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Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.

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Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.

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Katia Ivanova Topless for Page 3 of the DAy

I love a mail order bride who was sold off to a 70 year old billionaire celebrity rockstar….but only when I know that she can almost handle a beating from him…because it’s better than being stuck in Russia eating potatoes or whatever it is they eat in Russia…being forced into cam girl porn…until realizing she could make money off the shit…money to pay her rent so that she can focus on being an average at best titty model…that prefers to be called a “glamour” model…so much bullshit, but you can see her nipples and that’s not all that bad…if you’re into that kind of thing…

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Katia Ivanova Topless for Page 3 of the DAy

Katia Ivanova Topless for Page 3 of the DAy

I love a mail order bride who was sold off to a 70 year old billionaire celebrity rockstar….but only when I know that she can almost handle a beating from him…because it’s better than being stuck in Russia eating potatoes or whatever it is they eat in Russia…being forced into cam girl porn…until realizing she could make money off the shit…money to pay her rent so that she can focus on being an average at best titty model…that prefers to be called a “glamour” model…so much bullshit, but you can see her nipples and that’s not all that bad…if you’re into that kind of thing…

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Kate Upton Posing With a Giant Pic of Her Fat Self of the Day

Kate Upton has figured out another way to not look like she’s pushing 180 pounds…. I am not talking wearing black cuz it is slimming or loose fitting tailored dresses that cover up her “problem” spots…or how she managers to stretch her average at best face at the right angle so that her double chin stretches out….or even the fact that she’s wearing massive fucking heels or facing the wall at an angle so no one sees her belly….or width… I am talking posing with a massive picture of herself, because with this optical illusion it’s hard to figure out how big she really is… She’s always one step ahead…mastering the art of deception while making millions…tricking people into thinking she’s in high demand…insane….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Dobrev Gets It On With Mr. Potato Head!

Here’s one of my favorite cuties Nina Dobrev at Variety ‘s Power of Youth event, which I’m told is meant to celebrate the best young talent in Hollywood. So I’m glad to see that other people are finally realizing what me and my readers have known for months now — that Nina is really going places. And hopefully my bedroom’s on that list. Anyway, I’m not really sure what Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head were doing here, but I think this might officially be the weirdest threesome fantasy we’ve ever had on the site. So enjoy, the one guy out there whose sick dreams just came true. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Warning! JoJo Should Not Stand Next To Her Hot Friend

I don’t know what the huge fascination is with JoJo because she’s average at best. And this is proof. Here she is enjoying a night out with what I’m hoping is a hot lipstick lesbian friend. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d spend an evening motorboating JoJo’s little cleavage, but sadly I’d be thinking about the hot piece next to her the whole time.

Selena Gomez Sings Horribly of the Day

Little Chipmunk Selena Gomez and her average at best, 14 year old looking thanks to Disney Hormone therapy in the craft services lunch spread, is trying to be a big rockstar now and she’s released an album and world tour, like she was the guy she sexually offended, partially because he’s a woman and hates being touched by women, but also because he was underage. Apparently, she’s still up on the Justin Bieber fever, and flew out to Norway to have sex with him, but I’m sure that’s more of a marketing strategy to get this music career off the fucking ground. I didn’t listen to her song, but like her outfit, especiallyher Indian Dot not feather, very organic hippie, nice and obnoxious, even offensive, but it breaks up her wide forehead nicely, you know into two parts, making her a little easier to stomach, as long as she’s on mute. So if you’re into overrated pop tarts working the system for attention and her career..enjoy.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Duck Face in Maniac Magazine of the Day

If you use the internet, you will know that the key to photographing a shitty fucking face, i all in the way you purse your lips. It’s a trick average at best looking girls have been doing since myspace, you know to make those cheekbones pop, in hopes of making you want to pop to their sultry seductive gaze. So it’s only natural, that Ashley Tisdales, the Athlete’s foot of Hollywood, would be doing this post to compensate for her areas of weakness and botched plastic surgery, when really, all she should be doing is taking pics of her ass, cuz that shit makes me forget how angry her average looks make me, knowing that they make her over a million dollars a year, when so many actual hot girls could be doing the same shitty acting jobs she does, and would look better doing them…but her ass, that shit makes me forget all that is wrong in this world, or at least that this duckface exists. To See Her Topless in Maxim FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lacey Banghard for Page 3 of the Day

Lacey Banghard is average at best. I mean I doubt you’d even notice her at a bar unless you were drunk or she was dancing around with her tits spilling out everywhere, yet the second that shirt comes off, people stop in their tracks, offer her modeling contracts, and give her immigrant ass a life of luxury, paving the way to getting a Soccer playing husband to finance her life, and never actually having to work a real job. And all it took was showing her tits. They should teach these lessons in Elementary school. You know so girls get that working a 9-5 for 40k a year is bullshit, and if they stay fit and are willing to get naked, all their princess dreams can come true.

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