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Mariah Yeater: Yearbook Photo Found!

Easy, Beliebers. Do not throw anything at your computer screen. But a high school yearbook of Mariah Yeater has allegedly surfaced, giving the public its first view of the woman who claims to be the mother of Justin Bieber’s three-month old son. Here it is: To recap: Yeater is featured in this week’s issue of Star Magazine. She has sued Bieber for child support , alleging that he took her into a bathroom on October 25, 2010 after a concert in Los Angeles and, in her words, said he wanted to “f-ck the sh-it” out of her.” They proceeded to have 30 seconds of unprotected intercourse. Bieber addressed the charge directly this morning and said he’s never met Mariah Yeater. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Michael Lohan: Cooling His Ass in Solitary, Trying to Call Kim Granatelle Collect

Michael Lohan is still cooling his rear end in solitary confinement in a Florida jail after being denied bail last weekend, but he has been allowed to make calls. Collect calls. Which people apparently don’t answer. A recording of a call he attempted to place to one of his many flames – Kim Granatelle, from The Real Housewives of New Jersey – was obtained this morning. Michael Lohan Collect Call She didn’t actually answer the phone and let the call go to her voicemail. Probably wise. Mike is in solitary for his repeated harassment of ex Kate Major. “Kim has spoken with Michael who told her he was in a lot of pain,” said Kim’s friend , Tom Murro, who shared the recording (hopefully with her knowledge). Keep in mind that he’s in pain from jumping off a balcony and landing in a freaking tree while attempting to avoid the cops. Not prime sympathy material. In an ironic twist, Michael and daughter Lindsay Lohan may be in jail at the same time, albeit on different coasts. LiLo must turn herself in by next week. She’ll likely get sprung faster , however, since she has better lawyers. And isn’t charged with injuring or threatening to kill someone, or resisting arrest.

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Effing Snooki Blames Car Crash on Faulty Brakes

Effing Snooki. The Jersey Shore train wreck may have caused an auto accident that sent two police officers to the hospital in Florence, Italy, but she says fans shouldn’t blame her – obviously, because she’s always on the ball – just the car. “The brakes weren’t really working in our Fiat,” Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi , says. “They were, like, old. I tried to use the brakes and they didn’t work.” “So to avoid the cops, I ran right into a wall so I didn’t hurt anybody.” Sounds totally logical to us. Following the crash that resulted in Snooki temporarily losing her license, the Jersey Shore gang stuck close to home. “The only time we [drove was] to the gym, so after that, we’d just walk around,” she tells Extra . Nicole and her cohorts return with new episodes August 4. If you haven’t seen it yet, check out the sexual, violent Jersey Shore Season 4 trailer ! [Photo: WENN.com]

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