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Simon Monjack Laid to Rest Next to Brittany Murphy

Simon Monjack has been buried next to Brittany Murphy following a service attended by 75 friends and family members at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in L.A. “It was Simon’s wish to be laid to rest next to her,” said family spokesman Roger Neal at the private orthodox Jewish service. Monjack died on Sunday night. The got to be together one last time as a rendition of Murphy singing a rendition of “Smile,” featuring Simon Monjack on the piano, was played to mourners. A photo of the couple also sat on Monjack’s casket. Tragically and appropriately, Simon and Brittany are together again . “Sharon (Brittany’s mom) was strong and spoke at the service about how much she loved Simon, and how now Simon and Brittany are together,” added Neal. “She told them, ‘I’ll miss you my babies.’ She is understandably feeling devastated by the loss of a daughter and a son-in-law in the space of six months.” Monjack died in the house he shared with Murphy and her mother, who called 911 after finding both of them unconscious in the same room, months apart. The preliminary cause of death for Simon has been listed as natural causes, not a drug overdose , though the L.A. Coroner’s office is conducting an autopsy. Rest in peace, Simon and Brittany.

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Adriana Lima’s Mom Tits for Spanish Vogue of the Day

Unlike her counterparts, like Gisele and Alessandra Ambrosio, who seem to have thought getting knocked up together was a great idea so their babies could grow up together, like they used to model together, Adriana Lima, the hottest of the three, clearly didn’t bounce back as proper as the other girls, but then again, there is no proof that Gisele even has a vagina so her post-pregnancy body isn’t a post-pregnancy body and Ambrosio could just be a freak of nature, where as Lima covering her gut and showing off milk-filled tits, is the way motherhood is supposed to look and I can look past it but just because Adriana Lima will always be that Virgin Catholic girl in lingerie to me…. The same issue featured some model named Masha Novoselova showing some nipple, continuing to prove that fashion mags are good for under-the-radar masturbation…. No I didn’t just raid my wife’s Vogue Spanish Vogue issue, my wife doesn’t read fashion magazines, her idea of being fashionable is not having half her fat ass hanging out of her elastic waistband pants….

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‘Troubadour, Wenches’ Rap Video Gets Medieval on the Mic

Filed under: Videos , Music If you like your rap with references to Ovid and Chaucer, you’ll love a new medieval rap video called ‘ Troubador, Wenches .’ It features a troubadour who kicks it old-school — like, early 12th century old — about money, women and booze. The starring role is played by a guy called Soce the Elemental Wizard, who delivers lines like: Set some ladies’ loins on fire All the babies you will sire Ale and wenches, Proven Continue reading

Pew Pew Pew – The Greatest Lasers in Internet History (Photos and Videos)

Filed under: Humor , Videos , Photos , Art / Design Lasers are an awesome upgrade to almost any situation. You could fire laser beams out of anything and it’d be mildly amusing for a little while. Let’s take a laser-guided look at some of the more popular lasers in the history of the internet. Every day you see something and probably think, “Needs more lasers!” Well, the internet has all kinds of lasers — it’s like you’re standing on the sun and staring into the eyes of the mutant Cyclops. Lasers are great for single topic blogs, concerts and holiday videos. The only thing cooler would be laser beams with lasers shooting out of them. If you’ve seen other epic lasers on the internet, send us a tip or link them in the comments. Hundreds of Laser Pointers and The Flaming Lips (Est. 2006) During a concert in 2006, The Flaming Lips combined a sweet glowing orb with laser pointers. The video result is known to the web as “Jet Threads of the Red Sun.” Laser Harps (e.g., Beamz ) Block the beam and cue a sound. Add in some elaborate hand movements, a little bit of posing and in no time you’ll have an infectiously cheesy stage act. Jean Michel Jarre in concert. Beamz LASER PORTRAITS (Est. Sept. 2008) The official title is “We have Lasers!!!!!!,” but this Tumblr from our Urlbot Lindsey does the noble job of collecting embarrassing laser portraits. The go-to premiere background for School Picture Day in the 80s and 90s was the laser effect. Sure, you could get the plain gray background, but for just a few bucks more you could have lasers! These hip kids couldn’t pass up the explosive punch of lasers. Dino-Riders (Est. 1988) Only 14 episodes of Dino-Riders were produced, but this image will live on forever as one of The Awesomest Things That Will Ever Exist. Pew Pew Pew (Est. 2006) Pew Pew Pew is an onomatopoeia for the sound lasers make in pop culture. Babies With Laser Eyes (Est. Feb. 2010) It may be the stuff of science fiction, but babies with laser eyes could become a reality if women aren’t careful about what they eat during pregnancy. If babies start to come out of the womb emitting blinding light from their eyes, we can all look back at this blog to see the moment when laser babies started to take over the world. Shoop Da Whoop ” IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER ” (Est. 2006) Boooooooom! This image meme consists of a Dragonball Z character named Cell superimposed on pics and videos, shouting “SHOOP DA WHOOP,” “IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER.” The Original Dragonball Z version The Meme-ified Version Robot Dinosaurs [The G ame] (Est. Apr. 2009) They really do shoot beams when they roar. Animals Shooting Lasers [Videos] (Est. 2010) Lasers videos have the advantage of also including awesome sound effects. This immaculate video collection features lasers shooting out of cats, cockatiels and chinchillas. LASERT*TS NSFW! (Est. Mar. 2010) This NSFW site is an incredibly obvious addition to the laser lexicon that we’re surprised hasn’t existed before this year. Certainly some young entrepreneur with a vision for single topic blogs will take this idea to the next logical NSFW location. Laser Cats (Est. Apr. 2006) These SNL Digital Shorts capitalized on the cross-breeding of lasers and cats. “There are two things that everyone loves, cats and lasers!” The cat obsessed internet kind of loved it. Laser Sailing This is the most misleading and disappointing use of lasers ever created. Share Continue reading

Ingrid Vandebosch haircut picture

“It hides the right stuff — my arms, my belly, my legs,” the model Ingrid Vandebosch, 39, told us Moms Babies of her Kaufman Franco dress, which she accessorized with jewels from Cartier. A flowing gown kept Ingrid Vandebosch#39;s bump practically under wraps at the Costume Institute Gala, held at Metropolitan Museum of Art. Due the first week of August with a boy, Vandebosch and husband Jeff Gordon are preparing for the arrival of their son, who will join big sister Ella Sofia, 2½. “I don’t

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Alana de la Garza is pregent

Alana de la Garza,Moms Babies chatted with the actress, 33, about how she’s feeling, her thoughts on baby names and got the scoop on if her LO character, A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa, will be expecting as well. There’s a baby on the way for Law Order star Alana de la Garza and husband Michael Roberts! The couple, who wed in May 2008, confirm that they’ll welcome their first child in October. Click below to read our interview! Congratulations! How have you been feeling? I have been extremely luc

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Renee Zellweger is Not Human of the Day

It is always a mystery to me when I see ugly women trying to be sexy. It just doesn’t make sense to me. It’s like do they not own fucking mirrors in their house, or are they just that delusional that they think it’s okay to not leave their house wearing a fucking mask….but instead wear some sheer bullshit like she’s got a pussy we would want to fuck…but not as big of a mystery as the fact this monster gets fucking jobs in the entertainment industry, and I’m not talking jobs playing they weird inbred neighbor, or the alien coming to eat our babies, but as a leading lady and there’s really something wrong with that… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Current TV Meets Mini Daddy

Mini Daddy spent an afternoon with me in Monterrey, Mexico. We talked about his viral video “El Ni

Octomom Nadya Suleman Expressed Refusal For A Reality TV Show

foxnews Known as the OCTOMOM in the media, Nadya Suleman feels that the moniker makes her like a “carnival attracttion”. In the Oprah Winfrey Show, Suleman – who gave birth to eight live newborns last January 2009 — said she would never allow her children to be the subject of the reality show. Via satellite from Studio City in California, Suleman spoke to Oprah and said she takes full responsibility for providing for her children, the oldest of which is 8. She called “Octomom” a fictional character that “completely is the antithesis of who I am as a person.” “That’s exactly what Octomom is, a carnival attraction,” Suleman said. Cameras have been trailing the Sulemans almost 24 hours a day.  Pictures were taken irrepressibly.  Trip to the park, Nadya giving her babies baths, reading to them and feeding them. All eight babies sat at a special table together as they ate. Suleman was shown running down the stairs with a bottle in hand. Suleman told Queen of Talk Winfrey that she would never participate in a reality television show. “That robs them of their childhood and I think it’s borderline abusive,” Suleman said. Last June, Suleman’s lawyer said she had signed a deal to star in a reality television series to be filmed by the Netherlands-based production company Eyeworks. Attorney Jeff Czech said instead of following the family 24 hours a day the show would document certain milestones. Court filings in Los Angeles show the company has sought to dismiss its petition for contracts that would pay Suleman’s children $250 a day for being in the series. Entertainment contracts involving children in California must receive a judge’s approval. Octomom Nadya Suleman Expressed Refusal For A Reality TV Show is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Justin Bieber, Tina Fey Make A Dynamic Duo On ‘Saturday Night Live’

‘He was one of the babies in ‘Baby Mama,’ Fey jokes about teen sensation. By Josh Wigler Justin Bieber performs on “Saturday Night Live” Photo: NBC Justin Bieber was this week’s musical guest on “Saturday Night Live,” but the teen sensation’s appearance went far beyond that. In fact, Bieber practically acted as a co-host for Tina Fey by energetically participating in several of the show’s skits. Bieber made his debut during Fey’s opening monologue. The “30 Rock” star joked that she’d noticed an unusual amount of young female fans throughout the week’s preparations for the show. “I must be more of a role model than I thought,” she deadpanned before acknowledging that the fan base had actually gathered for Bieber. “He was one of the babies in ‘Baby Mama’ — two years ago,” she joked about her past association with the singer. Bieber then joined Fey on stage for a brief rendition of “I’m Every Woman” (a hit for both Chaka Khan and Whitney Houston), which was used to comically demonstrate how Fey juggles her responsibilities on “30 Rock,” “Date Night” and other creative endeavors, including her guest stint on “SNL.” Later, Bieber starred in a skit as Jason Deeps, a C+ student in Tina Fey’s fictional high-school science class. Fey’s teacher character constantly fantasized about Bieber’s character, a student she described as “a dreamy Christmas elf” who looked like “a baby bunny sniffing a tiny flower.” In response, Bieber’s Deeps flirted with Fey — presumably setting young hearts aflutter across the country — and sang her a variety of fantasy songs, during which he promised to “buy her a Panini and some spanks to make her teeny.” Immediately thereafter, Bieber hit the stage for an energetic performance of “Baby,” the hit single from his My World 2.0. LP . Accompanied by a group of dancers, Bieber did a solid job on the song’s rap section , performed by Ludacris on the record. For his second performance, Bieber sang “U Smile.” At the end of the song, Bieber told Fey that every time she smiles, he smiles. In addition to Bieber’s contributions, the “Saturday Night Live” gang lampooned several hot topics including Jesse James’ alleged infidelity towards Sandra Bullock, Tiger Woods’ recent return to golf and President Barack Obama’s 2010 Census Form. Fey also reprised her famous impersonation of Sarah Palin, pretending to launch an Oprah Winfrey-inspired television network with programs such as “Are You Smarter Than a Half-Term Governor,” “That’s So Palin” and “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.” The Fey-Bieber lovefest concluded with a big hug during the show’s finale. What did you think of Justin Bieber’s appearances on “Saturday Night Live”? Let us know in the comments below! Related Artists Justin Bieber

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