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Rihanna Does Barbados of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know people in Barbados and they all fucking hate Rihanna. She was gutter…you know seriously low class poverty trash from a shanty before she started hooking at tourist hangouts, at least that’s what I was told by those people in Barbados… you know that she was offering foreigners her teen pussy for money, leading to a fairy tale princess career that her gutter whore ass could only dream of…but that has in turn given her this ridiculous ego that she brings back to Barbados a bunch of times a year, where she shows off to her old peers who never bothered with her, but more importantly, to get money and free land and all kinds of other shit by the government, cuz they feel she’s good for tourism….and the whole thing pisses everyone off, but yet she still has the balls to host some Parade shit, you know like the snobby cunt too good for you but to the power of 100, where she now stays in a fancy resort, and orders the staff around worse than the white people….and the whole thing is disgusting…but not as disgusting as her sloppy fucking gut as she half nakedly parties…back home as locals look at her with disappointment and disgust.

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Jenna Ushkowitz Goes for a Night Swim of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The thing people generally don’t realize is that these people who they see on TV, aren’t the characters they see on TV, but are actually little want to be famous sluts who want nothing more that the male attention, money and general acceptance from the world by being famous….So if I watched Glee and saw this awkward asian kid singing faggot songs of freedom with the gang of rejects you’d laugh at if you saw at the mall cuz they are so politically correct and diverse….which I don’t cuz I fear it will turn me into a homosexual…not to mention I hate everything it is and represents…but at least I’d know their cast was all whores, sluts, drug addicts, drunks behind their virgin nerd hustle… So here’s one of them doing some bikini shit for some shitty photographer who everyone thinks is trendy and cool now…name Tyler Shields…

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Cartoon: Obama Debates Obama

Posted on February 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Cartoon: Obama Debates Obama

Posted on February 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Mark Zuckerberg: Most Awkward SNL Guest Ever?

Posted on January 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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It was a pretty okay joke for Mark Zuckerberg to guest on SNL, coming on stage while host Jesse Eisenberg (who portrayed him negatively in Oscar nominee The Social Network) did his monologue. If their claim that they had never met before was true, it was a better joke. It would have been a really Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Flavorwire Discovery Date : 30/01/2011 17:58 Number of articles : 2

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Irina Shayk in her Lingerie of the Day

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk is some seriously wasted pussy because she’s fake dating some soccer player who is so past metrosexual that he’s just plain faggot. I guess it’s good for both of their careers and image because no one like a gay athlete, especially not Europeans who have man crushes on the guy, because it hits a little too close to home and will in-turn make them question their sexuality, making them hate him for getting them hard, when all they wanted to do was watch soccer….and because no one likes an unknown model who isn’t dating a pro athlete…it’s like the stamp of approval see needs, even though with an ass like that the only stamp I want to give her is with a hot iron to differentiate her from the other hot pussy I’m herding…That probably doesn’t make sense, but that’s ok, cuz either does this ethnic ass it is amazing…

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Happy Lesbian New Year of the Day

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing like ringing in the New Year to a bunch of lesbians in a fake marriage that God doesn’t recognize. New Years is overrated. People like to get excited about it, but it’s just another day. People pretend to have an amazing time with amazing plans, but it’s nothing by disappointment. Just like lesbianism. Here are some pics to ruin every lesbian fantasy you may have, cuz the core of lesbianism fucking sucks, and here is the awkward, middle-aged, raped or molested leading to penis hate Ellen and her opportunist latch on younger pussy Portia who isn’t really named Portia just how unnatural this loving relationship is… Happy New Year, even though I know it won’t be happy. Just like lesbianism. You fucking hippies…

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Raquel Welch is a 70 Year Old I Want to Fuck of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Raquel Welch is a 70 Year Old I Want to Fuck of the Day

I haven’t fucked someone over 70 in a long time….It was back when I worked at the old folks home and I wouldn’t really call it sex because the bitch was medicated, half asleep with a serious case of senility that made her forget who she was, which was the motivation behind choosing her, in an out of sight out of mind kinda thing that even if she woke up she’d have no idea what happened 3 minutes later and really it was a service to her cuz I knew she hadn’t fucked in a long time… The nice thing about that romantic experience was that I thought I’d need lube, but really the walls of her vagina were so parted, that I popped rigt in….The horrible thing was seeing what I saw everytime I opened my eyes, cuz old lady ass is not something that should be undressed… Unless of course it’s Raquel Welch, cuz she’s 70 and I’m in fucking love. I generally don’t like that plastic surgery, plastic emotionless face that makes bitches mainly in LA look like fucking aliens, but something was done right…she’s so good that I wouldn’t have to close my eyes and remember her 1960s stupid tits…I’d be happy with what was on my plate in front of me. Seriously….I could jerk off to these pics and she’s not doing anything in them…except for being a hot 70 year old..and for some reason her being 70….and reflecting on all that pussy has seen…and all the wisdom it garnered from its experiences is better than porn to me….

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Krysten Ritter and Natasha Alam at a Party of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Krysten Ritter and Natasha Alam at a Party of the Day

I don’t know who this awkward Katy Perry impersonator at a Drag Club lookin’ bitch is. I just know she’s in a movie with Rachel Bilson and Rachel Bilson is the fucking future now that she’s escaped that overbearing cunt she was going to marry. I also know she’s wearing a tight dress that really shows off her non existent titties which is exactly what I am looking for in a bitch who is trying to look like Katy Perry because the only good about Katy Perry is her tits…Unless of course she’s trying to really have her own look, style and identity, in which case I’m way off….and who really who cares….I don’t even know why I’m bothering posting this bitch…oh right…scroll down… There was some chick named Natasha Alam from Uzbekistan and I like her style, shit, I don’t know why she bothered wearing that dress, she probably shoulda just come out in her bra and panty set I know she strategically wore so no pussy or tit would be exposed, cuz that’s just how bitches who dress like this for attention are, they fucking suck at actually doing things that deserve getting attention, like masturbating in public or taking a shit for the paparazzi, cuz entertaining me is not their priority. Cunts.

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Things That Are Now Embarrassing to Search For on Google [Awkward]

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The new Google Instant guesses what you’re searching for while you’re typing, and retrieves results before you finish. It’s the T-9 of search engines . And it means buying an ” erector set ” will make everyone think you have ” erectile dysfunction .” More

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