Let’s be honest: most viewers tuned in to Sharknado 2 on Syfy last night just to take part in the ongoing Twitter conversation. And it didn’t disappoint, with a number of Sharknado 2 reactions cracking us up throughout the evening online. But it’s not as if the television movie itself didn’t also have a lot to offer in the way of completely ridiculous/awesome/terrible/memorable quotes and one-liners. We mean, come on. Any time Tara Reid has her hand replaced by a buzzsaw and Al Roker warns New York of an impending Sharknado, you know you’re watching a classic. Relive the best (worst?) quips from Sharknado 2 now: 11 Awesomely Terribly Quotes from Sharknado 2 1. Not Having Fun “Two of my friends were killed, I almost destroyed Los Angeles…. And, oh yeah, I almost got eaten by a shark. How much ‘fun’ do you think that was?”
Like the rest of the celebrity world, Lindsay Lohan is in the Spanish party capital of Ibiza at the moment. But while Orlando Bloom is there earning our undying respect by t hrowing punches at Justin Bieber , Linds is making headlines the only way she knows how – unfurling flaps of freckly flesh. That’s Lindsay preparing to board a jet ski. Don’t worry, she put safety first and strapped on a life vest, even though we’re sure her bloated liver could be classified as a flotation device at this point. Obviously, the real news here is the side boob, if it can be called that. These days, it looks as though Lindsay’s torso is more or less a series of mottled folds, with boobs indistinguishable from booze-belly rolls. The sight of Linds in a one-piece wetsuit thing is far less offensive than the Lohan bikini photos we showed you last week, but you should still be warned that prolonged exposure to this photo can result in malaise, paralysis, and, of course, this: Okay, so obviously we’re exaggerating the extent to which Lindsay has let herself go (somewhat), but only because it’s such a damn shame. Remember the Lindsay Lohan Playboy photos ? She was well into her decline at that point and still highly do-able! Don’t even get us started on the Mean Girls days! (Relax, she was 18.) Point being, we laugh at Lindsay’s physical and mental decomposition because what else can you do? She’s been effing up so long that the fact that she still believes that she can salvage her career is either incredibly funny or really sad at this point. So yeah, if we’re in a crying mood, we’ll Google “Gaza.” When we feel like laughing we’ll look to Lohan. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos! 1. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She’s certainly looked better!
Note to all Pit Bull critics: Please watch the following video. It features this breed of dog acting as loving and as gentle toward a diapered-baby as one possibly can, making the infant crack up with a tongue bath for the ages. It’s adorable. It’s sweet. And it should serve as a lesson to anyone who believes the worst about this type of canine: Baby Gets Tongue Bath from Pit Bull Babies, of course, have also been known to laugh at dogs eating popcorn and also at dogs eating bubbles . Does it get any cuter than this? It actually might. We present the following child/canine gallery as evidence: 12 Examples of Dogs and Babies Being Super Adorable 1. Dog Naps with Baby This is Beau and this is Theo. They have napped together ever since Beau was a newborn.
The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is not her ridiculous 33 year old body, or the fact that she’s been in a bikini showing it off the last week, or even that no one really knows what she is or what she has done but yet we still notice her, or that she’s got some prison tattoos that you’d expect to find on the lesbian raping you with a beer bottle in a back alley….The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is that she had her daughter when she was 19 and I fucking love teenage pregnancy, except when it is fat chicks who are pregnant because they no at a young age that it might just be their last chance to have a family cuz they are already bad and they are just gonna get worse, but for the most part, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that lets guys cum inside them for career advancement or the good life is porn to me…. Pics via Fame
