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Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Sets Off Some Red Flags of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel’s mom celebrated her birthday yesterday, so everyone wish the uterus that built Candice Swanepoel, instead of aborting her, a happy birthday. Her vagina was ravaged in the making of a vagina you all masturbate to, and she should be celebrated for that. That said, looking at her picture and using my scientifically backed “Looked at the bitch you’re fucking’s mom before getting too serious, because the chances are she’ll end up looking like her, acting like her and aging like her because mom, although fat and scary now, was once young and vibrant, like the pussy you are sticking your dick in”…..leading me to think Candice Swanepoel may not be what she is now, in 20 years, but the good news is the world will probably blow up by then and we’ll never have to see it, so until then, Candice is toned and not muff gutted, her gunt is glorious not menopausal, so whatever she’s gonna age into doen’t really matter, because what she is today is all we care about.

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Miley Cyrus Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump. All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn. Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rhian Sugden for Loaded of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some Glamour model named Rhian Sugden did the Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, without flashing her cunt, 2 decades later, for a reason I can only assume is a serious lack of creativity, because at this Glamour model level, all they need are the tits, so the intro storyline can be anything, including the movie that was on the night before the shoot that the creative directory just happened to come across and figure it was good enough to shit out, because he was hungover, lazy, uninterested and ultimately, the idea didn’t matter cuz it was all about the tits…and I think she looks good. I mean normally I hate on Glamour models, but whatever is going on here…I approve. To See Sophie Anderton’s Spread from the Issue FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant pussy of the last 15 years, because bitches love cake. Seriously, if you’re a chick, your strategy should be get knocked up by a billionaire 30 year old, your life will be fun, and anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot. Don’t make it for yourself, use your looks to get it dammit, society is just jealous… What it comes down to is that this Jessica Hart shoot, fucking sucks. I like my bikini pics more substantial, but I’ll post them anyway, I’m not a billionaire and have nothing better to do than sit here doing it. This site is my luxury vacation home fuckers…

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Jesinta Campbell is Hot for Menstyle of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jesinta Campbell is some Australia Celebrity Apprentice contestant and as someone who likes Australia, at least according to the girls from Australia I follow on instagram, because they are babes in bikinis, I figure I should post her life changing pics of her posing in her underwear for some Menstyle magazine, because girls in lingerie are the only reason men would ever really want style, otherwise, you’d all dress like me, in soiled sweat pants, stained shirts, smelling like shit, cuz I’ve given up, and thrown in the fucking towel, suckin’ at life in the best way possible, all while staring anything that has a vagina….like this Jesinta, what kind of name is Jesinta, but I guess that doesn’t matter when I’m staring at her in lingerie.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Seduces Ellen of the Day

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Love Hewitt delivers when booked for a Lesbian’s TV show by dressing the fucking part and I’m not talking wearing construction boots, flannel and a prosthetic dick, I’m talking a skimpy dress to show off her massive tits, that make Ellen awkward as shit, because titties make lesbians get boners, they just try to play it cool, especially in locker room at the gym because they don’t want to blow the lesbian accessibility cover, because that lesbian accessibility is what tricks the straight girls into experimenting. She knows her worth, or at least what matters, and in her case it is all about the tits. Good play old lady.

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Lisa Gormley Titty Slip of the Day

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lisa Gormley, she’s some Australian actress who you’ve probably never heard of, unless you are from Australia, which I kinda hope you are, because Australians, at least the women, are usually hot as fuck cuz they spend their days at the beach, but who don’t act hot as fuck like American girls, because they are cool as fuck cuz Australians like to party, making them the ideal human. This Lisa Gormley, may not be quite what I’d expect from an Australian girl, I mean she’s a little fucking doughy, but I’m sure Australia has fat girls too, and I’m sure not all Australians are these 20 year old tight bodied babes, and really even if this Lisa Gormley isn’t all that awesome, she’s flashing her tit, which kinda makes her awesome by default…you see cuz where there’s an exposed titty in the ocean, I can ignore the dumpy ass, especially when in picture. Here she is doing a good job as far as I’m concerned, but maybe I’m just happy she’s not TAN MOM ….anything is better than Tan Mom TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Happy 23rd Birthday, Kristen Stewart!

Posted on April 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Stewart has a reason to celebrate today, and we aren’t referring to what appears to be a healthy relationship with Robert Pattinson . The actress is now 23 years old! Stewart most recently starred in On the Road and has reportedly signed on to reprise her role in a Snow White and the Huntsman sequel , although Rupert Sanders will not be behind the camera for it. Of far more important to her fans, however, Stewart appears to have righted what was once a sinking ship with Pattinson. The actor returned late last month from Australia and has been spotted out and about since with his long-term girlfriend. She’s working very hard to save the relationship . So send in your birthday wishes now to Kristen Stewart and click through the following montage of photos in her honor:

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Reunited in L.A.!

Posted on March 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are back together. Physically. After the Twilight lovebirds spent more than two months apart while Rob filmed The Rover in Australia, the 26-year-old actor is now back in the U.S. of A. Not a moment too soon. Contrary to rumors that he was ignoring Kristen and dreading his return , “Rob is so excited to be back in LA,” a source tells E! News. “He really missed Kristen.” Their first order of business? A night out at their favorite bar! A fan snapped a picture with the down-to-earth duo at the Ye Rustic Inn in L.A. (a regular Robsten spot) where they enjoyed each other’s company last night. Despite rampant breakup reports while Rob was half the world away, it appears the duo is going strong, despite the distance and the tumultuous recent past. Rock on, Robsten. Rock. On.

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: It’s Over!

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken up, according to the N.Y. Post . One source close to the celebrity couple said, “Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild.” “It became a problem for him.” Another source added, “They’ve broken up before, and are broken up now . There was big drama because she suspected he had a wandering eye.” Don’t buy her denials, either, says the insider, noting, “While Miley has insisted they are still together, right now they are very, very much apart.” The news, while not confirmed by either party, comes amid multiple reports of trouble in paradise and the pair more or less parting ways for weeks. Hemsworth, 23, returned to his native Australia because, “He needed to get away from L.A. and spend some time with his brother and friends.” Meanwhile, back in the U.S., Miley Cyrus was photographed outside an L.A. recording studio without her engagement ring, but with a mystery man . It was even reported that Liam slept with January Jones at one point this winter, “jilting” the former Hannah Montana star. It’s been a tough stretch. The Miley Cyrus split rumors reached a boiling point last week. Cyrus, 20, Tweeted: “I am so sick of La. And sick of the lies that come with it. I didn’t call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining.” She also wrote that her new album will “shut everyone up.” Cyrus and Hemsworth became engaged last May, but the evidence that they’ve been going through a rough patch in 2013 soon began to pile up. Another source added, “Miley is a fiery character. They do fight, but she is crazy about Liam. She isn’t ready to accept it but it might be over for good.” Again, Miley and Liam have not confirmed anything as far as an official split, so stay tuned. Still, it doesn’t look good for the couple of three years.

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