Once I figure out how to properly spell her name, I’d like you guys to meet Ewelina Olczak . According to my research, Ewelina’s from Poland, she’s a model, she’s super hot, she’s got impressively-sized funbags, and… that’s about it. So I figure I should probably add something to that list: after this awesome shoot, she’s also become my new favorite no-name Polish bikini model. So congratulations Ewelina, all that hard work is finally paying off. » view all 44 photos
Singer talks to MTV News about her sultry cover of Alt-J’s An Awesome Wave hit. By Emily Blake, with reporting by James Montgomery Ellie Goulding Photo: Getty Images
Warner Bros. recently released a Man of Steel trailer titled “Ideal of Hope.” It’s rather awesome and it has us incredibly excited for this blockbuster’s June 14 release. But is it as awesome as the version recreated by Steelehouse Productions, which is dubbed “Mine of Steel” and which uses nothing but blocks/character from the game Minecraft? Compare the previews now and decide for yourself! Man of Steel Trailer: Minecraft Style! Man of Steel Trailer: Extended
According to Ashley Kirk’s Model Mayhem page , she is model/actress from Miami and LA, who also does hosting. I’m not sure what hosting means (she may want to clarify that), but I now know who I want to show up on my birthday in 2 months, which will take place at some Motel 6. Hmm… I wonder if she does those kinds of events and what does she charge because I need to start saving! BTW, I’m hoping that her exposure on Hollywood Tuna will get me a discount. Anyway, here she is modelling her awesome bikini bod for some photoshoot.
I approve of girls who get paid to show their awesome tits…especially this Nicole Neal chick….cuz she’s actually got serious sex appeal….which is more than I can say for the other stripper looking bitches who these LAD MAGS in the UK hire. I guess they are tired of broken down sluts, and figure they can ring in a whole new generation of girls who want the male attention thanks to the way daddy did or didn’t touch them growing up…..and shit is better than a real job…. Maybe I’m too hard on these girls, when I should be their number one supporter, because let’s face it, they do everything I want, except porn….until they pull a Farrah and try to next level their “Everyone already knows what I look like naked, I might as well fuck on camera to make a million instead of all this cock teasing a do all day, it’s only fair”….way. She’s wearing some superhero underwear…cuz she knows who her market is.
So the big news that no one should really pay attention to is that Amanda Bynes, attention seeker, has been arrested. They’ll be playing it off as “she’s crazy and need help”, but I think it is safe to say that this is totally staged, mainly because of her awesome wig. The charges are apparently that she has weed and a bong, like 80 percent of America, and that her doorman called the cops on her for smoking in the hallway….something we can assume she paid him to do. It’s a classic, people are looking, give em a show, she’s not actually crazy, broken maybe, but really who the fuck isn’t. I think it’s fun, and not just because I see it as a great opportunity to re-post her topless, busty, long leg, pics… I just like seeing some erratic behavior, it reminds me that we’re not all medicated drones. Keep up the good work Bynes, love, your number 1 fan. Seriously. I’d marry this girl if only she’d answer my tweets…
Apparently Jessica Lowndes was in London for some fashion show this week, which probably explains this awesome cleavage show she put on in the streets. And with all we’ve been seeing of her recently , I’m starting to like Jessica even more than I used to. I figure it’s gotta be all that pushed-up cleavage of hers, but I can’t put my finger on it. No, really, the judge already gave me two warnings. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com
Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity to have sex with her, and this Emily Ratajkowski babe came to mind, something that never happens….making me ask myself “where has she been”, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s son’s music videos, and she was really making moves….moves I expect will land her in SI Swimsuit this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…..and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox. Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I mail her will help inform her….. Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened….unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burnt for hours….even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that is my wife’s pussy…and it’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust. ALl this to say, Emily Ratajkowski is perfect, she’s won at life and I’m in love.
Now that Attack of the Show is over, here’s Sara Jean Underwood hard at work at her new job as a professional Twitter model: posing with a gun in short shorts, and in a more wholesome shot, with ice cream, some friends and short shorts. I don’t know what goes on over at Sara’s place, but clearly I’ve got to find a way to swing an invite. I’m not a big fan of guns, but I love those other three. Related Articles: Jayde Nicole Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood’s Incredible Booty Jessica Jane Clement Pictures
