the moment I held him, I swear to God, I don’t even know how to explain it. His skin is so soft, my hand was on his rib cage, and I just remember standing there thinking, “How is his skin so damn soft?!” I heard him talking, and I was completely out of it so I didn’t even understand what he said. I turned to look at him, and I was just staring at his face, so close to mine, his skin was flawless, he is actually so much more tan in person. His eyes are beautiful, I just..wow. I was then standing there thinking, “He is actually real.” Like it sounds so stupid to say it like that, of course he is real. The girl on the other side of Justin asked if we could take a silly photo and Justin said, “Yeah sure, let’s go. One. Two…” and then he pulled his face and the photo was taken. As soon as I let go of him, I just started crying, and I couldn’t believe what had actually just happened. Justin really was so sweet, and it wasn’t rushed at all, and everything went perfect, and the show afterwards was amazing. I really am blessed. And that… was my Bieber experience! -Chantelle @BeliebinBiebzy See more here: I never actually thought I would be writing one of these but…
Australia’s loss is the rest of the music world’s gain. Kanye West has postponed a number of tour dates Down Under because he’s anxious to head back to the studio and work on his new album. “Due to unexpected timing requirements to finish his highly anticipated new studio album, scheduled for a 2014 release, Kanye West regretfully announces the postponement of his upcoming tour dates in Australia,” read a statement posted to Roc Nation’s website, adding: “The tour dates originally scheduled from May 2 to May 11, 2014, will now be played from September 5 to September 15, 2014. All tickets for the initially scheduled shows will be honored for the new dates.” Kanye, of course, also has a wedding to plan. He’ll tie the knot with Kim Kardashian on May 24. Last month, West’s creative house (Donda) partnered up with Jay Z’s Roc Nation to manage its music division. The collaboration centers on Kanye’s recording brand and worldwide touring ventures. Of course, this news is a blow to users of the Internet as well. Kanye – who may or may not be a vampire – has been known to rant like a wild person while on stage and we’ve been known to enjoy every millisecond of this insane diatribes. Such as? We’re so glad you asked! Click around now and find out: 10 Best Kanye West Rants Open Slideshow 1. Kanye West Rant: RESPECT ME! Kanye West is at it again. He rants away here during a concert in New Jersey, calling out a supposedly racist media. View As List 1. Kanye West Rant: RESPECT ME! Kanye West is at it again. He rants away here during a concert in New Jersey, calling out a supposedly racist media. 2. Kanye West Goes Off: SHUT THE EFF UP! It’s time for another epic Kanye West rant! The rapper blows up here at a couple radio hosts and keep telling folks to “SHUT THE F-CK UP!” 3. Kanye West: Ranting in Toronto Kanye West GOES OFF to a crowd in Toronto in this video. It’s a classic, awesome rant. 4. Kanye West: I’m Akin to a Cop! Kanye West believes he is just like a cop. Because his life is in danger on stage every night. 5. Kanye West: Boycott Louis Vuitton! Kanye West has a message for folks in New York. He tells them in this rant to boycott Louis Vuitton. 6. Kanye West Compares Self to Slave How is Kanye West like a slave? We have no idea. But he’s the one who said it. 7. Kanye West Madison Square Garden Rant Listen up, attendees inside Madison Square Garden. Kanye West has some ranting to do! 8. Kanye West Las Vegas Rant Kanye West did not go to Las Vegas to gamble. He went there to rant away on stage. 9. Kanye West Talks Sh-t on Stage Kanye West is wearing a mask and going off in this video. Watch the rapper do his ranting thing now. 10. Kanye West Rants, Hates on Corporations Kanye West has a major problem with corporations. Learn more in this great speech.
The mother of Dem Babies is 44 years old today. But just because Mariah Carey is celebrating such a birthday, that doesn’t mean she doesn’t feel young at heart. The legendary singer recently recreated Mean Girls along with husband Nick Cannon and she may now be considered middle-aged (empirically speaking), but we’re confident those Mariah Carey bikini photos won’t be stopping any time soon. This Long Island native has sold over 200 million records across the globe and was the best-selling recording artist of the 1990s. She has the most number-one singles of any solo singer… EVER. Yes, Carey may be known more for her selfies, her breasts and her twins these days. But this is likely the most successful female artist in the history of the universe. Celebrate her 44th birthday below with 44 beautiful photos of Mariah Carey: 44 Beautiful Photos of Mariah Carey Open Slideshow 1. Mariah Carey and Her Cleavage Happy birthday, Mariah Carey. We wish you and your assets the very best. View As List 1. Mariah Carey and Her Cleavage Happy birthday, Mariah Carey. We wish you and your assets the very best. 2. Mariah Carey Bikini Picture Yup, Mariah Carey has still got it. She posted this photo to Instagram as evidence. 3. Mariah Carey: Bikini Dog Walk! Mariah Carey takes her dog for a walk in this picture. In the snow. In a bikini. 4. Mariah Carey: The Art of Letting Go Cover Mariah Carey has released the art for “The Art of Letting Go” and you can see it here for yourself! 5. Mariah Carey Bikini Top Mariah Carey rocks a bikini top and a sparkler in this photo. Happy July 4th, everyone! 6. Mariah Carey in Australia Mariah Carey is back to making music. Her new album drops on July 23, 2013. 7. Mariah Carey Concert Pic Mariah Carey will embark on a world tour in the near future. It will likely be a major success. 8. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon at Disneyland Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renew their vows in this photo. At Disneyland! 9. Mariah Carey Red Carpet Picture Mariah Carey hasn’t exactly been a huge hit as American Idol judge. Ratings are way down on Season 12. 10. Mariah Carey No Makeup Mariah Carey has posted this photo of herself with no makeup online. How does she look, folks? 11. Mariah Carey for American Idol Mariah Carey poses here for an American Idol promotional photo. She’s looking good! 12. Mariah Carey Bikini Photo Mariah Carey looking red hot in a bikini photo. Hot DAMN girl. 13. Mariah and Twins In a word: AWWWW! Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon take their twins out here for Christmas. 14. Mariah Carey Red Carpet Pic Mariah Carey is now an American Idol judge. Does that make you happy? 15. Mariah Carey in Austria Mariah Carey performs here for fans in Austria. She’s actually big in that country. 16. Mariah Carey in England Mariah Carey poses here in London, but she is American Idol bound. Are you excited to see her as a judge? 17. Mariah Carey American Idol Promo Pic Mariah Carey poses here for an American Idol promotional photo. She looks pretty good, don’t you think? 18. Mariah Carey Signs for Fans Mariah Carey will judge Season 12 of American Idol. Are you excited? 19. Hi, Mariah! Mariah Carey waves to fans in this photograph. Would you want to see her as an American Idol judge? 20. Mariah Carey in London Mariah Carey is all smiles here and why shouldn’t she be? The singer has a loving husband and two adorable kids. 21. Carey and Cannon Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon seem like a truly happy couple. They have a pair of adorable twins at home. 22. Mariah Carey, Jenny Craig Mariah Carey is the new face of Jenny Craig. What a great figure she has. 23. Mariah Carey Weight Loss Pic Mariah Carey’s weight loss, as seen on the new issue of Us Weekly. She’s looking good! 24. Mariah Carey and Kids Say hello to Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon and their twins. Rather adorable, isn’t this family? 25. Sing It, Mariah Carey! Let there be no mistake: Mariah Carey can sing! She might have the best voice of this generation. 26. Nick Cannon and Pregnant Mariah Carey Nick Cannon and a very pregnant Mariah Carey pose for a celebrity gossip tabloid. A very loving embrace, yes … but is it just too much? 27. Mariah Carey Nude, Pregnant Mariah Carey looks … well, she’s really pregnant and nude on the cover of this celebrity gossip magazine. Do you like it? 28. Mariah and Nick Photo Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting twins? How awesome is that? 29. Mariah Pic Mariah Carey is a star. Justin Bieber is a rising star. Is there a war of words between the two? 30. Couple on Carpet Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are a great looking couple. They pose here on the red carpet of the Academy Awards. 31. Carey’s Cleavage Mariah Carey held nothing back at the 2010 Golden Globes. We’re referring to her exposed boobs, of course. 32. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon at MSG It was a fun New Year’s Eve for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. They celebrated in NYC together. 33. The Cannons Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are happily married. They seem to be in the news most for their ongoing feud with Eminem. 34. Well Red Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon deck themselves out in matching winter outfits during a trip to Aspen. The pair got married in 2008. 35. Mariah Carey Image Mariah Carey steps inside to warm up during a trip to Aspen with Nick Cannon. We assume Cannon is fetching her wife a cup of hot chocolate. 36. In Aspen The day before Christmas, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon stopped traffic in Aspen. The newly married couple is seen here, wonders in white. 37. Cannon and Carey Picture Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are out to prove their critics wrong. Look at how happy this couple is! 38. Nick and Mariah Nick Cannon escorts his relatively new bride, Mariah Carey, through the snow of Aspen, Colorado. We had no idea these two were skiers. 39. Half Naked Mariah Carey A half nude Mariah Carey goes for a walk. Okay, she’s more like one-tenth naked. Our bad on the misleading title. 40. Mariah Carey Sends St. Patrick’s Day Message Mariah Carey, and her breasts, send a St. Patrick’s Day message to her fans in this selfie. 41. Mariah Carey Boobs Alert We’re loving this dress on Mariah Carey! We could stare at it all day. 42. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon on Christmas Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon and their twins are in Aspen for Christmas. And they are sending holiday wishes here to you and yours. 43. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Renew Vows With their twins standing along their side, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renew their vows at Disneyland in this photo. 44. Mariah Carey Wardrobe Malfunction Mariah Carey suffers a wardrobe malfunction. Minor one, but still.
