It hasn’t been a full seven days yet, but the journalists aboard the Rihanna plane have had enough. We already reported on a naked uprising (no pun) courtesy of a possibly delirious Australian writer, but there are far more amusing tales from the plane, thanks to a few crafty wordsmiths…. Continue
‘[It’s] fricking crazy. I am losing my sh–. I’m sure everyone else is too,’ says Australian fan Claire Knight. By Maud Deitch Rihanna pours some champagne for her 777 tourmates Photo: MTV
I’ve gotta say, I’m digging Australian model Nicole Trunfio these days. I was gonna look her up to try to find out more about her, but then I realized, this girl looks awesome in a bikini — what more do we really need to know? Her major in college? Her stance on the economy? How about that her bathing suit seems to be working its way up her booty ? Now that deserves a full-blown investigation. I’ll get my magnifying glass. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Kat Graham’s Ridiculous Bikini Kat Graham Is A Sexy Hooker Sophie Turner’s Behind Does Some Shopping Sophie Turner’s Curves Are Awesome Photos: PacificCoastNews
Elle Macpherson is a super hot Australian babe there is certainly no doubt about that, she really is “The Body” and now you will see why as she is looking stunning here in this video clip Continue reading →
LARA BINGLE ignores me on social networking…not that I ever figured out why I was following her in the first place on social networking….you see I have never been to Australia…even though I like their women….who when aren’t Lara Bingle…are fun, down to party, and hot as fuck while dressed all cool….into my sleazy and creepy jokes…but I ended up following her anyway…and bitch has huge amounts of fans…which makes no sense to me….but she’s milking it…getting endorsement gigs and sometimes they end up with her in bikini…while other times they end up with her getting her pussy sniffed by a dog… She may not matter, but in her defense…no one really does….and here she is in bathing suits for some Australian mag called CLEO
Anja Konstantinova despite her name is not some war torn Eastern European survivor…all communist and owned by the Russian mob and traded internationally for sex…. She is just some Australian model who’s parents were communist Ballerina’s who escaped the shit…cuz kids never quite understand their parents struggles…all spoiled and shit…. She has done a couple of campaigns, she is topless in this video I stole from Youtube for something called French Review cuz Youtube is a fucking porn site…more people masturbate to than you know….and I want to have sex with her.
It’s not hard to imagine the big-screen version of scenes like this week’s epic takedown on the Australian Parliament floor, in which Prime Minister Julia Gillard eviscerated her opposition party rival Tony Abbott with a 15-minute speech on sexism and misogyny. (Watch it below and revel in the glorious wrath of Gillard’s pointed and passionate tirade.) Somewhere out there a hundred screenwriters are furiously turning Gillard’s sermon into Oscar gold, so why don’t we go ahead and predict the five Academy Award-caliber actresses at the top of the casting list when Hollywood comes calling with the inevitable Iron Lady -esque Gillard biopic? Tilda Swinton The British Oscar-winner certainly has Gillard’s steeliness down, but she tends to go for more morally complex and ambiguous characters with hidden frailties bubbling beneath the surface. Perfect for politics! Plus, she can make even the most mundane things — say, parachute pants or a pair of socks or whatever — into High Art . (See pic at left.) Tilda’s would be the most fascinating Gillard, that’s for sure, but there’s also… Cate Blanchett She’s done Mamet, played Queen Elizabeth and earned the adulation of LOTR fans for all of time — Cate Blanchett is a sharp-tongued woman of the people, an ethereally regal figure with a presence that can command a room. Or a Parliament floor. Bonus: She’s Australian and a convincingly bad-ass Oscar-winner — and she’s already tangled publicly with Australian opposition leader/watch-checker Abbott before. Toni Collette The Aussie actress (who earned a Best Supporting nod for The Sixth Sense ) has more of a seriocomic bent than her drama-pedigreed peers, but who wouldn’t love to see the erstwhile Muriel Heslop come full circle as the most powerful lady in Australian politics? Rachel Griffiths Speaking of Muriel’s Wedding : Collette’s co-star Rachel Griffiths bears a resemblance to the honourable PM, no? (If you squint. Kinda.) Her work on TV’s Brothers and Sisters and Six Feet Under brought her attention stateside, but a role like Gillard would be a career-maker for the Oscar nominee who earned a nod for 1998’s Hilary and Jackie . Jodie Foster It’s easy to see a bit of Jodie Foster in Gillard. Foster, who’s become choosy with her acting gigs of late (she next appears in 2013’s Elysium ), would slay in the now-famous Australian Parliament court room scene; she might even direct the thing herself. Can’t you just picture her pointing a finger at the smirking Abbott (played by Hugo Weaving, my only choice) delivering lines like ” He’s capable of double standards — but not capable of change! ”? What say you, Movieliners? Dream cast away. [via Jezebel ]
“I never spoke to her. I wish all of them well, but I was not involved in any of that,” Kidman, who weathered her own emotional split from the star in 2001, tells us#39;s Australian sister publication, WHO magazine, for its 20th Anniversary issue, which asked the Oscar winner to look back on her own past 20 years. Still Kidman, 45, looking resplendent in a five-page pictorial spread – and back to her natural red tresses – says she#39;s grateful for her 10-year marriage to Cruise, 50, because he
Elle Macpherson is a super hot Australian babe there is certainly no doubt about that, she really is “The Body” and now you will see why as she is looking stunning here in this video clip from the movie Sirens. Continue reading →