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Jane Fonda Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s plastic faced, 73 year old, Jane Fonda, the work out queen you jerked off to in the 60s to 80s, all spandex and camel toed, with leotards and leg warmers on, dancing around the room like a fucking slut trying to make you cum without actually in porn…and now you can jerk off to her in the 10s….at least if you’re like me…and you have a grandmother fetish…cuz I will and I have fucked the elderly and more importantly, even the regular aged bitches I fuck don’t have shit on this….even if she’s all calcium deficient and collagen droopy…I have no standards, get over it, while checking out some 73 year old pussy bending over….something I wish more 73 year olds were capable of doing, since having to drag them out of their walkers to get off is hard on my fucking back…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s that this is hot, these pants are hot, grannies are as hot as the cookies they bake for church bazzaars…I’ll just post the pics now.

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Anna Faris and Some Other Bitches at the What’s Your Number Premiere Premiere of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Ana Faris and her tits….that I can only assume are implants, or maybe just in an intense push up bra, because the engineers at the billion dollar lingerie companies have the ability of pushing titty to their full potential, making the average man assume we’re dealing with a porn slut, only to drag them home after slipping something in their drink, cuz that’s the only way guys like you get laid, and I’m trying to make this post relatable, pretty angry when they realize they’ve been lied to…. See, I really have no idea who Ana Faris is, but I’ve done posts on her in the past and she’s hot enough to notice…just not hot enough to remember… Who the fuck is this scary Eliza Coupel…I want those eyes staring back as me as I fuck her mouth… Karyn Bosnak cuz She’s Showing Some Bra….and Fat or Not…It is Still a Bra…and sometimes that’s enough….

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Must Be Nice: La La Is Stylin’ And Profiling Under Her Very Own Times Square Billboard

Posted on August 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

La La Vazquez Anthony was spotted flossin’ in Times Square under a billboard for her new show “La La’s Full Court Life” which premiered last week. Are you feelin’ her lil green mini-dress and patent Louboutins??? Not your average New Yorker street get up right? Congrats on the show and the billboard La La. That’s big. SplashNews

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Maria Shriver’s Single Milf Vagina In the Wind of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is amazing…. I don’t know what’s going on in Maria Shriver’s crotch, but I do know that she’s recently single, thanks to her awesome and sleazy immigrant body building and action star husband, turned politician, pulled some amazing things by fucking the housekeeper, cuz like me, fucking anything that isn’t your wife is a good thing…especially if it has a vagina….I mean until it gets pregnant and you can’t deny the shit, cuz unlike me, you gave her your real name cuz she worked for you…instead of lying your way through it….. I also know that I love watching a dress when a girl walks against the wind….and shit defines her pussy..it’s almost pornographic….but unfortunately in Shriver’s case…she’s been married too long, has embraced her age and position as a soon to be grandmother, while showcasing why her husband strayed, because the only thing that can make a cameltoe look like this puffy mess, is huge fucking bush…..or ravaged lips thanks to the birthing process….both hardly attractive to the average eye…especially not on a bitch trying to get laid…luckily…I’m not average and this shit is porno to me….enjoy.

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The Useless Cast of 90210 on the Beach of the DAy

Posted on July 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These bitches are the bottom of the fucking barrel. I mean I met one of them at a party accidentally once and I had no idea that bitch was even on a TV show….She may feel like she’s all celebrity cuz she gets stupid paychecks, but take the fact that the average person doesn’t know you, especially a fat drunk who posts celeb pics all day for the last 7 years, has no fucking clue who you are….and turn it around via showing the world your bottom feeding pussy…whether in playboy, twitter, a leak scandal, whatever…cuz this 90210 shit must be on its last legs, you the past cast of The Hills is still more famous than you, it’s the kind of shit that could make a celeb kill themselves, but why kill yourself when you can take your future into your own hands and fuck on camera and email it to me to put on blast…Come on girls…step your game up. You useless pieces of trash….

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The Best Ex You’ve Ever Had

Posted on July 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How many of you can say that you have a great ex? Most of the time when we speak of an ex, it’s usually in a not so positive light. From our facial expressions to our overall mood shift, the mentioning of their name can change our attitude from good to bad instantly. But sometimes this average EX-pectation is not the case. It’s possible that an ex can be the best you’ve ever had. ( Continue reading… )

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Some Bitches Who Look Like They May Have Aids at an Aids Event of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Both of these bitches might as well have AIDS, cuz I already have decided that they both have rank pussies the average person may not want anything to do with…. Now, I’m not the average person and I am sure that I have had sex with HIV positive girls more than once, but that’s only because I congregate with the discount street whores and you kinda get what you pay for…but for the sake of argument, I’m just gonna point and laugh with the mainstream in a collective “ewww” as if I wouldn’t bury my face inside either of these vaginas….cuz that’s the power of the internet or some shit, I can pretend I’m whoever I want to be, like someone who would never pick the scabs off either of these cunts, even though I would, because my love for pussy outweighs my hatred of bad music, murdering wives, and fake hipsters who have weird bulges in their “underwear as outerwear” milking the system cuz they were BFF with Katy Perry before she fucked a celebrity and got a record deal. If you know what I mean… Courtney Love….. Bulge in Her Underwear as Outerwear Kesha

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Old Shania Twain Falls at the CMAs of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In what may be erotic to the rapists out there, who enjoy seeing one of their prey fall and hurt themselves while attempting to escape their attack, fear in their eye and all that shit, here’s a video of Shania Twain falling at the CMAs, unfortunately too old for the average rapist to care, but trying to win you over like old times when she was at her prime rape victim age. If you know what I mean and if you don’t it is that Shania is not the Shania you once masturbated to anymore…but luckily you can’t see that in this video.

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CoCo’s Cleavage Is Actually Respectable

Posted on June 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m a little confused by these pictures, this is CoCo right? Ice-T’s wife? The chick who normally dresses like she’s the headliner at your neighborhood strip club and who just recently posted pictures of herself balancing a beer can on her giant thonged booty on Twitter ? I don’t recognize her. I think it’s the fact that she’s dressed so normally. That’s no fun. Alright, so she’s showing off a hell of a lot of cleavage for the average woman, but this isn’t the average woman…. This is CoCo damn it. Those things should be floating in pitchers of beer or pressed up against a motorcycle. I’m not sure I like this new look.

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Eva Longoria Short Shorts of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria taking her skinny legs and Mexican booty in short shorts that don’t look like the average 35 year old mexican legs and booty, possibly cuz she doesn’t have 14 kids and live in a clay hut making corn tortillas…shopping, instead of making beds and cleaning up shit smeared bed sheets, used condoms off the floor and vomit off the ceiling in 3 star hotles like she should be. It’s not racist, I’m mexican. Funny how life just works out for some people..

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