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Lacey Banghard for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lacey Banghard is average at best. I mean I doubt you’d even notice her at a bar unless you were drunk or she was dancing around with her tits spilling out everywhere, yet the second that shirt comes off, people stop in their tracks, offer her modeling contracts, and give her immigrant ass a life of luxury, paving the way to getting a Soccer playing husband to finance her life, and never actually having to work a real job. And all it took was showing her tits. They should teach these lessons in Elementary school. You know so girls get that working a 9-5 for 40k a year is bullshit, and if they stay fit and are willing to get naked, all their princess dreams can come true.

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Hey Rihanna Let me Smell your Fingers of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is a fucking dirtbag and I love it…I guess when you’re life is on display and you lose all privacy, you might as well throw any attempt at it out the window…and prance around in your thong showing off your new custom 1000 dollar boots you got for free….you know for everyone to not get distracted by the craftmanship of said boots by things like pants or full bottomed underwear…..or when on a private jet…why not shove your hand down your pants into the depths of hell that is your vagina and take a pic for instagram….next stop in her fall into crazy will be pics of her “turtling” or “Groundhogging” shit when too lazy to go to the bathroom….just put it all out there…you sold your soul for this fame…now bask in it you twat….you twat I’d love to smell on your fingers… I am a fan of her bad decision making. It will be fun to watch it implode.

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Claudia Romani in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Claudia Romani is proof the paparzzi are bored as fuck. She’s some 30 year old trash with a hot body from Italy…who hasn’t done much but get a few gigs modeling in Europe….enough to afford moving to Miami to live the American dream… She won some VH1 best bikini body of 2012 contest….which I assume means absolutely nothing to anyone but her….and has since been in her bikini every fucking day…something I endorse…but do not understand why sites are keeping track of her…. Her face is average at best…and shit, being FHM and Maxim in Italy 5 years ago is hardly enough reason to be followed around…she must be sleeping with the paparazzi for exposure….in “Please submit my pics to the blogs, I need attention” kind of way…. Cuz I keep seeing her everywhere….yet she’s a nobody… I mean I follow way hotter miami chicks on Instagram who are always in their bikinis…maybe they paparazzi should start following them and turning them into pseudo celebs…famous for nothing….getting them perks like cutting the line at the club…. Who cares……. That said…her ass is awesome….click the link to see it….in all its bikini glory…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Selena Gomez Awesome on Set of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez is shooting a music video and she’s in a leotard…. I mean she kinda looks ridiculous…with all that big hair…and what looks like a little youthful body….but for a Mexican or hispanic…or someone with the last name Gomez….she hasn’t really got all that much booty….and I love fucking booty…especially considering she’s got some belly…which I guess could be babyfat from having the hormones of a 12 year old…Thanks to Disney…doin’ the Peter Pan…cuz it is the only way to maintain Child Stars in projects they invest in….until they rebel, run off and reinvent themselves like Selena Gomez is…and I’m totally into having front row seats….. That said, how excited are you for her new album? I’m sure the music will be life changing garbage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Micehlle Obama is Dancing to Pitbull of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As far as I am concerned…this is the new Harlem Shake…it is the new Twerk….is is the latest dance craze that perverts everywhere should be masturbating to….it is the Michelle Obama getting down with some big booty Hispanic chick on TV….to endorse making fat kids move….but all I’m seeing is sex….gyrating sex…..and I am so into it….Shake-a-dat-ass First Lady….so ready for the sex tape to drop…hopefully co-starring a little Hugo Chavez (RIP MOTHERFUCKER) pre-cancer politically leader gangbang….cuz isn’t that the whole point of the First Lady??? To lure in enemy leaders?!

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Miss Teen Delaware Only Made 1500 Bucks Doing Porn of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In hilarious news….Melissa King, the Miss Teen Delaware girl who did a porno to finance her Miss Teen USA International Contest…and who is denying being in the porn…despite the porn company having her on camera reading her release for…and stating her name for the camera…a porn trick to have proof they aren’t shooting under age girls…but instead 18 year old idiots who have a dream and go the easiest route to get to that dream…even when that route takes away their dream….but opens new opportunities now that everyone knows her name….but not opportunities that involve doing porn for that original company….because they said she was a shitty fuck….maybe cuz she had a deer in headlights look of fear on her face the whole time she was getting fucked….but I’d still watch her fuck on camera again…I am supportive like that and believe the first time is always the worst… Oh and the joke in all this…or what people think the joke is…is that she got paid 1500 dollars to do the scene…which is pretty much industry standard, even on the high end of industry standard…and everyone is writing about how shocking that is…when I thought she did it for 500 dollars…cuz that’s all I pay the girls from Craigslist to be in my porno movies… There’s a total confusion when it comes to porn, everyday girls think girls get paid millions and the girls who do it for 1000 bucks a scene think they are famous….when all they are are girls fucking on camera like so many girls who fuck on camera… This Melissa King just has an edge cuz she had the foresight to get involved in a pageant, to create scandal and really make her porn choices count….and I commend her for that…. I broke this story thanks to my friend/insider in Delaware…I beat all the mainstream media including the local Delaware papers to it….I got no credit for it…but it was my Lewinsky…..So if you want to see her porn scene Follow THis LINK

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Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can see past an average at best Ashley Tisdale….and her botched nose job…asymmetric face…all around overrated looks….as long as I’m staring at her ass…I don’t know if there’s scientific logic behind this…but for some reason all her inadequacies…flaws in both personality and looks just disappear when her fit stairmaster booty is in my motherfuckin’ face…So I am into her own Springbreak media tour…one to compete with the Springbreakers media tour her girls “Selena and Hudgens” are taking part in…cuz this one involves her half naked…with her boyfriend…in tropical paradise….meaning a whole lot of fuckin has been going on…even if this is period week…cuz that’s just want vacation life does to a girl who feels inadequate when her friends are doin’ so much better shit than her… I am into it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS OF HER IN HER AMAZING BIKINI LOOKING AMAZING FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Olivia Munn Bottom Feeding Cleavage of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Munn doesn’t interest me at all…but I have this picture of her bending over suggestively…showing off her cleavage that I can assume is fake….like the rest of her….you know the kind of twat who on her quest to be famous with average at best looks….pretended she was something she wasn’t, targeted the nerds like the popular girl at school trying to get the votes for Prom queen…with little to no sincerity….developing a fan base that opened doors for her….but luckily not too wide…cuz she’s struggling to make this acting thing work…and you know hate her or not…I am always into lookin at tit…even when it is clothed….

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Rosie Jones & Holly Peers are Today’s Glamour Models of the Day

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are the outtakes of some March photoshoot I’ve already posted the pics from….featuring Glamour Model Rosie Jones, who we have learned is far hotter topless that with her shirt on, because those great huge amazing tits allow us to divert from her average at best face….something all Glamour models have in common….that we only notice when they get cocky and think they are actual models who are allowed to keep their shirts on… Here are the pics…of her and her “friend” cuz they are in this biz together, Holly Peers….

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The Horrible Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics for DeJour Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It amazes me that someone would pay half a million dollars for these pics…not that DuJour magazine paid half a million dollars for these pics….but they probably paid something totally insane for them as her mother prostituted them out to every publication in efforts to cash in as hard as she can…because that is the constant theme of the Kardashians…but the idiotic public buy into it….it is all our fault that such disgusting half naked pics of a bitch with the spawn of satan growin inside her disgusting body……and equally disgusting soul…has the option to exploit such nonsense…..she’s the worse.. Here’s the behind the scene video.. This shit makes me so mad…..she’s such a twat who talks like she’s Paris Hilton…and gets paid even though she’s already rich to start….the world is fucked.

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