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Miranda Kerr – Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr did a photoshoot for her boyfriend at Snapchat, not necessarily commissioned for the dude at Snapchat, but for the billionaire in spirit because she needs to keep him interested in her. His app is peaking and very fucking important in the current media landscape, which is enough to make someone feel like a God who created such a wonderful thing that made him piles of money, it only happens once in a while, and with that level of young money, big money, on a brand that is so internationally accepted, comes a lot of girls, much hotter than Kerr, less obvious user opportunists than Kerr, less annoying than Kerr, who aren’t moms…like every single CURRENT VS model…who want his dick…making her seem a little obsolete…so get out there and do what you do mom….make it happen mom…maybe he’ll forget that you’ve been done for 5 years…because everything about him beyond her old tired used up pussy is NEW…and exciting… The post Miranda Kerr – Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Ass Leonarodo May Fuck / Toni Garrn in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Toni Garrn and part of her PR hustle being a Victoria’s Secret model is going through initiation with Leonardo, on his yacht, where he probably doesn’t really talk to her, but knows it is for the benefit of a company he must have invested in early on. It just doesn’t make sense that girls who run in the same circles and work in the same place bang the same dudes. That only happens in escort agencies and brothels… So unless the cast and crew of Victoria’s Secret are actually hookers…there is no rhyme or reason as to why she’s involved in this…but maybe that’s why she looks so miserable…although that could just be because she’s german and that’s how germans do…they are too pragmatic for happiness…unless they are participating in world domination… Here’s her model ass…pretending Leo isn’t gay.

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The Ass Leonarodo May Fuck / Toni Garrn in a Bikini of the Day

Meet Hottie Rosie Tupper

It’s not too often that I fall in love with a hot no-name model at first sight, it only happens maybe once or twice a week, but after this shoot from Rosie Tupper , I think we can officially add another one to my list. I don’t know too much about Rosie besides the fact that she’s from Australia and that we were meant for one another, but she kind of reminds me of my crush Katrina Bowden , only not as famous. Which means I might actually have a shot with her. OK, stop laughing. I haven’t gotten to the punchline yet.

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Elyse Taylor Does Instagram of the Day

Elyse Taylor is a young, new generation Victoria’s Secret model…She’s not all that young, she’s 26 and has been pushing her half naked body around the fashion industry since she was 18….but she’s from Australia and you’ve probably never heard of her, and probably don’t remember her when she was doing the 2009 Victoria’s Secret fashion show, cuz you were too busy jerking off to it, cuz lingerie informercials on primetime television is you’re fucking jam, it’s the only way you can get off, and it only happens once a fucking year… Either way, she’s pulled some strings, sucked the right dick, let the right guys inside her Kangaroo pouch, and here she is posting instagram pics from the catalog shoot she just shot for the evil empire, cuz let’s face it, it’s a stamp of approval all girls want, and the other old timers can’t do it forever and need to be replaced… Here are some of her pics, I like her…I may have to trick her into dating me. TO SEE HER MODELING FOR VICTORIA’s SECRET CLICK HERE

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Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I guess this is one of the latest girls who sold her soul to Victoria’s Secret, but I could be wrong, maybe the soul selling only happens when you are an immigrant looking for the American Dream, or a means to put food on your family’s table, while the American “Angels” are just hot pussy with a variety of options who just choose Victoria’s Secret cuz it’s like the Holy Grail of being considered hot pussy. Who knows and really who cares…cuz here she is at the store looking hotter than most of the immigrant girls when they do in stores, cuz this bitch is actually showing tit…making her my new favorite…..

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Katie Holmes Tits for Old Times of the Day

I never watched Dawson’s Creek cuz I am not a chick, gay or a virgin. That shit was too fucking boring for me and it portrayed small town kids in a horrible light…you see I don’t like my small town kids acting all mature and college with an annoying vocabulary and emo issues, I want to kill people like that when I get stuck behind them in line at the coffee shop. I want my small town kids high on meth, getting knocked up out of boredom, and doing real dirty shit that only happens to bored kids in the middle of fucking no where when they aren’t busy beating up the gay kid…..But I did think Katie Holmes was great when that movie she gets topless and killed in… But then Tom Cruise happened….and those tits were put on lockdown, but here she is showing off tit for old times and for the Tony Awards, because as a closet gay man, the Tony Awards are the one night a year Katie Holmes can go out and slut out, cuz he’ll be too busy chocking out on cock backstage… Pics via Fame

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Lindsay’s Ex BFF — Jail Can Wait, Go to Cannes!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Courtenay Semel Follow Courtenay Semel ‘s logic here — Lindsay Lohan should go to Cannes and risk going to jail for skipping her alcohol education classes … because “Cannes only happens once a year” and jail ain’t going nowhere. It almost makes sense. Almost. Read more

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