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In Bed with Cara Delevingne for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The funny thing about Cara Delevingne, is that I actually have conversations about her in my everyday life. It’s like she’s a viral sensation, much like “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…only she’s more about “FUCKING HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…thank screaming it into a news camera…just ask Michelle Rodriguez… But for some reason, 20 year old girls love her and think she’s amazing…dudes I know who know who she is think she’s disgusting looking…and I’m on the fence… It’s like I like to make fun of her sloppy paparazzi pics. You the ones she looks like she has a stinky pussy. I like to make fun of her average at best face and body. I like to blame nepotism and rich connected parents for putting her into the exclusive rich person party scene for her to be discovered…and I like to thank modeling for being a great excuse for trust funders who don’t like to work to use to pretend they are working…especially when it gets to the point of making money… But the truth is, she always looks really good in photoshoots, like this one of her in bed for the Telegraph, a magazine I assume her family owns.

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Chrissy Teigen in Some Nude Shoot of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

[pics removed] Chrissy Teigen is my fake enemy, because I am sure we both don’t really give a fuck about each other. Her story, from what I know, just makes me laugh. What I see is an average at best, what would be an “Instagram Model”, if bitch wasn’t so fucking old, who booked one swimsuit catalog for Billabong or some other surf brand way back 8 years ago, that was shot by one of Kanye’s friends from Chicago, who ended up introducing her to John Legend, who I guess she felt was going to be the next big thing…so she took her 250 dollar pay check from the bikini catalog she did, and wifed the motehrfucker before he was really rich and famous so it looked less obvious and made him believe she was part of the process…and in wifing the motherfucker, she’s managed to keep herself busy plain ton social media, and doing free campaigns for people like Sports Illustrated and their affiliates… So to some she’s a gold digging hooker, to me she’s just an opportunist who knew she couldn’t make it as a model without some celebrity support, and if she get mad when people say she’s fat, or has a shitty pug face that is bloated from either hard drinking, cocaine, or botox and filler…because no one likes to admit they manipulated a man with their tits…and who gives a fuck, because you can just stare at her tits…like you were John Legend getting sucked the fuck in…early on in your career…making her too expensive to fucking divorce… Anyway, she wrote a nice blog post about me on her site once, I feel like it’s my claim to fame. HERE because I think she should finalize the dig, with a pregnancy retirement plan…I’m just being practical…

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Holly Peers & Stacey Poole Topless Twister of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really give a fuck about Glamour Models, in fact, I find them a waste of fucking time, or more importantly a waste of prostitutes who would have been available for 10 dollars a song, if it wasn’t for these magazines that tricked them into thinking they were models, with average at best quality photoshoots, because real models cost actual money…all because they wanted to legitimize their big tits, and possibly find them a rich husband…but I guess in doing so, we get to see their tits, so it’s not all that bad, even if it is some low level, bottom feeding shit…

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Rihanna’s Slutty in the Snow for her Birthday of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is such a versatile performer…who can take her slutty half naked exhibitionist antics from the beach, to the apartment, to the hotel room and now to the fucking snowy winter mountain resort…because when you’re committed to crying for attention…you make that shit happen…and for someone who allegedly started her career as a child prostitute in Barbados…to being a hundred million dollar a year popstar puppet…posting bikini pics…is hardly that big of a deal…especially considering I like looking at bikini pics…and so do you… Rihanna can be slutty in all seasons…that’s my kind of talent…far more interesting than her average at best singing and dancing..

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party in Miami of the DAy

Posted on February 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party happened in Miami and their gang of average at best, bottom of the barrel, models who get way too much hype, attention, ego because they are celebrated even though they do this for free, because Sports Illustrated Swimsuit still has some kind of allure, even if it is a relic of a different generation where HD Porn wasn’t available to every handheld device…even if their prestige is white trash mainstream shit…and not something of quality….at least based on Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen alone… So last night was the night they all got dolled up, felt important, like the fat girl at prom…and a whole lot of tits came out to be exclusive and feel special for the night… I am sure not all the girls are horrible, just 80 percent of them… Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, or fingering models on the dance floor..I guess we’ll never know…cuz this is the life I live..and shit already happened… Sports Illustrated doesn’t matter, why am I talkin about them. TO SEE PICS FROM ALL THEIR SHIT PARTIES CLICK HERE and work your way back…. To see all the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Content CLICK HERE

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New York City Snowboarder of the DAy

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video of some average snowboarder hitting the streets of New York during their snowstorm that New Yorkers all freaked out about while Canadians laughed at because that looks like summer here…and I thought it was pretty well done..otherwise I wouldn’t bother posting it…I mean nothing says valentines day like an average at best urban snowboard video…

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Vanessa Hudgens in NYLON Of the Day

Posted on January 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hairy little Disney Troll who you may not really understand why she gets work, unless you’re a producer and figure she’s been trained by Disney, she’s used to working for free and sucking dick to be the chosen one amongst many…all while new girls ware way bigger risks…who you may remember from leaking nude pics of her unshaven self, that would have been hot to a bush lover like me, if I knew that that wasn’t her troll pussy’s 5 o’clock shadow…because that’s how life is for hairy little monkeys like Vanessa Hudgens.. Well she’s in this issue of Nylon, hipster mag turned tween girl mag, and she looks good enough for me…but then again so does most average at best things…I mean so does most rotting mouth, obese yet eager things…I am a pretty easy audience…

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Rihanna’s Got a Good Bathing Suit on Of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like Rihanna’s choice in bathing suits…even though I know that if Rihanna had her choice her bathing suit would be no bathing suit while spreading her ass asking for people to lick it…because she’s a sexual deviant, ego, who some would debate is the fucking worst…but who I think is pretty alright, because any girl who produces her own smut, famous or both is alright to me, they give me something to look at that’s better than my wife trying to not get stuck in our shower stall… It may be the angle, or the quality of the pic, but it looks good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Izabel Goulart is a Fucking Machine of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fit as fuck Izabel Goulart proves that having an average at best face doesn’t matter when you are built like a fucking lean, fat-less, toned machine who works out every fucking day and looks amazing doing it….so good that Victoria’s Secret hires her for their Runway shows, while all the other models are out starving themselves and doing coke all night…this girl’s a fucking fitness machine…and I like watching her do things that I can’t do but would try eating her out if she was doing it in front of me, while she was doing it….

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Brooklyn Decker’s Nipple Slip on Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Andy Roddick’s wife who I like to think, at least based on her average at best body, and handicapped looking water head, is only a bikini model because of serious scamming…that comes with having pro athlete boyfriends… There are a lot of hot girls in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches with rocking’ fit bikini bodies and nice round tits in the world…the fact that a handful are singled out has got to be some Illuminati shit…or maybe just old school, era before instagram, when everyday babes were never seen, and the handpicked girls who fucked the right people were the ones published and once published…they became the ones that mattered to the world… Either way, we can all agree Brooklyn Decker doesn’t matter…but her nipple slip on set of a bikini shoot, I doubt she’s even getting paid for, matters enough for me….not because nipples are a big deal, but because I like looking at them. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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