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Man Released From Prison After 44 Years

Otis Johnson served 44 years in prison. He was released at 69. The world is a much different place now! Continue reading

Selena Gomez Working It For Thanksgiving Day

So this week is apparently the biggest travel week of the year because of Thanksgiving, which means there’s going to be more hotties flying through LAX over the next few days than at any other point in the year. In case you still needed to book a trip somewhere. Anyway, here’s Selena Gomez on her way through the airport, and I’m seriously jealous of whatever lucky bastards are on that plane with her. Although I would’ve been even more jealous if she’d been wearing this . Oh well, there’s always next year. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sofia Vergara Gives Us An Awesome View

I always thought you were supposed to get presents on your birthday, not give them. But I guess I was wrong, because here’s Sofia Vergara celebrating turning 41 by giving us this awesome view. Apparently she’s at work on the set of some indie movie called Chef in these shots, and I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of a child actor before. The kid’s getting a front row seat to enjoy this view. If I were him, I’d keep messing up my lines so they’d have to keep re-doing this take all day. But I guess that’s the kind of thing you learn with age. Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Marisa Miller’s Incredibly Tiny Short Shorts

Yesterday I talked about supermodel Marisa Miller showing off her supermodel cleavage , well now I’ve got her showing off her supermodel booty in a tiny pair of denim short shorts. Awesome. This is obviously a photoshoot for Harley Davidson , which explains why she getting freaky with a few hogs. I’ve never been more jealous of a motorcycle in my life than I am right now. Lucky son of a bitch. Enjoy.