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Cora Keegan Nudes of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have posted some of these pics a few months ago ….but today, I found more…and since I am in love with Cora Keegan, despite forgetting that I was in love with Cora Keegan, and needing these pics to remind me that I am in love with Cora Keegan, because there are just so many babes out there, so little time to keep track of them unless they are knocking down my door throwing their vaginas at me, something I am surprised Cora Keegan isn’t doing for me, because of how badly I want to have unprotected sex with her, even though she’s a model and probably the kind of girl the average man would want to use a condom with, as their lives are full of unprotected sex with guys in bands, but dirty girls turn me on, and condoms just get in the way of love and by love I mean me trying to impregnateher, because she’s just that lovely!! You know, make it for life. I’m a fan.

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Kelly Brook Bikinis on Twitter of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when KELLY BROOK was topless on the beach, showing off her really big natural tits, that happened to be big enough to distract from how soft the rest of her looked, not that you care whether she’s soft or not, you’re a loser who can’t get laid from middle America, the average girl you try to fuck is about 200 pounds heavier than Kelly Brook on a low end, and as high as 300 pounds heavier than her on the high end, because that’s just the kind of women who live in your town, and that’s just the kind of woman you attract, one with diabetes, in a motorized mobility scooter, unable to run, but who offers you the companionship you need to not kill yourself… What I am getting at is I find Kelly Brook fat, but she’s dainty in American standards, and guys for some reason, and not just black guys, are into these bodies….and call me crazy or gay for going for model thin and fit bodies… Weird…but not as weird as how much more I like her when she’s covered up…

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Urban Outfitters Perverted Summer Camp Campaign of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Urban Outfitters has gone creepy. They have decided to do an erotic shoot of girls in camp. If you know anything about camp, it is a highly sexual experience for teenagers who have no parents supervising, many first blow jobs are given in camp, many experimentation with circle jerks, and group sex happen at camp, but the average age of people on camp grounds is probably around 15…you know councillors by 17…and working a real job that pays more than 3000 dollars for an entire summer by 18…. The models are Gabby Westbrook and Nadine Leopold and here they are posing in bikinis and shit while pretending to be 15 in some Urban Outfitters perversion…that I bet you would like…because camp is usually hard to escape from making it good for your kind of predator….

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Candice Swanepoel In Sexy Daisy Dukes

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it looks like Candice Swanepoel covered up after those epic bikini pictures we had of her yesterdau. Luckily though, even Candice covered up is a good 30-40 times hotter than the average girl. Which means these pictures of her rocking a pair of mom Daisy Dukes are still just as likely to cause pants fires. So enjoy, but remember to exercise caution. Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude Photos: FameFlynet

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Kesha Drinks Her Own Pee for MTV of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think this is a big deal at all….I just prefer when girls are drinking my pee…. I am not a pee fetishists, but I’ve always found it funny to piss in girls faces. I am not the average American MTV watcher, and I am sure they are freaking out thinking this staged bullshit is so fucking gross…even though it is staged. I mean why the fuck does she suddenly have a container perfectly designed for her to pee in, like a female urinal or bed pan at the hospital, in order to pull off this stunt successfully. But the average American MTV watcher doesn’t think like that…in fact, I don’t think they think at all. The truth is, there are people who think you expel your nutrients and that drinking your sterile pee, that won’t get you sick, replenishes them. I don’t really believe that watersports pervert theory….but I am into squirting which is 99 percent pee…so maybe I am. All this to say, Kesha is an attention seeking fat chick no one should pay attention to, even if she’s smearing feces all over her cunt for the underbelly of twitter…. She’s useless and we can only hope this is actually bad for her and kills her off, even though I think it isn’t really pee. It’s too easy to fake it… What a cunt. This is what we call “No One Watches Our Show. No One Even Knows It Exists. Let’s Change That with PISS”….

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Ashley Tisdale Has Tits in her Bikini while Tanning of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Holy shit….Ashley Tisdale…..what’s going on here…. It looks like she’s got this thing finally figured out. You know how to work her average at best in real life terms and ugly as shit in hollywood terms face….and that’s strip the fuck down…. Her fit body, and push up bra bikini, making her look like she’s got some C cups, is the fucking answer… Instead of nose job, she needed a boob job, to remind us that a busted down face doesn’t fucking matter…. These tanning pics of her, all staged and shit, work for me, cuz from the neck down, she looks like she’s won…as much as someone like her can win…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Audrina Patridge Pants Off for Stndrd Mag of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember mentally challenged, retard, Audrina Patridge from the worst MTV had to offer, back when MTV felt the world was filled with mindless retards and shoving this kind of garbage down their throat would shut them up and make them consume products from their advertisers….something that I am sure they still feel, but that luckily Audrina Patridge and her shitty show isn’t a part of, because they are the fucking worst….and despite being the fucking worst, in everything she does and represents, from teenage implants to being a fame whore…she does have a pretty great body when you strip her down and get her posing, even if her face is a little inbred.

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Nicole Neal for Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, Daddy Issues, Girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits. She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and husbands lead to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players. Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is her side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being photoshopped…. Boring yes, but fun to watch spin. Fact.

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Kaley Cuoco Cleavage on TV of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate TV, unless it is Swamp People, I’m just not down. These fake storylines with canned laughter and shitty jokes, designed to numb the population, dumb them down, make them these vapid fast food snacking slobs being told to buy more shit they don’t need, instead of going out there and living life, or at least expanding their minds just a little. Wasting away on people who are pretending to be other people mocking all of our intelligence with garbage noise, badly written jokes and storylines for the average retard…cuz that’s what they want you to be…. I just can’t fucking stand the shit. But I don’t mind when they try to blind me with big fat tits, tits that killed John Ritter, cuz tits are fun under all circumstances.

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Lacey Banghard Titties in NUTS of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Glamour Model Lacey Banghard is naked in Nuts and I am posting it because I feel like I haven’t covered enough Glamour models, who as far as I’m concerned are the “real” models, while real models just miss what’s is the most important aspect of modeling, while Glamour models get what men want, and get dirty doing it, cuz their average looks would otherwise be serving coffee at Starbucks. Their short thick bodies would never get a modeling gig, but their tits and willingness to show em, gives them the good life, without having to be a stripper. Sure they are just tits, but they are all these girls have…..so they might as well be celebrated, because all girls love a little male attention…. Remember today’s life lesson….Even ugly girls have vaginas.

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