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This is Miss Great Britain 2015/16 of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if you keep track of beauty pageant’s from around the world, but I don’t. From my experience, the girls are too fucking cheesy, big haired, bad make-up, straight from the 90s, all dull in personality, even morons, with zero edge in their canned responses…until they lose their minds and end up doing porn…which is when I normally notice them… So I dont know the levels of these pageants – from Miss World to Miss Universe to Miss Usa to who the fuck cares….right… But this is Zara Holland, who is Miss Great Britain 2015/16….but I can’t imagine in her see through dress that this is some Christian based pageant of America…where girls win Scholarships or whatever it is they win, I am going to assume that this is a title they give a reality show star from LAD MAG, Page 3 bullshit, who shows up to events flashing her twat while wasted…looking like porn sluts…also from the 90s….I mean the hot or celebrated girls from the UK look like this 98 percent of the time..and that’s not necessarily a good thing…even if this Zara chick is a great thing… What I am saying is, I don’t know what she’s won, but she’s showing up to events in her underwear and a sheer dress with caked on make-up and that is the kind of pageant winner I’m into…even if she’s not even hot..hot doesn’t matter, what does matter is her busting out of her dress… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post This is Miss Great Britain 2015/16 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lacey Banghard’s Weird Sex Selfie Video of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s another Glamour model from the UK…her name is Lacey Banghard and she’s in this ridiculous video of her taking selfies of herself for the LAD MAG youtube channel, which means you won’t see her nipples, you can google her to see her nipples… But you can see a low level stripper-type with a porno name, totally misguided from her mission or destined quest of being a stripper, you know what the stars and BLOODY moon had lined up for her….and that’s always fun, I guess…I mean I find it boring as fuck, but people seem to think it’s awesome, thanks to tits, so here it is…

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Nicole Neal in a Superhero Themed Topless Shoot of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I approve of girls who get paid to show their awesome tits…especially this Nicole Neal chick….cuz she’s actually got serious sex appeal….which is more than I can say for the other stripper looking bitches who these LAD MAGS in the UK hire. I guess they are tired of broken down sluts, and figure they can ring in a whole new generation of girls who want the male attention thanks to the way daddy did or didn’t touch them growing up…..and shit is better than a real job…. Maybe I’m too hard on these girls, when I should be their number one supporter, because let’s face it, they do everything I want, except porn….until they pull a Farrah and try to next level their “Everyone already knows what I look like naked, I might as well fuck on camera to make a million instead of all this cock teasing a do all day, it’s only fair”….way. She’s wearing some superhero underwear…cuz she knows who her market is.

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Isabeli Fontana’s Hot for Vogue Paris July 2013 of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Isabeli Fontana is some amazing, catholic, Brazilian model, who I like to endorse despite being over 25, a birthday where most women officially die, because she was the most scandalous Victoria’s Secret model, who they stripped down when she was 16, and caused huge controversy, because apparently, it’s not very wholesome or Christian for a brand like Victoria’s Secret to be stripping down 16 year olds, save that for the other sex offenders who don’t have a billion dollar brand to protect… Other interesting facts about her, she’s been divorced, despite being Catholic, so she’s going to hell. She was also engaged to Rohan Marley, Bob Marley’s son who has 6 kids with Lauryn Hill, up until September of last year….Dirty….and now, she’s back to modeling in bikinis, this time at 29….and still looking amazing. I’m into it, but not as into it as Rohan Marley was, unfortunately. I’d love that tainted labia smeared on my face. #Fact.

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Helen Flanagan’s Fun Tits for PETA of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helen Flanagan is hilarious….but more importantly, she’s busty and not afraid to own them titties….or more importantly squeeze them into some sort of halter top….spilling all over the place like they were BP….and I am into it…I mean who wouldn’t embrace a girl who threw away a shitty acting career, to do such great things like pose for PETA with the likes of PAM ANDERSON and Glamour Model photoshoots, in shitty LAD MAGS you know because being on TV didn’t feed her make attention craving needs. I mean whatever it is that goes wrong in a girl’s life, that forces her to quit a good gig to become internationally known for her tits, is something I am totally all about. She’s amazing, even if I predict her one day being super fat, we don’t have to worry about that here and now…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bathing Suit for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gwyneth Paltrow showed off her skinny old lady mom body for Harper’s Bazaar, and as much as people shit on her for her insanity, I appreciate that she’s not fat, because fat chicks are the fucking worst…to look at, to fuck, to smell, to sit next to on the bus…and I am going to endorse this Paltrow twat in whatever spiritual fucked up rich kid shit she is doing…whether it is eating Vegan or breast feeding her family while braiding her fucking pussy hair, the key is that she’s still skinny enough to look at and not. Society has gone fat and hate skinny people who try to be healthy. It’s like if you’re not eating a burger, you’re a fucking loser, and the side-effect to all that skinny bitches, which happen to be my favorite, are a dying breed. It’s tragic.

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Georgia May Jagger Modeling Bikinis in Australia of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Georgia May Jagger is Mick Jagger’s interesting looking gapped tooth big lip model who along with being big in fashion, allows those of you who always wondered what getting a blowjob from Mick Jagger’s dick sucking lips, but were too afraid to admit to yourself, because that would be gay, despite his dainty body, now you have a vagina and tits that model bikinis to materialize that fantasy that you will never admit you have. I think she’s a babe, so the more work she gets in her heiress life, the more I’ll stare and not just because her trust fund is one big enough for me to Van Gogh my dick and mail it to her in hopes she eats it and realizes the sacrifices I have made for our love, after freezing some of my retard sperm, cuz when it comes to Georgia Jagger, that’s the retirement plan.

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Sabine Jemeljanova Tits for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sabine Jemeljanova is some UK Glamour model from Latvia, who I can only assume moved the the UK to work as a stripper or prostitute, because the big city she left Latvia for, “to learn english” according to her wikipedia page, that we all know is code for “to suck dick to pay my rent cuz I have huge tits I am not scared to show off” because it is a means to survive that landed her gigs in big LAD MAGS and Page 3. That’s the key difference between local busty girls willing to show their tits for money, and those from other countries, you see the locals have daddy issues, while the immigrants are just trying to make money to send back to daddy, making her a better quality person with better work ethic than the lazy British tits we’re used to. I can tell by her nipples. I’m a nipple reader.

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Helen Flanagan Showing Off Some Titty in Video of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Helen Flanagan…she’s a UK soap actress turned Glamour model…which is usually the opposite of how it is supposed to go down…she quit her gig on the most depressing yet longest running show on UK TV to do thinks like this youtube video….where she shows off her tits…cuz being in the UK and having tits like this…means using them in the lowest, cheapest, most amazing way….and thank god for this…..I mean seriously, I think if the queen had hangers like this she’d be on the cover of those LAD MAGS topless..it is just their way… This video is awesome…

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