Here’s teen angst almost 30 year old, Avril Lavigne in some fishnets I assume she got at Hot Topic or some other suburban Mall store, where little weird dyke emo girls with skateboards, shitty lesbian haircuts, who hate the world buy their fishnets…..and that’s all I have say about that…cuz I don’t even remember Avril Lavigne anymore…I was never able to jerk off to her music videos, I always hated the way she sang, and she’s never done anything slutty….not even Brody Jenner, rich kid, can make a slut out of her….and all we’ve got to jerk off of hers is bikini pics , cuz when you peel off all that shitty black make-up, she’s kinda hot bodied….
It looks like my dream of seeing Avril Lavigne dress like a real woman has died once again. She did it once and looked awesome . Here she is in all her lady douche glory on the red carpet for some crap I don’t care about. This look is so played, enough already. The woman is like thirty years old, it’s time to move on to something a little more age appropriate. Like some spandex leggings, high heels and a tube top. Isn’t that what thirty year olds wear these days? Anyhow, the chick’s got so much potential hotness and she just keeps throwing it all away. what a waste.
I don’t know what these pictures of Avril Lavigne are for, I don’t like doing research, but they kind of look like an ad for some sort of cheap Wal Mart girls clothing line. Whatever it is, she’s wearing a decent little jean skirt which kind of makes it alright. I kind of feel like a creepy old dude looking at these shots, but Avril’s got to be almost thirty so I know I’m alright. Enjoy.
Avril Lavigne’s been in a bikini in the south of France all week, and I already posted some of the pics, cuz I was amazed at how teenaged her divorcee ass looks, I guess that’s what happens when you don’t get knocked up and you get married at 12. Her body, pretty much justified all those years of me laughing at her for dressing like a 14 year old, angry suburban teen into watching the skateboarding dudes pretend they are jackass…cuz that’s what suburban kids do…sure her Shania Twain style music never really justified her suburban, middle class kid, who gets a lift in the Volvo station wagon to soccer practice, despite her hardcore green dyed streak and the number of Blink 182 posters on her wall….but who cares…her ass followed in the same steps as her style and I guess that just makes her legit…. What’s not legit is how her ex-husband, the clown, circus, suburban middle class punk who isn’t really a punk, but a midget elf coming to steal your soul through bad one hit wonder shit, is on the boat with her…cuz I guess you can’t break down the bond that is Canadian….or maybe his girlie emo, hilariously dressed ass just weasled his way into her vagina again….cuz that’s what people do when they have the bond of marriage as a levarging argument. Who fuckign cares about these idiot suburban bullshit scam artists…she’s half naked…that’s what matters…that’s always what matters… To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am totally uninterested in Avril Lavigne…except of course when she’s in a bikini. Like other 30 year old pop punk bullshit skater boy see you later boy crap bands who still dress like angry 15 year olds at the mall, she irritates me….but her half naked body, that could pass for that 15 year old with teen angst who wants to suck off any guy that comes her way to piss off her overbearing dad cuz he won’t let her go to that party with Jim on his Motorcycle, doesn’t….kind of thing…if you know what I mean…I’ve been drinking…It’s what I do. You pedophil, here’s your pedophile cure, cuz it looks like jailbait, but it’s pussy is too haggard to be Jailbait. I blame the divorce. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Avril Lavigne makes her way back to her car after a visit to Optometrix on Wednesday (March 16) in Los Angeles. The 26-year-old singer is currently promoting her latest album, Goodbye Lullabye. She recently performed her single “What The Hell” on The Tonight Show and Jimmy Kimmel Live. “I’m doing @jimmykimmellive tonight!…. Well not literally hahahha Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Just Jared Discovery Date : 18/03/2011 00:20 Number of articles : 2
Avril Lavigne’s long-awaited Goodbye Lullaby debuts at #4. By Gil Kaufman Lupe Fiasco Photo: Johnny Nunez/ WireImage Sometimes the hardest, bumpiest rides are the ones that get you to the sweetest destination. That’s the lesson Chicago MC Lupe Fiasco is basking in this week as he celebrates the #1 debut of his third album, Lasers. After a difficult, oft-delayed birth, the record will make its mark on the Billboard 200 next week when it takes over the top spot thanks to sales of more than 204,000, according to figures provided by Nielsen SoundScan. That’s more than enough to end the two-week #1 reign of British soul singer Adele , whose 21 drops a spot to #2 as sales dipped to 133,000, giving her an impressive three-week total of more than 653,000. There are plenty of other debuts in the top 10 as well, including the latest “Glee” cast recording, Glee: The Music, Volume 5 (#3, 90,000), Avril Lavigne’s long-awaited Goodbye Lullaby (#4, 87,000), R.E.M. ‘s Collapse Into Now (#5, 57,000) and country singer Sara Evans ‘ Stronger (#6, 55,000). The rest of the top 10: Mumford & Sons , Sigh No More (#7, 46,000), Marsha Ambrosius , Late Nights & Early Mornings (#8, 41,000), Justin Bieber , Never Say Never – The Remixes (#9, 40,000) and NOW 37 (#10, 33,000). Just outside the top 10, rapper Raekwon cooks up a #12 debut for his latest solo effort, Shaolin Vs. Wu-Tang (29,000), and “Tosh.0” comedian Daniel Tosh comes in at #28 with the CD of his comedy special, Happy Thoughts (15,000). Way down the line, heavily hyped English singer Ellie Goulding finally makes her American chart debut, sliding in at #129 with Lights (4,000). “American Idol” judge Jennifer Lopez continues to kill it on the iTunes singles chart, topping the tally with her comeback hit, “On the Floor,” followed by Katy Perry ‘s “E.T.,” Lady Gaga ‘s “Born This Way,” Britney Spears ‘ “Till the World Ends” and Rihanna ‘s “S&M.” A few fellas manage to break up the ladies’ club, with Cee Lo Green snagging the #6 position with “Forget You,” Ke$ha at #7 with “Blow,” Pink right behind with “F—in’ Perfect,” Dr. Dre and Eminem at #9 with “I Need a Doctor” and the cast of “Glee” rounding things out with “Landslide.” Lupe rules the iTunes albums chart as well, again besting #2 Adele, who’s in front of Lavigne, the “Glee” cast album, Mumford & Sons, R.E.M., Tosh, the Christian rock compilation Passion – Here for You, Evans and Ambrosius. Look for little change at the top next week, as new albums by Rise Against , Miranda Cosgrove and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker hit the charts. Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Lupe Fiasco Related Artists Lupe Fiasco
Some diehard Vanessa Hudgens fans decided to report me to the authorities for posting pictures of a minor, even though the Vanessa Hudgens pics I posted weren’t nude, there’s no proof she was under 18 in them, cuz Hudgens is in her 20s and there’s not proof they are even Vanessa Hudgens….Some people always try to ruin your fun…. She wrote: Please be advised that you are being reported for posting nude pics of a minor of 17 years. I would recommend highly that you take them down ASAP This is her facebook , she looks like one of those weirdo Jesus people who would stick her nose in other people’s shit cuz High School Musical is all her crazy mind has to feel purpose… That said, I avoid all pictures of anyone under 18, other than Taylor Momsen, because I’m not interested in pussy that young, sure the ass is rounder and the tits perkier, but the blowjobs are far less ambitious…I figure let them run through the testing and experimenting with people their own age, like Selena Gomez does with Bieber, and I’ll take them when the pussy’s a little rawer, a little more broken in, and when bitch know how to take a load on her face. Virginity isn’t fun unless it’s on a 40 year old. Experienced at 40 isn’t fun, but at 18 it is. That said, Selena Gomez is not naked in these pics. She’s also not a minor of 17 years and unfortunately she’s not a Miner of 17 years, cuz miners are always lots of fun to hang around with, black lung and all. Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER
I thought these were pictures of Avril Lavinge looking good. I was like shit look at her, she’s stopped dressing like a 15 year old suburban cutter who highlights her hair with highlighters, you know like most people who turn 18 and realize shit, that’s a stupid fucking look….I was sure she got a stylist, she started dressing like a normal woman, not like some loser holding onto his pretty embarrassing suburban angst filled youth…cuz they were the good years but then I realized the caption said Adam Levine and he’s with Anne Vyalitsyna, who I assume is a model, or at least a bitch who dresses my age, making me realize that Avril Lavinge’s got no fucking hope and she still fucking sucks. Here’s some Anne Vyalitsyna in some Mom Jeans….This may be a really bad joke…but that’s nothing new for more and I like to think Avril Lavigne is the bad joke…So take that… Follow Me
Judging from her stupid dye job and the fact that she’s dressed like a slutty witch, I should have known that Avril Lavigne had magical powers. I just wish that they were that she could smile without looking retarded instead of making anyone who stands next to her look orange. Kind of a lame power. Here she is hanging out with Kim Kardashian , turning the big assed beauty to a nice sunset color. To be fair, Avril is so pale she’s almost translucent. I think I’d look orange next to her and I haven’t left mother’s basement since the first snowfall.
