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Lindsay Lohan is Amazing at the Scary Movie Premiere of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan, despite all the botox, is amazing and I’m not just saying that because I love emotionally damaged women who look beat the fuck up, sad, and in need of being saved by a pervert like me, all ready to pounce on them, because the fact is, no matter how broken Lohan is, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she still makes a lot of money, lives the celebrity life of luxury, so fuck her and her problems and fuck anyone who feels sorry for this trainwreck, she’s the only with the last laugh, because she’s still fucking Lindsay Lohan, something I’d like to be doing, without a condom, like I was Sam Ronson’s dick. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan is Amazing at the Scary Movie Premiere of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan, despite all the botox, is amazing and I’m not just saying that because I love emotionally damaged women who look beat the fuck up, sad, and in need of being saved by a pervert like me, all ready to pounce on them, because the fact is, no matter how broken Lohan is, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she still makes a lot of money, lives the celebrity life of luxury, so fuck her and her problems and fuck anyone who feels sorry for this trainwreck, she’s the only with the last laugh, because she’s still fucking Lindsay Lohan, something I’d like to be doing, without a condom, like I was Sam Ronson’s dick. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Irina Shayk Pretty Amazing in this Spring Campaign of the Day

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This is a hot shoot for some clothing company’s spring campaign, and not because there’s some Euro trash dude in a speedo, something I am sure Irina Shayk is used to, dating a homosexual soccer player, who probably likes these guys around you know, to play with his balls, making this one of her only homo friendly shoots, that he probably put her up to, cuz it’s wrong when a dude can’t jerk off to pics of his wife when she looks like this, so now, thanks to a technicality, he can. Her male order bride gig is finally more fulfilling…cuz instead of being a front for hiding gayness, she’s actually wanted by the pervert who bought her.

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Irina Shayk Pretty Amazing in this Spring Campaign of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a hot shoot for some clothing company’s spring campaign, and not because there’s some Euro trash dude in a speedo, something I am sure Irina Shayk is used to, dating a homosexual soccer player, who probably likes these guys around you know, to play with his balls, making this one of her only homo friendly shoots, that he probably put her up to, cuz it’s wrong when a dude can’t jerk off to pics of his wife when she looks like this, so now, thanks to a technicality, he can. Her male order bride gig is finally more fulfilling…cuz instead of being a front for hiding gayness, she’s actually wanted by the pervert who bought her.

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Miranda Kerr Topless for Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria’s Secret ad that they aren’t payine me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, especially when you’re an evil billion dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, cuz you know you have us by the balls with the hot girls cast alone, making me angry on so many levels, even when staring at pretty hot model ass half naked…because I know I’m being seduced by the fucking devil… Here’s the ad….

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Early Press Go Bonkers for Transformers: Dark of the Moon Footage

Posted on April 16, 2011 by | Leave a comment

A handful of online press got a sneak peek at Paramount’s Transformers: Dark of the Moon the other day, complete with face time with Michael Bay himself. Alas, Movieline was not in attendance, so we’ll have to take these other folks’ word for it and assume Transformers 3 could be the balls-out, insane, eyeball-searing giant robot war movie to end all giant robot war movies! Right, guys?!

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Traci Dinwiddie and Necar Zagedan Tits in Elena Undone of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Elena Undone…but after reading the Synposis…I can’t believe I let this one pass me by without having seen it so many times I know it by heart…. Fate brings two diversely different women together, and sets them on a collision course that will shatter their preconceived notions about love, life and the power of one’s soul. This is some straight to DVD smut that I can’t believe actually happened, before remembering how shit Hollywood quality control is, but at least they had naked bitches in love…I mean, how could a movie suck when it has as much depth as a college party with girls looking for male attention… This movie stars the Traci Dinwiddie better known as Bo Ho Chic / Sam the Waitress in an episode of Dawson’s Creek and Necar Zagedan better known as Salumeh Farooq in an episode of CSI Miami….naked and kissing… All this to say, lesbianism is dull on all levels…except maybe when it takes place on my dick….but this clip is okay cuz there’s tits and that’s all it takes for me. Too bad I ruined this movie you’d never see by showing the best parts….

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Britney Spears’ New Video of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney released a new video and apparently it’s a big deal…It’s just another mainstream commercial smut that was puked up and ejaculated on after being shat out by the record labels cuz they know this brand has its audience by the balls. She looks horrible, thick necked and in underwear, the song is shit, the video shit, filled with product placement, from PlentyofFish, to Sony, to Her own line of perfume, cuz that’s all this bitch is, a tool to sell garbage…but I’m posting it anyway, mainly cuz watching Britney beat herself up in front of her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video is almost pornographic, especially if it ends in death… Who cares. Oh right. Everyone and I have no idea why. Move on people. This is desperate and sad. Let her be a mom and age gracefully instead of humilating herself like this. Seriously.

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Britney Spears’ New Video of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney released a new video and apparently it’s a big deal…It’s just another mainstream commercial smut that was puked up and ejaculated on after being shat out by the record labels cuz they know this brand has its audience by the balls. She looks horrible, thick necked and in underwear, the song is shit, the video shit, filled with product placement, from PlentyofFish, to Sony, to Her own line of perfume, cuz that’s all this bitch is, a tool to sell garbage…but I’m posting it anyway, mainly cuz watching Britney beat herself up in front of her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video is almost pornographic, especially if it ends in death… Who cares. Oh right. Everyone and I have no idea why. Move on people. This is desperate and sad. Let her be a mom and age gracefully instead of humilating herself like this. Seriously.

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Some Morning Man Banger

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willis McGahee’s treatment of women might be a little questionable, but he’s got a redeeming factor: he’s all for the ethical treatment of animals. Willis is the latest artists to rock nothing but tats for PETA’s “Ink Not Mink” campaign. Here’s his full poster. And he can talk too. We’re still trying to understand the use of football players in this campaign: yeah, PETA’s giving them synthetic balls. But what about the balls these guys handle every at every practice and in every game?

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