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Kristen Stewart Showing Off Little Ghetto Tit of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Stewart may be some inbred trash who got lucky….probably cuz her daddy taught her at a young age the importance of not neglecting testicles while sucking him off….leading to the skills needed to make it in Hollywood….you know if you manage to meet the right producer along the way who happens to have the options on the biggest fucking franchise since Harry Potter…looking for the average at best looking main character for all the little girls to relate to…at least that’s what I assume went down but maybe it was all because of the trailer park blowjob she must have gave…cuz bitch is boring in all she does…and not hot…but for somee reason she’s growing on me….showing off tit has that affect on me.

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Jordan Carver is a Cowgirl of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some ridiculous Jordan Carver pictures because I don’t understand Jordan Carver…Sure I get the big tits people like looking at…that’s pretty easy to understand….I just don’t get how they happened. Are they real? They can’t be…they must be fake….and the good news for this Carver nobody but a bitch with huge tits…is that shit compensates for her average at best face. I’m sure she’s a nice girl though….I mean she must be to be out taking pics like this for attention…Right?

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Lana Del Lip’s Lip is Deflated of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In one of life’s great tragedies…it seems that whatever Lana Del Rey’s people jacked her lip up with to make her look glamorous for the making of all her videos that had billions of youtube views…has leaked out leaving her with nothing more than an average at best sized lip instead of what looked like it could have been a live creature living on her face….or maybe even just a major birth defect that she overcame by learning how to make it help her sound….all while looking ridiculous in duck face stance at all times…. Oh thank god…it was a false alarm….Del Lip’s still lippy…. When’s this twat’s other set of lips gonna get into porn or at least scandal…cuz when I cross reference her lip on her face I can’t help by wonder what kind of lifeless fleshly mound she’s hiding in her underwear…

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Amanda Seyfried Period Friendly Pants of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Amanda Seyfried, a bitch I thought was the hottest thing in Hollywood, even when dressed down and dumpy, all because she did lesbian and nude scenes along with Disney bullshit family friendly hallmark channel shit….making her not some full of shit LeAnn Rimes or Miley scandal when their true whore colors come out…but for some reason….as time goes on….I find myself over it…she’s average at best…and boring as fuck and her period friendly pants make her come across as too safe for my liking….cuz bitches who risk getting blood on their white pants are usually bitches who fuck you til you cum instead of fuck you until they get lazy and force you to jerk off to finish off….if you know what I mean.

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Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Munn has historically been a fucking scam. She was some average at best looking whore who wanted to be on TV….so she found a loop hole and managed to get on some nerd TV show…where she was ugly enough to make the nerds feel like they had a chance….and spoke their language which made them so fucking horny they couldn’t process the binary code they were learning like they were asian…. I know a nerd, who first hand went down to attack of the show after making some money on the internet, and when he did the meet and greet with her, his aspergers didn’t let him read the signs that she wanted nothing to do with him, so he asked her out, you know since he had masturbated to her so much, he felt like they were actually in love, only to have her laugh in his face cuz she doesn’t work for the fucking nerds, she doesn’t like their shit, it was just a fucking stepping stone to get her into the industry, when she should be working as a fucking tour guide at the zoo or something… She’s a waste of time, but since I hate nerds and think it is funny that she conned them and that she’s in a bikini….I’ll pay attention to her sometimes…this is one of those times. To See The Rest of the Pics – Since I Don’t Have the Rights FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sasha Grey is the Pornstar I Hate the Most of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Sasha Grey…. She is the most overrated bullshit pornstar around. I know everyone likes her cuz she has a solid Publicist and some industry contacts that have allowed her to cross over to the mainstream….because people in the mainstream watch porn and felt that her being a gutter pornstar piece of shit who choked on dick in some of the most hardcore sex scenes in porn for a few years…that she spun as being an intellectual, or visionary or performing artist supported by a bush, no implants and goth looks….cuz she took some daddy issues, maybe some repressed child abused memories, maybe she was cheated on and decided to spite her first love by becoming a whore everyone wanted to fuck…all with average at best looks, that became hot within the porn world, cuz actual hot girls don’t usually end up in porn…..and comparatively she was hot…and the whole thing was too dark, obvious, boring even cliche for me…but obviously the world eats her up like she eats cum up….they’ve embraced her and given her a bigger ego than any gutter whore should ever have…I mean shit…the paparazzi is snapping of pics of her, she’s dated musicians who wanted to experience what they saw in video in person and she starred in the single worst season of Entourage….all far too much hype for a useless twat…that is actually a useful twat…it got her all she ever dreamed of….and more….but I still hate her.

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Paz De La Huerta Seducing Me Crack Cocaine Styles of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She should change her name to Paz De La Hurting.. I watched Boardwalk Empire. I saw her naked hipster bush. I POSTED HER HIPSTER NUDITY . I like naked hipster bush. Even if the bush was grown out for accuracy of the era. I saw her in some art fag video , even if art fag nudity generally bores me, while sex simulation generally doesn’t…. I saw her ass in panties for some for some fashion pretentious magazine…. I thought all these things were good enough…and now I have no idea what the fuck I am looking at now….Maybe she should strategically show hipster bush to distract me from that really freaky face….Is this a product of Botox, or no make-up….Is this a birth defect that make-up artists are able to cover-up before shooter….Is she not really hot ever, and I just got carried away about the tits on TV….who the fuck knows…or really cares…it’s just funny to look at this Amazing face…

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Olivia Munn Does a Carl’s Jr Ad in a Bikini for PETA of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Munn is one of the single worse humans out there. She’s a bottom feeding attention whore. She’s gone the “target the geeks, talk their talk, cuz they are unsuspecting and can’t get laid” route, and it worked, cuz she’s getting legit gigs for legit shows now….The whole thing almost pisses me off, but I generally don’t care. I figure if an average at best girl has the ability to make millions off her body and moderate talent that is really just a willingness to put herself out there, then let her benefit from the shit….We may not be the idiots getting her gigs, but we are the idiots the networks think love the bitch….it’s just a horrible series of events… Either way, now she’s the face of Carl’s Jr….maybe in honor of her beef curtains…maybe that beefy, cheesy smell she’s been giving off has finally been put to good use…you know cuz Carl’s Jr has done this before..with Alba, Padma, Paris Hilton, Audrina , low level scum is kinda there thing… The Genius in all this is that she was the face for PETA , one of Carl’s Jr’s biggers endorsers… Because Olivia Munn is bullshit…sure she’ll argue Carl’s Jr isn’t the circus abuse to animals, mass production of beef products is totally different, but I argue, she’ll do any job she’s given…all in efforts to get ahead. She is the worst. Here’s the actual commercial, even though Carl’s Jr isn’t paying me…

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Blake Lively’s Haggard Face at Some Event of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is funny to me that a bitch can play a fashionable rich girl on a TV show and for some reason all the brands and designers eat that shit up like it is fact and make her a fashion icon…This is one of those “I’m not a doctor but I play one on TV” situations…People are fucking idiots for buying into this bullshit, and they do…cuz this is America and everything we see on TV is fact…It’s like if this bitch didn’t have a series of endorsements from brands sending her free shit to get her to wear their clothes and a team of stylists telling her what to wear and a business manager coordinating how much money she gets depending on what she wears at different events, or at different times of the day, she’d be nothing but shit…average at best…shopping like the common folk, dressing herself like the common folk…and not being honored at Chanel events like she’s done anything special…when all she did was get cast on a hit TV show for a coveted market… Fuck that noise…but you’d probably rather fuck this bitch’s face…cuz that’s just the kind of person you are…..boring…

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Kate Bowsworth Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All Kate Bosworth has going for her is a hot set of skinny legs and despite her not really being famous, relevant, interesting, or fun, I’ll still post her shit, cuz let’s face it, skinny legs are all the talent a bitch really needs to matter in my mind, cuz too many fat, stalky legs are out there fucking my fantasy of crawling up the shit like the money I am to the reach the drippy fruit… I don’t know what I am talking about…or why I am talking about it….but here are the pics anyway….

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