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Rosie Jones is Awesome for Page 3 of the Day

A day is not complete unless I post a set of titty pics of some Glamour model…who is, despite popular belief, not an actual model, but some average at best looking girl with huge tits she’s willing to show off in front of a camera, which I guess in and of itself makes her an actual model, since she gets paid for this shit, but I just consider her a stripper using a different medium to pay the rent and get her great tits out there….and one of the more popular of these not real models who act like they are top models cuz of all the mail attention they get…is this Rosie Jones chick….and here she is for Page 3….in all her titty model glory….that you can’t help but love even if for the comedic aspect of all this… There’s a video….if you want it…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alice Goodwin Topless is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day

I don’t know what is funnier….Glamour Models….or the girls I see on Instagram who aspire to be Glamour Models…I guess everyone is figuring out that the real models in the world, the only ones who matter are the Glamour models…all average at best looking…with stupid big tits they like showing off…because it’s all they have going for them….because let’s face it…tits are all that really matter at least when it comes to encouraging everyday busty girls to follow in your footsteps….cuz “she’s not all that hot and I got tits…I can totally do that kind of modeling”….is a great train of thought that leads to me seeing tits I otherwise would never see…and I am a fan of that.

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New Springbreakers Poster of the Day

I think I may be jaded….because I don’t find this picture hot at all…if anything I find it boring and a cheap attempt for a movie that has been all about cheap attempts to get noticed…from hiring a paparazzi to be on set to leak every bikini pic…to putting out various posters as reminders….to casting Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens to be the bikini asses in the shit…even if their bikini bodies are average at best….making the whole thing already played out but cuffed girls bending over…even if you’ve seen it before….are never really a waste of time….so I should stop hating and start staring even if the only one that’s fun is the one grabbing her ass while the others have their hands in the way….

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Kate Upton’s Overrated Bikini Body in the Snow for SI of the Day

I have said it before and I will keep sayign it until someone hears me…cuz I am committed to this cause…and I am not going to give it up or let it go…until what I’ve been preaching comes true….and that is that Kate Upton is an overrated fat chick in training who has a sloppy body, and average at best fat chick face, who’s tits may be big and saggy already at 19, but who will have the rest of her quickly follow…..but until that happens she’s totally hyped up for no fucking reason…other than that people like tits…and don’t get that sloppy tits aren’t fucking hot no matter what size they are…especially when they come stock with a fucking gut…. Seriously, she’s on set posing in Antartica cuz Sports Illustrated grasps that they need to milk her one more year…cuz she gets hits as the public is brain washed into liking her….so they have her up in the snow…and her nipples aren’t even hard…even though it is freezing.,.,.reminding me just how stretched out they are from all her overeating…cuz if you have fuck fat chicks, like I have….you will know…their hard nipples….are barely hard cuz they tape up too much surface area. She’s low grade pussy at best…stop fucking celebrating her…it is an injustice…Freedom has been attacked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Erin Andrews Weird Unicorn Pics for Fox Promo of the Day

I guess the Erin Andrews scandal where she got a dude fired for peeping on her, who I like to think was just a patsy, or even a homeless dude or someone she had dirt on that was willing to trade a few good years to go to a white collar prison for peepers to help her launch her career as a sportscastster….because other than the fact that she had nude peeping voyeur videos posted of her on the internet for publicity, she’s pretty much done nothing….at least not up until that point…now she’s all big shot doing unicorn pics for College Football on Fox…..because I guess she’s one of the host…. Who says getting naked on the internet doesn’t make dreams come true….Not me….that’s all I say when trying to get girls to send me naked and it works 5 percent of the time…it is a numbers game really, you cast the net and hope for the best.

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Vanessa Hudgens Isn’t Lookin’ So Good in Gym Clothes of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about these Vanessa Hudgens going to the gym in gym clothes pics….because they fall into the category of girls who are going to the gym cuz they need to be at the gym cuz if they weren’t at the gym they’d just being getting fatter than they already are….you know put her in some loose fitting jogging pants until the working out starts to pay off…. That’s not to say Vanessa Hudgens is an official Pudgens….I mean she’s obviously not obese….she does bikini movies and shit… It is to say that she’s got a pretty shitty ass, even in pants that normally make shitty asses worth starting at by grabbing all the shitty parts of the ass, and squeezing them into an ass that looks like you can chip your tooth on…. It is to say that she needs to be at the gym….like she needed to be at the waxer prior to her underage nude pics years ago… It is to say that I’d still do her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS GO

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Brooke Burke Bikini Pics of the Day

Brooke Burke is another Fan of Drunkenstepfather who has blocked me on twitter because she doesn’t like being called a washed up party slut who is only famous for being a set of fake tits in a bikini and who is now famous for being the bitch who had 8 kids and manages to maintain a 6-pack and look awesome, which is probably not quite the same praise her vagina gets everytime she ets naked, but still a fucking accomplishment and something worth celebrating, because one of the things I hate in life is moms blaming their fat guts on pregnancy and not on laziness or bad diet….cuz too many bitches with kids manage to stay hot and the rest of you dumps are liars ruining everyone’s lives…. Either way, she’s in Miami in a bikini, looking good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kristen Stewart Tits in On the Road of the Day

There are rumors going around that Kristen Stewart got breast implants, and the real issue in the whole thing is that people actually care about Kristen Stewart’s breasts, because let’s face it she’s average at best, and most girls with uneventful tits like Kristen Stewart, always end up getting implants, they just do the expensive kind that give them a little more natural look, instead of some shit that looks like tennis balls, and really, I have no idea if her tits are the real ones or the fake ones in this scene, they look real to me and if they are fake, they were a huge waste of money… This is a new movie that I will see and probably won’t get shot at, because it comes with little hype, few line-ups on opening night, no midnight showings, and people who see these kinds of movies aren’t usually in costume, freaky fan boys who play too many videogames and have too much anger cuz no girl will fuck them…. This is her attempt to separate herself from that world, you know to go from blockbuster star to actual actor while she’s at the top, even though she can’t act…..but she can get topless and that’s all movies are good for anyway…..and here is the evidence….

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Blake Lively’s Cellulite in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

I always thought Blake Lively looked like a 40 year old. I always thought her wrinkled face and average at best body had seen better days….that she had peaked before being famous….but now I know for sure…and all it took was a one piece bathing suit she wore to hide her sloppy stomach…but that should have been a wet suit to hide her fucking thighs…because she’s a cellulite ridden monster…who needs to look at her bank account and remember she didn’t get that from being the fat chick…and take some of that out to hire a trainer and a personal chef…cuz it’s not too late for her, she can turn this around, but then again, it can go both ways…and she may be on a one way trip to dumpy as fuck… These pics disgust me. I am going to pretend I never saw them…even though I can’t unsee them. Slob. To See The Rest of Pics Follow this Day

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America’s Got Talent Recap: Bigger in Texas?

America’s Got Talent rode into Texas on a bull last night, hoping to lasso in a few winning acts. Who did Sharon, Howie and Howard find? Read on for a full rundown… Fiesta Bandbaz Brothers – The Iranian Acrobats already have the Vegas spirit since they lived near the area. While I wished the ladder was more impressive, the act itself was amazing to watch as the younger of the two wobbled to keep his balance. Age will clearly be a factor as the older one couldn’t really hold on as well as he could have five years ago. Still, the routine was impressive and I could see how adding some extra shine, lighting, and dramatic music could make it a contender on the show. There was oddly the perfect counterbalance of two female contortionists that were almost too perfect and it looked easy. Joe Castillo – The Sand artist was really cool but there was something a little bit off about watching him. The imagery was beautiful and since it’s the first time I’ve seen it, I’ll give him some credit. The next time we watch him in Vegas, he better up his game and think of something that doesn’t just play the patriotic card. David Smith Jr. – The Human Cannonball’s story sounded pretty scary: broken legs and a father with a broken back. The weather didn’t seem to be helping his cause because of the rain and possible CGI lightning. I give him tons of credit for going while it was raining. It was silly when they considered shooting Brittany out of a cannon on Glee, when her dummy demo burst into a billion pieces, but it was epic for a guy to really do it. His wife mentioned that the rain caused the netting to be a bit springy and he could have hit the ground even with the netting. What else are you going to do with this act though? Average Tacos El Charro De Oro – Sebastien De La Cruz was the head of the mariachi band and while he introduced his band in the beginning, we never got their name again. I liked the performance, but I have to admit how niche the group is. Consider the fact that the Grammys limited the Tejano category that I’m not even sure how many mariachi bands get exposure outside of Spanish groups. We have to think of this on a Vegas scale. A full Mexican explosion of culture where mariachi was one element could be watchable, but by itself it needs more to be dynamic. Tim Poe – There’s something very endearing about the stuttering singer and war vet. You want him to succeed, which is perfect for a reality show like this. I’m happy to see that his voice doesn’t stutter while singing, but I only find his vocal skills to be average at best. The song was a perfect fit for his story, but his pitch left something to be desired. Empty Pi