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Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day

If you read the site, and you don’t, but you may if you’re Chrissy Teigen, because she likes to google herself, it’s good for her ego, and I know this because a bunch of years ago she tweeted at me about how funny she thought I was, which was probably tactics to try to get more posts on her…and a year after that praise that didn’t give me a boner – like it does for other dudes with sites who go crazy when the girls talk to them – because they aren’t used to girls talking to them – and just want girls to talk to them – because they don’t hate any woman who is as vapid as an SI model wallet fucker – they just see tits….while I see all that is wrong with her – and prefer my asian hookers to be less vocal, more subservient and affordable….she went totally nutso on me – and her gang of followers went nuts on me – because I said she was old, fat, pug faced and if she didn’t get knocked up – her wallet she’s fucked and been so loyal to, will pay her off and find younger and hotter pussy – or she could kill herself…because no one would care…… She has since gone onto get pregnant, get a TV show hosting job, leveraging her life as a celebrity wife, which is a huge accomplishment for someone who was booking 3 jobs a year before the pregnancy…she’s more than just strategic with her pussy….or maybe her pussy strategy is why it all worked out…who cares.. She’s in Elle Australia, going international…and she’s got a new face, a less pug face, which for someone who lives by the pug….finds it sad…but makes her look like a better version of her terrible self…so thanks plastic surgery / injections / etc..this mom is better than ever…which biologically makes no sense – but thanks to science and does… I wonder what the post pregnancy pussy looks like…that’s the before and after I’m more into..not that I’d ever be into Chrissy Teigen, she’s just ever present…like a herpes scab or hermorrhoid that just won’t go away, only more vile and annoying. The post Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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More Iggy Azalea Topless In GQ

Since I you guys liked that sexy GQ preview from  Iggy Azalea so much yesterday, I took a look and managed to find the rest of the shoot the pants fire from down under did for GQ Australia ‘s latest issue. And you know how, normally, whenever I do a post on this rapper/model, I only talk about her killer lower half? Turns out she’s also got a pretty great set of funbags too. Talk about a true double threat. Yow.

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Andreja Pejic in Dresses of the Day

Andreja Pejic is apparently an Australian model…but with a name like Andreja Pejic, it’s safe to assume that she was imported to Australia by some pervert dude in the sex trade….who bought her off some “Dark Web” message board…and realized she was tall and could pay back his initial investment a bunch of times over… I guess when it comes to all models, they don’t really need to be Eastern European named to be deemed sex workers. They all hang out with rich guys for their money and lifestyle…like vapid little tarts…that it is safe to say they are…the second these girls see money, or exclusive parties, their vaginas fucking explode…even when they pretend to be down to earth…because I guess it’s easy to get sucked in, sucked up, while sucking in and sucking up the cum ejaculated from these dudes… Jokes…Andreja Pejic is originally ANDREJ….born with penis…but has since had the penis removed….it started out as a male model and now this LA company is milking the trans movement to be controversial, or to have a story that PR will love…so they cast it…and I get joy out of knowing people don’t read the site and just see a babe in a dress showing some skinny model legs and tits…..when really there’s a very different story in those panties…one that involves dicks being cut off….but the PROSTATE still in place….LOLZ…so good…. The post Andreja Pejic in Dresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Former Bachelor Contestants Fall in Love… With Each Other!

Try telling Megan Marx and Tiffany Scanlon that one cannot find love on The Bachelor. Granted, we’ve seen an endless number of couples fail to make it down the aisle after the man asked for the woman’s hand in marriage to conclude the latest season of this franchise. But perhaps that was the problem all along: Perhaps The Bachelor was not intended to match up a man and a woman, but rather a woman and a woman . Marx and Scanlon met while filming the 2016 version of Australia’s The Bachelor. They were both aiming to win over star Richie Strahan in the end. As time went on, however, Megan and Tiffany found grew more attracted to one another, as they continued to post photos on Instagram together long after filming ended. These photos would include captions that mentioned the other as “my favourite person,” and/or said “there are many things that I love but this is one.” Was it possible that two women who signed on to find a husband ended up finding true love in a member of the same sex? Yes! On Monday, Marx shared a new photo on Instagram that seemed to confirm the pair’s romantic relationship. “I met Tiffany in a very strange situation. Well…we were kind of dating the same guy…” the caption to it began. We’ll just go ahead and let her take it from there: And it was filmed and put on TV. From that first cocktail party, it was like this instant calibration between souls, as if we had known each other once before. Friendship ripened into something bolder, trust in a very strange situation was formed, and now every adventure we have rivals the other- and continues to make plans for itself. Yesterday I flew this beautiful woman to The Abrolhos islands for her 30th birthday! I have to admit that I felt so so proud to be with her, my favourite person, celebrating such a momentous occasion on the water- a mutual love of ours. She is so confident in the ocean and in every adventure, as if every new experience is a winning of the lottery somehow; a chance to grow and learn and develop. To Tiffany, experience wins over the worldly acquisition of ‘things’ every time- and I think this is why she is so open-minded, so accepting of others, so fun and so at ease with letting winds blow her towards a variety of opportunities. She’s helped me to disintegrate many of the ideals I’ve had that were harmful (about relationships, about career and ‘stability’) and for that I feel set free. Thank you for always asking questions (detective Tiff), for being curious about people, ideologies and the universe; for loving people with such a wholesome love that I don’t know if I would ever be able to emulate. It inspires me. Happy Birthday Tiffany. I love you. We don’t exactly have any more questions about whether or not these two are together, do you? We watch The Bachelor online and/or on television often and we feel comfortable saying this may be the greatest love story ever told on the program. Can you imagine if two women who met on the show fell in love in America?!? What would Chris Harrison say? It would break the Internet as we know it. View Slideshow: 17 Most Shocking Moments in Bachelor History: Who Can Forget #13?!

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Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day

Fredericks of Hollywood is a cheesy fucking lingerie brand…that was a big deal in the late 90s…all the trashy celebrity sugar babies were up on it – before the whole hip hop and instagram thing made them hae expensive tastes…. Well, apparently it is still around…and still doing the exact same trashy thing, even though they recruited has-been Megan Fox to be their business partner… This isn’t Megan Fox, this is someone named Natalie Jayne Roser who seems to be pretty much living up to the brand’s image…and style…and more importantly…that hard face looks like she’s one of their original shoppers or clerks… Look at them making their comeback…by possibly using pics they took in 1992. Oh – She’s a Not from the 90s – she’s Actually a Current Instagram Whore and She Looks like a Cheesy Weathered Girl Thanks to Australia Ozone Layer The post Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day

Fredericks of Hollywood is a cheesy fucking lingerie brand…that was a big deal in the late 90s…all the trashy celebrity sugar babies were up on it – before the whole hip hop and instagram thing made them hae expensive tastes…. Well, apparently it is still around…and still doing the exact same trashy thing, even though they recruited has-been Megan Fox to be their business partner… This isn’t Megan Fox, this is someone named Natalie Jayne Roser who seems to be pretty much living up to the brand’s image…and style…and more importantly…that hard face looks like she’s one of their original shoppers or clerks… Look at them making their comeback…by possibly using pics they took in 1992. Oh – She’s a Not from the 90s – she’s Actually a Current Instagram Whore and She Looks like a Cheesy Weathered Girl Thanks to Australia Ozone Layer The post Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Roser Does Maxim Good

Alright, so I know I like to rag on these so-called mens’ mags, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due. And this shoot “introducing”  Natalie Roser in the latest issue of Maxim Australia is one of the hotter things I’ve seen all month, from any magazine. And sure, if you’ve been following this site, you’ve known about this Aussie Insta-hottie for a while now and probably don’t need the introduction, but for those of you who might’ve missed out, I’d recommend taking some extra time to get better acquainted. Like, say, the rest of the afternoon. Trust me, you’ll need every second. » view all 12 photos

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Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day

Anna Kendrick may be a celebrated actress, who does all kinds of roles, from shitty comedy, to more serious things, because that’s what celebrated actors do. There’s usually no reason for them being celebrated actresses, other than that their mom is Goldie Hawn , or someone else in the industry….but for some reason, the industry has decided she’s one of the top 10 most hireable, one of the top 10 highest paid, all while having a stupid fucking mouth. It makes no sense to me…both her mouth and her career…but it exists and who am I to question the authority of media that distracts us as the government does all kinds of fucking up things… The post Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paige Marie Evans Nude for Some Basic Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Paige Marie Evans reminds us that there will always be girls, hot girls, not even that hot, but hot enough girls, willing to get naked for instagram photographers and fake instagram magazines, during their struggle to the top, to get to the top.. From my extensive research, she’s from Australia, on a quest to nude instagram model, hooker, prostitute herself to rich guys, so that American dreams can come true, so that she can be in LA with all her LA connects, getting ACAI bowls, or JUICE FREEZES, or Salads, California fucking loves salads…where they can spend their days taking selfies, with other professional selfie takers, for pervert brands that have management that want to fuck them, or at least see them naked on promo shoots, and the whole thing is so fucking dumb…but here are her tits, which are part of my seeing every tit ever made in Australia…a dream I’ve been working on for years…all from the comfort of my piss stained, aids ridden couch…magic. The post Paige Marie Evans Nude for Some Basic Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paige Marie Evans Nude for Some Basic Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Paige Marie Evans reminds us that there will always be girls, hot girls, not even that hot, but hot enough girls, willing to get naked for instagram photographers and fake instagram magazines, during their struggle to the top, to get to the top.. From my extensive research, she’s from Australia, on a quest to nude instagram model, hooker, prostitute herself to rich guys, so that American dreams can come true, so that she can be in LA with all her LA connects, getting ACAI bowls, or JUICE FREEZES, or Salads, California fucking loves salads…where they can spend their days taking selfies, with other professional selfie takers, for pervert brands that have management that want to fuck them, or at least see them naked on promo shoots, and the whole thing is so fucking dumb…but here are her tits, which are part of my seeing every tit ever made in Australia…a dream I’ve been working on for years…all from the comfort of my piss stained, aids ridden couch…magic. The post Paige Marie Evans Nude for Some Basic Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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