So Kanye West walks into a bar … and BAM! That’s gotta hurt! No, really, he did. A street sign, to be specific. He and Kim Kardashian were out and about in Beverly Hills when the rapper wasn’t looking in front of him. Walking with his head to avoid getting his picture taken, he plowed into a pole (holding a Wrong Way sign, amusingly enough), and it clearly didn’t feel good. Kanye West Walks Into Pole Kanye clenched his head in pain, then appeared to compose himself and leave without incident as his very pregnant baby mama tried to console him. However, the inevitable tantrum did occur a few moments later. West proceeded to absolutely GO OFF on a photographer a few moments later, even though it looked like that guy had just arrived and was clueless. Vintage ‘Ye. Check out the incident above, it’s amazing.
Khloe Kardashian fell victim to a Swat yesterday. Sources confirm to TMZ that the reality star became the latest celebrity to be pranked by morons who dialed 911 and claimed something was amiss at her home. In this case, they actually told an operator that husband Lamar Odom was shot by a friend. Police proceeded to converge on the scene with guns drawn… only to find the basketball player alone and unharmed. Authorities believe this is the same the group responsible for similar Swatting incidents over the last few months, targeting such stars as Diddy, Magic Johnson, Clint Eastwood, Rihanna and Chris Brown .
Former WWE Heavyweight champion Jack Swagger was pulled over for speeding in Biloxi, Mississippi last night… but his problems with the law only increased from there. Authorities tell TMZ that Swagger (real name: Jacob Hager) had just left a Smackdown taping when the cops determined he was driving under the influence and in possession of marijuana . He was therefore taken into custody and charged with the misdemeanors of DUI, marijuana possession and speeding. The wrestler left on his own recognizance after a short while and the WWE has issued a simple statement that reads: “Mr. Swagger is responsible for his own personal actions.”
The search for Christopher Dorner is officially over. The San Bernardino Sheriff’s Department has released a statement that confirms the ex-LAPD officer was shot and killed by police on Tuesday during a standoff in Big Bear, CA. It reads: “The charred human remains located in the burned out cabin in Seven Oaks have been positively identified to be that of Christopher Dorner.” Authorities had been after Dorner for days after he allegedly murdered three people earlier in the month and also posted messages on Facebook that threatened the lives of other police officers and their families. Dorner’s corpse was identified through his dental records.
I love listening to Mike Tyson in interviews…talking all kinds of insanities…that are likely truths…because dude’s at the stage of bi-polar disorder, with a criminal record, where he doesn’t really have much to lie about or hide… He’s not an actor, he knows he called his bitch a pig and that he beat her up…I mean he’s the Heavyweight Champion of the fucking world..what did she fucking expect…. So hearing about how he was fucking his wife during their divorce cuz she thought he was a bad bad man…only to catch Brad Pitt fucking her….leads to nothing but good times..
Tis the fucking Season to get your wife, love, girl you have a crus on at the coffee shop, a suggestive gift to make her feel sexy, have sex with you, or just get creeped the fuck out by you, but hopefully won’t report you to the authorities, because you like that coffee shop…and it’s part of your routine…..and Kelly Brook, opportunist, who figured out at her young age that Tits get hits…and shit’s worked out pretty nicely for her…life lesson to all the busty girls out there…. She’s promoting her lingerie…the best way she can…cuz tits get hits..and make for a Good fucking time that I am willing to endorse…
Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot cuz she thinks her hot ass in tight pants is what killed Jon Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but the truth is his congenital heart disease is what killed him…and that ego she’s developed thinkin’ her looks could kill are all just hype….but she hasn’t figure that out yet since they cast her on a nerd show playing the hot chicks the nerds love….when everyone knows the hot chicks nerds actually love and can talk to without throwing up are generally fat and horrible…I went to comicon this weekend…I know how it is….but maybe I am wrong abotu her….maybe she realizes she’s not amazing and that’s why she simulates giving blowjobs for twitter…and attention…something that works for me.
Perhaps this will make Miley Cyrus feel better : The singer will not be charged with criminal battery after all, following an allegation against her last week in which a nightclub attendee claimed Cyrus pushed him and struck him in the face. A surveillance video has surfaced and, according to TMZ sources, it depicts some kind of argument between Miley, Liam Hemsworth and another party at Beacher’s Madhouse in Hollywood. However, it depicts nary a punch thrown. Nor is physical violence of any kind evident on the tape, which is being passed along to the authorities. Miley and Liam have both been interviewed by detectives and both told officers that the altercation stemmed from the alleged victim bumping repeatedly into the actor’s chair. Words were subsequently exchanged, but the stars insist it did not escalate after that. With a video apparently backing her up, Cyrus can now return to the business changing up her look in the most extreme way possible.
Aspiring actors are a dime a dozen in L.A., but few would go as far as attempting to extort one of Hollywood’s most powerful movie moguls for their big payday. (One would hope… but we all know a few kooky actors, don’t we?) Not so for Vivek Shah of suburban Illinois by way of West Hollywood, who was arrested this week for allegedly threatening Harvey Weinstein and his family if the superproducer didn’t pay him millions. The Smoking Gun has the affidavit naming Shah, a 25-year-old bit actor seen on a 2012 episode of “Bones” and in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight (per his IMDb page), as the alleged extortionist who contacted Weinstein and four other high profile figures threatening their safety and that of their families. Although Weinstein is named only as “A Connecticut resident and co-founder of a film studio,” Deadline’s Nikki Finke confirmed Weinstein was the targeted victim. Above: Shah (right) posing with actor Donald Faison and Relativity Media CEO Ryan Kavanaugh at the Anti-Defamation League Entertainment Industry Awards Dinner at The Beverly Hilton hotel on October 11, 2011. It’s an exhaustive document detailing the authorities’ investigation of Shah, who bought prepaid phone cards and debit cards, used multiple false identities, and set up foreign bank accounts apparently to receive the extortion moneys in locations all over the familiar turf of L.A. actors — the West Hollywood Rite-Aid! The Gelson’s on Santa Monica! — in what the affidavit refers to as “The Scheme.” Most concerning is the bit at the end, which reveals that authorities who had been tailing Shah discovered that he was “scheduled for training in handgun shooting” at a local gun range after his return to the Los Angeles area earlier this month. Shah was arrested outside of Chicago and charged with “two counts of interference with commerce by threats, and two counts of transmitting threatening communications in interstate commerce” and could face as many as 20 years in prison. [ The Smoking Gun , Deadline ]
Adult actress/filmmaker/reality TV personality Sunny Leone was poised to make a big splash in her non-porny Bollywood acting debut, an erotic thriller that by all accounts had everything: Cleavage-baring love scenes, Bollywood musical interludes, a convoluted plot about a porn star asked to go undercover to lure her insane assassin-ex to the authorities. But on top of its racy material enraging some audiences in India, director Pooja Bhatt’s picture had something else working against it, even moreso stateside: Dudes, it’s called Jism 2 . Bhatt’s erotic thriller, a follow-up in name to 2003’s Jism (the word means “body” in Hindi… and something entirely different in the parlance of our times), did decent business in India last week despite lukewarm reviews. In its second week, however, Jism 2 suffered a steep drop off , but in America, where media companies like Apple reportedly balked at the title , it was a nonstarter. Maybe Leone’s fanbase opted out (save those who tuned in to Jism 2 , y’know, just for the acting). I’m guessing the limited opportunities to plaster the words “JISM 2!” on billboards and bus stops across America didn’t help, either. Or, as reviews revealed, it simply wasn’t worth getting worked up about. “The most controversial Hindi film of the year is also the worst,” blared The Hollywood Reporter in its review. Another critic at Bollywood Hungama perhaps put it best: “Sunny Leone in the driver’s seat, coupled with a generous dose of skin show and erotica, besides an attention-grabbing title, should act as a honey-trap to lure the audiences. But how one wishes this jism had soul as well!” [ THR , Yahoo India , Bollywood Hungama ]
