Rihanna is such a versatile performer…who can take her slutty half naked exhibitionist antics from the beach, to the apartment, to the hotel room and now to the fucking snowy winter mountain resort…because when you’re committed to crying for attention…you make that shit happen…and for someone who allegedly started her career as a child prostitute in Barbados…to being a hundred million dollar a year popstar puppet…posting bikini pics…is hardly that big of a deal…especially considering I like looking at bikini pics…and so do you… Rihanna can be slutty in all seasons…that’s my kind of talent…far more interesting than her average at best singing and dancing..
So Buck 22 is a fucking genius…or maybe he’s just here to prove how simple it is to make things go Viral on the internet…all you need is a has been, washed up, relevant thanks to his daughter, novelty of a human who only made money off one song…that carried him through life…and that he’d be into re-packaging to make more money – because why the fuck not…because recruited Billy Ray Cyrus and a bunch of stripper girls dressed like strippers in thongs twerking to re-do Achy Breaky Heart… Fame is that easy people…at least when you’re Dionne Warwick (I say a little prayer for you)’s son…which Buck 22 is…and if growing up rich in Beverly Hills spoiled by your rich as fuck mother isn’t Gangster….I don’t know what is…oh right…doing a collab with Billy Ray…shit….
I have a joke where I say Emily Osment is the kid from the Sixth Sense after the sex change that he could pay for with his iROBOT money…that happened after he hit puberty and realized no one gave a fuck about him or his acting because he was no longer cute…while girls..stay cute for a long time…well until 25 then it’s all down hill, but 25 is still better than 11… They like you to think she’s his “sister”…I saw Ladybug, I know how this works… That said, she’s posing in bikinis with some Canadian jew named Emanuelle Chriqui, who is pushing 40 but still pretty good to look at in a blurry instagram pic…and I guess on TV..because I assume they are friends strictly for business…and not dating…unless Emily Osment still has his dick…that’s how these things work…
Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model there is…and that’s not just because you know she pulled serious crazy stunts to get to this level of household…for all we know she probably killed at least one person…you know even when you’re hot it’s not that simple to get to the fucking top…even when you’re talented it’s not that simple…and even when you fuck the right people it doesn’t mean things will stick…so the fact that she’s here…that shit has a backstory that I want to know…because she didn’t just end up dating some homosexual pro athlete to be his beard to get into SI…or maybe she did…and what it comes down to is why do I bother…who cares about girls, their stories, their names even…their talents their intelligence…or really anything about them…when you can just stare at their asses…it’s easier that way…
Guess has been pretty consistent in finding girls who look like Hailey Clauson for their campaigns. You know a little more body than the average girl..maybe even a little too much body since they’ve historically grown up to be pretty fat…from Anna Nicole Smith to Kate Upton…but there’s a handful of them along the way who are and remain pretty intact…here’s hoping this Hailey Clauson is one of them…because I just fell in love and I wouldn’t want anything like her physical appearance to come between that…
Here at Skin Central we believe that a nude debut should be like pulling off a band-aid. One motion: Right Off! But most actresses seem to ease into their nude debuts with a few brief glimpses of skin or a quick topless reveal. Thankfully Alexandra Daddario , Heather Graham , Eva Green , and the rest of this Top 10 are not your average stars; they all went full frontal right out of the gate!
In the face of allegations that he’s a drug addict who should attend rehab and is especially hooked on the concoction known as “sizzurp,” Justin Bieber reportedly has a one-word response: HA! Justin Bieber Drops 75K at Strip Club Insiders tell TMZ that the 19-year old finds this rumor hilarious. He doesn’t believe he abuses substances in any way and simply sees himself as being ” on a break .” The singer has no concerts or other professional obligations in the near future. Of course, drug talk isn’t the only concern for Bieber these days. He may be charged with a felony after likely egging his neighbor’s home. He definitely peed his initials into the snow in Colorado, with many onlookers watching in disgust. He reportedly dropped 75K at a Miami strip club over the weekend… and he may have texted Selena Gomez photos of his penis. And these are merely the latest Justin Bieber scandals! Remember the baby daddy chatter from awhile back? The assault assertions? The dissing of Bill Clinton? Relive each and every one below: 19 Biggest Justin Bieber Scandals Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber: Baby Daddy? In November 2011, Mariah Yeater accused Justin of fathering her child via a one-night quickie. The accusation eventually went away. View As List 1. Justin Bieber: Baby Daddy? In November 2011, Mariah Yeater accused Justin of fathering her child via a one-night quickie. The accusation eventually went away. 2. Justin Bieber Curses Off Fans He must have been having a bad day. In February 2012, Justin Bieber went off on some fans at Disneyland. 3. Justin Bieber Holds Fake Gun Yes, the gun was fake. But the controvery for Justin Bieber was very real in September 2012. 4. Justin Bieber Smokes Pot The first sign of trouble. Justin Bieber was photographed with a joint in his hand in January 2013. 5. Justin Bieber Accused of Bodyguard Assault Also in very early 2013, Justin Bieber was accused of assaulting a bodyguard who he eventually fired. 6. Justin Bieber Spits at Neighbor In March 2013, Justin Bieber got into it with his neighbor. A witness says the singer spit in the man’s face. 7. Justin Bieber Flips Out in London The video here says it all. In March 2013, Justin Bieber totally went off on a photographer in London. 8. Justin Bieber Makes Anne Frank Into a Belieber This was an odd on. In April 2013, Justin Bieber said he hopes Anne Frank would be a fan of his, somehow inserting himself into the history of this iconic individual. 9. Justin Bieber: Speed Freak! In May 2013, Keyshawn Johnson alllegedly confronted Bieber. He went off on the singer for driving too fast. 10. Justin Bieber: Cheap Skate! In June 2013, Justin Bieber was banned from a laser tag facility because he didn’t pay the bill in full. 11. Justin Bieber Pees in Mop Bucket Yes, this actually happened. A drunk Justin Bieber peed in a public mop bucket. 12. Justin Bieber Spits at DJ What’s up with Justin Bieber and spitting? He’s accused in July 2013 of this gross act when arguing with a DJ in Chicago. 13. Justin Bieber Gets Bloody in The Hamptons While partying in August 2013, Justin Bieber is accused of orchestrating a bloody parking lot brawl outside a nightclub. 14. Justin Bieber Drinks, Clubs in Texas Justin Bieber is not 21 years old. Hence the uproar over a night out in Texas in October 2013. 15. Justin Bieber Bangs at a Brothel In Novmber 2013, Justin Bieber was spotted leaving a brothel in Brazil. Draw your own conclusion! 16. Justin Bieber Steals Bike in Las Vegas Why did Justin Bieber steal a bicycle in Las Vegas? We wish we know. 17. Justin Bieber: Filmed in Bed! Justin Bieber clearly slept with some woman in Brazil. She even videotaped the singer while he slept! 18. Justin Bieber Eggs Neighbor’s Hom Justin Bieber kicked off 2014 by egging his neighbor’s home. Allegedly, that is, despite clear video proof. 19. Justin Bieber Urinates in Snow In January 2014, Justin Bieber peed his initials into the Colorado snow while onlookers stared in disbelief. Seems about right for the guy at this point.
It’s almost as though E!’s latest reality show #RichKids of Beverly Hills was designed to generate negative attention, and this week, Bethenny Frankel obliged. The show, which features five kids born into insane wealth parading around the titular L.A. suburb, made its debut on Sunday and Monday to major buzz. That buzz was not what you’d call positive, by and large, for obvious reasons, and when the five cast members stopped by Bethenny , they heard about it. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills on Bethenny While the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills did get some support (“We can’t hate you because you were born rich”), it’s clear this show rubs most folks the wrong way. On Bethenny , it was revealed that star Jonny Drubel thought the average household income was $100K and that the average toilet paper roll was $10. When he tried to defend himself saying he’d have no way of knowing that fact, Frankel replied “but you wipe your ass!” and the floodgates opened. Some choice comments from the talk show host’s crowd: I don’t understand what story you’re trying to get out. You’ve had everything handed to you. You’re eating off a silver spoon. You’re a bunch of brats. Pretty much. But they are who they are … #RichKids of Beverly Hills Open Slideshow 1. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Picture A nice picture of the #RichKids of Beverly Hills. These people are SO COOL (not)! View As List 1. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Picture A nice picture of the #RichKids of Beverly Hills. These people are SO COOL (not)! 2. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Selfie A shot of the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. One of the kids looks like he’s balding. 3. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Pic The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Not really kids and not really all that rich … but they have their own show. 4. Some Rich Kids of Beverly Hills The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills think they’re all that. We think they need to get knocked down a peg. 5. Dorothy Wang and Morgan Stewart Dorothy Wang and Morgan Stewart of The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills fame. 6. #RichKids of Beverly Hills Cast The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills are E!’s new reality stars. You may punch yourself in the face on cue. 7. Rich Kids The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills are really more like Young Adults. But they act like kids, so whatev.
Here are two trolls who you know as Genevieve Morton and Kate Upton, who I am going to assume must have fucked their way to the pages of Sports Illustrated to fool some decision maker along the way that big tits are good enough to get a bitch in a magazine since the readership of Sports Illustrated are middle american hicks who just like tits, and who are used to staring at their inbred obese wife’s moustache every night eating casserole… These two troll bitches…lucked out, and they know it, that’s why they are posing together in this picture knowing they have no business being swimsuit models, but that they are just filling some fat chick quota needed to keep the average man readership locked down… TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE
Attention seeker – Kaley Cuoco, the same person who allegedly killed John Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules, before being the average looking girl, marketed as the hot girl on a show I will never understand the success of…but that is insanely successful…and people are locked in and addicted to the shit…has gone and done a hand bra in her fancy dress because she’s a trashy bitch and now that she’s staged a few engagements and actually got married, she’s got limited options to shock and awe…who gives a fuck…just look at the pic.
