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Miley Cyrus Naked in Bed of the Day

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 1:24am PST I would rather this be the porn parody of Miley Cyrus, Miley Thigh-Rus, with spread legs, making a nude in bed selfie matter, but I’ll accept this from Miley Cyrus, better named Miley Virus, because she’s a cancer on the youth, but I guess that’s why I like her…you see – I like all evil… Here she is pinching her nipples on her birthday

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Daiana Finizio for Marco Michieletto of the Day

I don’t know who this Daiana Finizio is… I just know that she had her picture taken by Marco Michieletto I don’t know who Marco Michieletto is. I just know he took pictures of Daiana Finizio … Fascinating…

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Daiana Finizio for Marco Michieletto of the Day

Shia LaBeouf’s One Hour Long Silent Interview of the Day

Shia LaBeouf is interesting. People talk about him, I don’t hate him, especially not after things like this 1 hour long silent interview, that over 200,000 people have watched, because it’s genius, hilarious, and fucking with the system, and I am all for people fucking with the system, becoming their own brand of crazy, instead of conforming and sucking the media’s dick. This is as punk rock as a spoiled rich celebrity can get, so take it in. The world is a weird place…maybe there is still hope for us….even if turning to Shia LaBeouf for hope in and of itself seems like we are doomed…thank god.

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Aubrey O’Day Big Tits for Thanksgivng of the Day

Her name is Aubrey O’Day. For a minute she fucked black dudes like Diddy. He owned her music career, it only made sense, and it allowed her to eat everything in site, to balance out her big tits, with a big ass to match…it was a marketing strategy that didn’t really stick, so she went back to white dudes, got back in shape, but thanks to breast implants, still has fake tits, and more confidence than before, now that she is fit, and even more willing to show off, even though she still showed off when she was fat… Doesn’t matter, because a fit Aubrey O’Day, is still garbage, but better than before, reminding everyone that when you are shit, lose weight, and you’ll be less offensive shit… Here’s her post thanksgiving self-shot smut…

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Top 10 Kat Dennings is Less Fat of the Day

#452338232 / gettyimages.com I guess someone’s realized that she was a bit of a cow…and no one likes cows…because she showed up to an event and looked like cow-like… #452324998 / gettyimages.com Maybe the black dress is slimming… #452324990 / gettyimages.com The cleavage used to balance out the rest of her – giving a focal point for us not to see the rest of the slop… #452315012 / gettyimages.com Maybe she’s doing the hands on her hips pose – that’s what all fat celebs do to look like they have a waist #452315016 / gettyimages.com Nope…that’s not it…I guess ….the spanx are on tight…or maybe..just maybe…she got a cook, trainer and put in some effort to be healthy and fit – cuz no one like fat chicks – not even fat chicks…we only celebrate their tits because that’s all they got going for them… I still prefer her nude selfies that her legal team made me take down YEARS ago, back when she was trying to get famous and succeeding… I don’t have them on the site anymore, but I am sure you can google them to see her at her prime…before money and fame changed her… MORE PICS HERE

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Ashley Tisdale Isn’t Awful From Behind of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has ugly face watch doesn’t matter…you don’t have to deal with it when you’re staring at her ass…which could be a better ass…you know based on all her fitness…but I guess she’s been letting herself go now that she’s found love and realizes that she’s a second rate Selena Gomez/Vanessa Hudgens cuz she lacks the ethnic vibe but more importantly cuz she’s got a wonky face…a face you don’t have to deal with when you’re staring at her from behind…..

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Hayden Panettiere Hot for Valentine’s Day

Hayden Panettiere getting fake tits to balance out her broad manly back…was a pretty good strategy…cuz no one likes a gymnast body that doesn’t get its period…except maybe closet cases and her countless fans….who were weirdly obsessed with her long before she started posing for instagram like some weird rich housewife from Texas on her 20th wedding anniversary, in what would normally be considered tacky if her gown wasn’t 20,000 dollars….you get the new money vibe I’m talking…I mean unless you’re too busy staring at her new titties…cuz with new titties comes a period of acceptance…and getting used to them…all this to say…this pic is hot….

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