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Gigi Hadid in New Boyfriend’s Music Video of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid is the rich kid, fake model…who gets a lot of hype because she hangs out with Kardashians and works the scene….and people give her praise and attention because I guess they fucking love rich kid, fake models…who get a lot of hype because she hangs with a Kardashian… Just a few months ago, GIGI was in a Jonas brother she was fucking, now she’s in a One Direction video with the guy she’s fucking…sounds like she’s using that pussy to help her make-belief trust fund trying to stay busy bullshit. Fuck GIGI Hadid…she’s a whore…I think the highlight of the video is that my girl Lindsay Hancock is in it, naked, boxing in fetish ears…you may remember her as Luci Ford…or this picture I took of her in fetish ears LAST YEAR… Because I am amazing….Yes, I made this about me… The post Gigi Hadid in New Boyfriend’s Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Body is LOL of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would appreciate the Kardashian fame if these girls were actually hot… They are doughy, bootleg, shitty faced…with botox that looks like raw meat is stapled on them…With shitty waist training and fat transfer asses to make strippers jealous…and make dudes with no standards or who are easily manipulated excited.. All rich yet trashy. I’ve seen Kylie in person at least once, you wouldn’t look at bitch twice if she didn’t have airbrushed make-up on. She’s big and awkward looking…with a massive head…and not just because she has this ego thanks to her fucked up upbringing…all thanks to Kim putting the right things in her pussy…on video…for Ryan Seacrest who loves black cock to jump onto…and turn into a shitty show.. They are fucking garbage….and this selfie is hilarious…she’s so fucking weird looking…fucking monkey…with two white parents…one a dick with a chick and the other a chick with whatever dick helps progress their cause in her… Garbage.. Here she is being rude to a poor Camera guy hired to film them…making me want to do a documentary on the camera men who have been working the Kim Kardashian show the last decade Here she is with a Rolls Royce seat and words of Wisdom about all the HARD work she’s done.. Here is some ketamine weirdness of medicated rich kids…singing along to shitty rap songs… Garbage… The post Kylie Jenner’s Body is LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Skinny Legs of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale works out all the fucking time. She’s an inspiration to fat chicks everywhere. I rip into her everywhere for her ugly face, but shit, I’d take a hot body and an ugly, awkward looking face by Hollywood standards over a fat chick anyday, but then again I’d take anything with anything that remotely looks like a vagina…. I know she’s used to relate to other ugly girls and make them confident people, with integrity and self worth and a belief that they too can achieve anything they set their mind to, instead of down and out like ugly girls of yesteryear, who were willing to slut out with pretty much anyone, including me, to feel some level of acceptance and appreciation while letting me cum on their faces…and that’s annoying…but at least she’s also telling them they can’t do it fat…cuz fat is more disgusting that cross eyed or crooked noses… Here are her calves in tight pants that aren’t tight enough to hug her vagina – what a let down.

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Christina Ricci is a Picnic Table of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this outfit will excite the weird guy in the park, who everyone thinks is talking to himself, but who is actually talking to the picnic table, because he is convinced it is his girlfriend, but you only really learn that about him, when walking through the part after midnight, when he’s fucking the shit out of it, telling it how mad his mom will be that he’s doing this, and how sexy it is, and how good she feels against him, making for an awkward experience, that is hardly as awkward as Christina Ricci cutting off her tits intentionally cuz she thought they made her look fat, while now she just looks useless…..unless it was to make my friend in the park’s imaginary wife come to life…and thanks to her self-mutilation, she’s great the feed families off of…. I don’t know what I am saying here, but the point of this post was to say Christina Ricci fucking sucks and here are the pics to prove it.

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Model Tits in Pop Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

POP Magazine is one of those fashion magazines that gets bitches naked, unfortunately in this spread, they didn’t get Doutzen Kroes, even though she was there, and was the only model in the spread I wanted to see topless, but instead got this model built like a little boy, with shitty awkward looking tits, and for all the haters, who are going to email me bugging out about me hating little tits, you’re wrong, I love little tits, in fact I just spent half the morning watching little tit porn, I just don’t like it when it’s built all crooked and embarrassing….but I guess any girl who gets paid to get topless and isn’t ashamed is good for me….

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Blake Lively Bikini Body Does Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gossip Girls may have trained teenage girls to fuck, but I don’t watch it even if teaching teenagers to fuck is a good thing, except maybe for a the teenager I saw today pushing her baby in a stroller who had juice stains all over her welfare bought t-shirt, but I have a feeling gossip girl had nothing to do with her pregnancy, she looked too poor for TV and teenagers have been fucking long before the smut show Blake Lively is on has been on the air…but I am down with looking at these photoshopped pictures of awkward looking Blake Lively turned hot thanks to Vogue in her bikini, but mainly because it reminds me that summer is pretty much here. The shorts are shorter. Bitches are in bikini tops on the street. I’ve seen 3 nipples in the last 2 days and it’s not even that hot yet. Good things are to come…now all i need is a serious heat wave cuz I hear heat waves kill fat people and since my wife is fat, I figure, this may be my summer of freedom…and I can’t be sad cuz it’s what nature wanted…it was her destiny…but I’m rarely lucky enough to have things go my way but I’ll keep you posted…

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Immodesty Blaize is Some Burlesque Chick in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 2 Comments

I hate burlesque. It is just a bunch of fat chicks who get together and reflect on an era where fat chicks were considered hot because skinny chicks were usually poor or diseased and you were told to stay the fuck away from them

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Mariah Carey Cleavage in Concert of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Mariah Carey’s tits would be more impressive if they weren’t attached to a set of seriously broad fucking shoulders…..you know the only thing that impresses me about fat girl tits is when those fat girl tits are small and that only impresses me on a scientific level because it makes no fucking sense to me why her entire body can be so big, but the one thing you want to have big, as small and awkward looking, because they still have the same shitty sag and shape as fat girl tit cuz they are still fat girl tits just scaled down….not that you care. Pics via LFI