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Rosie Jones & Holly Peers are Today’s Glamour Models of the Day

Here are the outtakes of some March photoshoot I’ve already posted the pics from….featuring Glamour Model Rosie Jones, who we have learned is far hotter topless that with her shirt on, because those great huge amazing tits allow us to divert from her average at best face….something all Glamour models have in common….that we only notice when they get cocky and think they are actual models who are allowed to keep their shirts on… Here are the pics…of her and her “friend” cuz they are in this biz together, Holly Peers….

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Jacqueline Oloniceva for Agent Provocateur Lingerie of the Day

Jacqueline Oloniceva is a relatively unknown model…and she’s doing some catalog shots for what is probably the more interesting of the lingerie companies out there…because they tap into old classy throwback shit….that comes across as high quality, borderline fetish gear for the average shopper willing to spend 4 times the price on underwear than at Victoria’s Secret…and it is worth it…cuz it has that 1920s imported lace sexiness…versus the functional and scientific implant making padded bras of Victoria’s Secret….which are deceiving….and more importantly in every trailer park in north america…. So that when you undress a girl and she’s wearing Agent Provocateur….you know she’s probably the kind of girl who washes her vagina regularly and who uses those fancy powders and perfumes on herself….to makes eating her out taste less like a loose meat sandwich….and more like heaven….

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Maryna Linchuk’s Ass Eats Her Bikini of the Day

If you read my previous post…you will know that I hate endorsing these Victoria’s Secret girls….only because I know that I am feeding into their marketing scam that makes them billions….but the problem is seeing pics of Maryna Linchuk on set having her bikini bottoms eaten by her ass…is just too exciting for the average, simple, pervert like me to ignore….there’s this thing called pussy that rules over me…that controls my decision making…and that makes me do really stupid things…and I guess Victoria’s Secret gets that….cuz they bring the pussy right….motherfuckers. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jodie Marsh Twitter Tanning Pic of the Day

IF you’re wondering how monster bodybuilder, ex Glamour Model, who clearly has fucked up daddy issues, gets that natural orange skin tone, she’s revealed her secret with a twitter pic, and luckily, I loved every second of it, cuz it didn’t really draw too much attention to her manly PIPES Good or bad, I’m glad it happened…

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Pink’s Disturbing Instagram Pic of the Day

Pink decided to totally throw out any decency or respect for her millions of followers…by posting a frightening picture of her in her underwear to instagram…in what I like to think is caused by over-confidence from positive affirmations from the people around her….you know cuz most mom’s have lower testosterone than this dude, and their liking of cake coupled with a battered body, leads to not bothering bouncing back, while PINK, a name you think she’d drop cuz it’s a fucking joke and she’s in her 30s, not 12, is all delusional in a “I work out, look at my muscles”….and the whole thing…is pretty disgusting….but I bet your tranny ass likes it.

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Lucy Collett Polka Dot Bikini of the Day

The quality of girls the UK seem to celebrate, just cuz they are willing to get naked…or topless…is totally fucking questionable…reminding me that annyone with that kind of accent and dainty demeanor is probably the poofter you’d expect them to be….one that must keep up appearances, because being British is very regal and there’s a certain class you must exude, one that Amy Winehouse showed the world, god bless her soul….making the average Poofter -Prince Charles themeselves and just stick to trannys cuz it’s more decent….so looking at this Page 3 pig…just confirms that theory I’ve been working on the last 4 mintues…and here are her tits…

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Lindy Lane topless

Lindy Lane is not your average pornstar on the block (whatever that means) and here she is showing off her cute tits topless on her Twitter followers in these self-shot pictures Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Modeling Bullshit Cuz She’s a Model for Cosmo Korea of the Day

Miranda Kerr was modeling some bullshit for Cosmopolitan Korea because she’s an internation model and these pics are probably considered boring for the average viewer…but if you’re like me and think this Victoria’s Secret angel who is heavily marketed and shoved down my fucking throat….you just can’t get enough of her…even knowing she’s got a fucking kid…and a husband…two things that repulse you….all it takes is a hint of cleavage and I’m sucked right back into her wide faced trap….it’s starting to become an issue….but nothing compared to my other obessions that don’t allow me to be a normal human in society….none of which are shitting in a condom and freezing it to make homemade dildos to fuck your wife with…but they should be.

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Shady Azz States Of America: Check Out The Country’s Most Corrupt Places To Live!

Don’t trust your local government and politicians? We don’t blame you. Earlier this year The Center for Public Integrity released a report detailing the risk of corruption and lack of accountability in all 50 states. What they found was bad — in every state, but each state was assigned a grade based on the average grades in the major categories, which included lobbying disclosure, political financing, internal auditing, ethics enforcement agencies and redistricting. Hit the flip to find out if your state earned a failing grade.

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Jessica Alba in a Kids Pool in an Actual Pool in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba has blocked me on twitter becasue she didn’t like my love letters I’d send her every hour on the hour….discussing the way I would treat her half mexican baby making ass like it was a dog I rescued from a backyard breeder….so I don’t know when this crafty bikini pic was taken all I know is that she’s showing off her cunt privileged life of being so rich and fortunate that she can swim in a pool within a pool, while the average american only gets to swim in sewer drainage ditches after a rainstorm….Oh how good it is to be hollywood… I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini and that’s the only way I like girls.

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Jessica Alba in a Kids Pool in an Actual Pool in a Bikini of the Day