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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Unsexy for Xmas get Schooled By Stella of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are together again in some XMas pictures because I guess like cunty catty girls who are secretly jealous of each other but pretend to love each other because that’s just how girls are….and it would be far more glorious if they were touching tongues or scissoring each other…..this XMas themed Disney shit is weak sauce for some Disney amateur pornographer and her less famous friend she should have recruited to her dark side.. Luckily,younger more eager, hasn’t given up cuz she’s just starting, tween sister Stella Does Slutty Xmas better…probably cuz she’s learned from the best…not that Vanessa Hudgens nudes were the best…but she’s far better at it than most celebs cuz shit got her noticed….you know from a time she was more eager, passionate, and committed to being hot and scandalous before throwing in her furry little towel….

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Barbara Palvin’s Not Impressive in a Bikini of the Day

I hate to be a hater…actually I don’t hate being a hater at all..cuz the basis of my existence is hating…in as nice a way as possible…but this 18 year old Victoria’s Secret model who has been getting a ton of hype…from walking her first show…to banging Beiber all while confusing me as to where the evil geniuses at Victoria’s Secret even find a teen model to get in their lingerie…and now disappointing me with her bikini body that at 18 is not toned enough for my liking….or busty enough for those hips that can’t lie cuz they are too big…bt I guess at 18 she’s not done growing and this is just her awkward stage…..cuz here she is in a bikini…after what looks like a few too many Christmas dinners / fruitcakes…you know Kate Upton’s diet….cuz it works for Kate Upton….right?! For the record…to prevent hateful emails on this glorious XMAS Day…i realize she’s still a hot 18 year old…I just don’t buy into the hype…

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Alison Brie For Nylon of the Day

ALISON BRIE is on a show called Community that I have never watched…and she has also BEEN IN LINGERIE FOR GQ …..and HALF NAKED FOR COMPLEX ….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie…especially after looking at them being shown off in NYlon….I just wish things didn’t work for her and her birthday party clown gig turned to bachelor party entertainment…you know since she’s built for it…but sometimes things work out for people and they can figure out the legal way to prostitute themselves….godo job Alison Schermerhorn….

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Alison Brie For Nylon of the Day

Kush Chronic-les: Oprah Bobs-And-Weaves When A Fan Asks Her Point Blank If She Used To Be A Piff-Puffer Back In The Day!

Oprah Winfrey Dodges Questions About Smoking Grass Oprah used to “kiss the sky”??? Many famous and influential people have admitted to taking a toke of the ganja over the years. With 16 (plus D.C.) already allowing medical marijuana the stigma attached to the sticky-icky isn’t HALF as bad as it used to be. However, fear of tainting her brand had Oprah on skates as a man asked her straight up if she used to have a Jones for a Swisher Sweet. Peep the awkward and hilarious video on the flip.

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Kush Chronic-les: Oprah Bobs-And-Weaves When A Fan Asks Her Point Blank If She Used To Be A Piff-Puffer Back In The Day!

Young Jeezy Ft. Ne-Yo “Leave You Alone” [MUSIC VIDEO]

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Jeezy is caught up in a thug romance in the music video for his latest single “Leave You Alone” (ft. Ne-Yo). Check out Jeezy flexin’ his acting skills in this mini movie!!

Young Jeezy Ft. Ne-Yo “Leave You Alone” [MUSIC VIDEO]

Lil Kim: “Rocsi Tried To Get Disrespectful” On 106 & Park [VIDEO]

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Rocsi had another awkward moment on 106 & Park when she asked Lil’ Kim a question about Nicki Minaj. Apparently, Lil’ Kim is trying to move on and is tired of Nicki’s name always coming up. Watch the awkward moment and read what Lil’ Kim tweeted to her followers following the interview. After the show, Kim tweeted: “I want to take this time 2 say #TeamLilKim & all my fans that came out 2 106. I fucking love u guys. Y’all really turnt it up & represented. “Even when Rocsi tried to get disrespectful towards the end & ask an unappropriate irrelevant question.”

Lil Kim: “Rocsi Tried To Get Disrespectful” On 106 & Park [VIDEO]

Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks Hacked / Leaked Nude Pics of the Day

I hated Olivia Munn before today, so the fact that she’s making me turn on my computer to post her shitty leaked pictures, reallly hits close to home, because my hate was directed towards protecting the awkward virgin losers out there by letting them know she’s a fucking lie manipulating them…. I hated Christina Hendricks before because she is obese and big tits come with 75% of obese chicks and there is nothing hot about obese tits…stomach or ass…unless your black or unable to get pussy in the first place….but now I hate her cuz she’s making me hungry…and really I’ll stare at any tits for hours upon hours…. I don’t know how legit these are, or why they were leaked together, I just know they are both attention seekers and I also know that they happened…whatever they are….and you’ll probably want to do your nerd analysis while I go get daytime drunk…. Thanks to CELEBRIBABES for the morning text informing me that these exist….you prick…. Christina Hendricks Fat Fetish Porn: Olivia Munn Irritiating but Hot Bodied : The Evidence: Fuck yourself.

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TV (Non)Nudity Report: New Girl [PICS]

Zooey Deschanel might not be turning New Girl into Nude Girl any time soon (the show’s on FOX, after all), but last night she gave peepers something to look forward (or back- she bared boobs for a skinny-dipping scene in 2009’s Gigantic ) to. Zooey’s character has a new dude (played by Justin Long ) on the show, and in this awkward, hilarious scene she tries to light his fire with some misguided role play. First Zooey dons a stringy lingerie number and tries to seduce him with goofy-voiced dirty talk, and when that doesn’t work she throttles him, choking him until he literally runs from the room. Speaking of choking- we know a chicken that could use a good strangling…. More pics after the jump!

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TV (Non)Nudity Report: New Girl [PICS]

Regis Philbin: Shirtless For Snooki!

File this under Things You Didn’t Expect Today: Regis Philbin going all Sitch on Snooki. No, he didn’t discuss Snooki servicing him on live TV … but he did take his shirt off! The 80-year-old talk show host disrobed Thursday morning on Live with Regis and Kelly , exposing his pasty man parts in all their glory, leaving the pint-size Jersey Shore guidette princess speechless … if that’s even possible. Give the man credit for turning the tables on the oft-naked reality star … but when’s Kelly going to wear JWoww-style tops or show off straight vagine like Deena? That’s what we wanna know. Check out the awkward and hilarious Regis video here .

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VIDEO: Hugh Jackman, WWE Stars Spend 6+ Uncomfortable Minutes in the Ring

Do you know what WWE fans love? Like, really feel passionately about? Australian Tony Award winners. Just ask any of the 15,000 adrenaline junkies who showed up to see pro wrestlers like The Miz and R-Truth throw down at last night’s WWE Monday Night Raw and instead got… guest host Hugh Jackman shilling his upcoming robot boxing movie Real Steel ! Summon your steeliest nerves and click through to watch the awkward scripted WWE drama unfold below. Warning: You may be tempted to revoke Jackman’s Emmy.

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