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Hillary Fisher Is Mind Blowing!

Posted on October 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It has been years since I did a post on Hillary Fisher . I had the biggest crush on her and then she disappeared! I have no clue what happened to her, but if she hasn’t hooked up with a super rich guy yet and still wants to continue doing what she was born to do, I want to be the guy who rediscovers her and makes her the big star she deserves to be. So Hilary, if you are out there. Email me.

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Meet Super Hottie Rachel Mortenson

Posted on October 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t believe I’ve never done a post on this Rachel Mortenson chick before. With a body this good, you’d think I would’ve proposed to her via Twitter 10 times by now. But better late than never I guess. So you guys go ahead and enjoy this awesome collection of lingerie and sexy costume pictures from the former Hooters Dream Girl. I have to go get my tux cleaned and my Twitter account ready for my big day. » view all 47 photos

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Meet Super Hottie Rachel Mortenson

Posted on October 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t believe I’ve never done a post on this Rachel Mortenson chick before. With a body this good, you’d think I would’ve proposed to her via Twitter 10 times by now. But better late than never I guess. So you guys go ahead and enjoy this awesome collection of lingerie and sexy costume pictures from the former Hooters Dream Girl. I have to go get my tux cleaned and my Twitter account ready for my big day. » view all 47 photos

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Bregje Heinen for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on September 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bregje Heinen may have the least attractive name to say, unless you spent some time in Amsterdam with a prostitute named Bregje, which is possible, because apparently it is a common Dutch name, at least according to some Dutch girl I used to have sex with while she was engaged, but she was a liar, so you can’t really believe anything she said, except maybe for the anal, that shit was real…literally… That said, Bregje Heinen is amazing…it’s too bad Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and now own her, and will destroy all the awesome she could have been, because that’s what happens when you sell your soul to the evil empire…devil…who probably made you in a lab and slowly released you to the world to make you seem legit… Trust no one..

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Nicole Aniston Cools Off In Her Bikini

Posted on September 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I’ve written a lot about the genius behind 138 Water before, but since we’ve all been enjoying these photoshoots of hot nobodies posing with fake bottled water almost as much as I’m sure he has, here’s the deal: we’re going to help keep the act going. So enjoy this awesome and completely legitimate advertising shoot of porn star and 2013 Penthouse Pet of the Year Nicole Aniston pouring water all over herself. I promise you guys that this ad campaign is every bit as real as those funbags. Photos: Fameflynet

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Audrina’s Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits… I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit.. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.

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Bar Refaeli for Some Jewish Magazine for the Jewish Holidays of the DAy

Posted on September 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s the Jewish Holiday and what better way to wish all you Jewish people a happy holiday than by posting pics of one of your hottest posing in a jewish magazine proving she’s more jewish than you…while giving you masturbation fodder that will make your mom and bubby happy, knowing you’re not fucking with shiksas but rather a chosen one, who if you are rich enough, can magically turn from masturabtion fantasy to wife and mother of your Jewish babies, keeping the cycle of power alive… Sure this isn’t the best use of her awesome tits, but she’s older now, and it’s a religious holiday, I mean what do you expect her to be doing, spreading her Leonardo DiCaprio stained twat…come on people…just accept this cheesy, cheap quality, straight from a Sears photo studio shit…it’s not like she’s an A-List fucking top model anymore…but rather a “take what she can get”…but she’s still got them tits.

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I Support Heidi Klum’s Mid-life Hottie Crisis

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you haven’t noticed, Heidi Klum has been having some kind of hotness renaissance lately. Between all the nudie Instagrams she’s been posting and now this awesome cleavage she showed off at some America’s Got Talent event, it’s been a pretty epic comeback for the supermodel. I don’t know if turning 40 this year had something to do with it, and this is some kind of mid-life hottie crisis, but whatever the reason, I approve. This is way better her than buying a sports car. So if Heidi wants to keep things going by shacking up with a younger guy, she knows where to find me: in my mom’s basement. I’ll be waiting. » view all 26 photos Related Articles: Heidi Klum Needs A Tune-up Heidi Klum’s Awesome Supermodel Underboob Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Pictures Heidi Klum’s Makes A BIG Comeback! Photos: WENN.com

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Sofia Vergara Gives Us An Awesome View

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always thought you were supposed to get presents on your birthday, not give them. But I guess I was wrong, because here’s Sofia Vergara celebrating turning 41 by giving us this awesome view. Apparently she’s at work on the set of some indie movie called Chef in these shots, and I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of a child actor before. The kid’s getting a front row seat to enjoy this view. If I were him, I’d keep messing up my lines so they’d have to keep re-doing this take all day. But I guess that’s the kind of thing you learn with age. Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews

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