Jodie Marsh is in Barbados…doing the rounds like she was Rihanna….you know hitting all the luxurious spots….cuz she’s just a ball of fucking class….now that she has money….and I am only doing it because I have a love for Barbados and feel as though I should promote their lovely beaches…but more importantly…because I love this kind of fake titty stripper trash who should be a gutter porn star, the kind who takes 50 cocks at a time, but who is instead just some trash who gets half naked for money long enough for it to make her a name that can go to luxurious places and not get kicked out for being inappropriate…and disgusting.. She’s old..she’s haggard…she’s amazing…and she’s done TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
If Rihanna can find time to stop Tweeting photos of herself pantsless , Simon Cowell may have a job for her. With L.A. Reid announcing his departure from The X Factor , at least one spot on next season’s judging table will be vacant – and The Sun says Cowell hopes it can be filled by Rihanna. “Simon is a huge admirer of Rihanna and knows she’s star quality,” a source tells the newspaper. “As well as bringing an aura to the panel thanks to her current standing in music, she is also feisty and will make great TV. Simon loves these sort of characters.” Rihanna is a Barbados native and Cowell often vacations there around the holidays, the insider adds. Expect a meeting to take place over the next few weeks. But should it? Do you think Rihanna would make a strong X Factor judge? Heck yes! No way! View Poll »
Ah boy… Rihanna Allegedly Taking Chris Brown To Barbados For New Years Eve Via The Sun The 24-year-old singer has booked a plush five-star villa on the exclusive Gold Coast area of the tropical island for a “bonding holiday”. She hopes Brown — who left her battered and bruised in a vicious assault in 2009 — will be able to convince her close circle that he’s a changed man. And Rihanna wants to persuade them that — despite fierce criticism — she was right to take him back. The star has also planned for Brown’s mother to fly out so the two sets of families can spend time together. So basically Robyn wants to convince her friends and fam that Chris isn’t the woman-beating azzhole that we all know he is. Good luck with that… A source said: “The more the public criticise Rihanna for getting back with Chris, the more determined she is to do whatever she wants. “While no one else can understand it, she’s convinced that Chris is the love of her life and her soulmate and that they’re simply meant to be together. “She’s booked him and his mum into a five-star villa in Barbados over New Year so they can all get some downtime with her family. “But they’re unrepentant and they want to show the whole world that they’ve moved on from what happened in 2009.” Chris Brown + Rihanna + NYE on a tropical island + sticky-icky + champagne = BABY! Image via Twitter
Keira Knightley is posing strategically topless for Allure UK…because I guess it makes sense to feature her topless for en editorial on her…you know all artistic…representing how the magazine is peeling the layers of her character to get us to her core….in what makes absolutely no sense whatsoever…and that I just made up as an excuse for the nude pics…..when really it’s all designed to get them some fucking attention…to sell copies…cuz no one buys magazines anymore….cuz shooting her in a fucking snow-suit won’t get people to notice…but shooting her topless makes the world go nuts… The world is filled with perverts…sex sells…but only some of us are punished for it… Not that I’m complaining about this…I like bare back as much as the next guy….. I’m just complaining that I’m considered a porn site cuz I post pics these assholes take….when these assholes make millions off the same pics.
The main thing I like about Rihanna is that she does these sleazy fashion shoots…where she’s sexed up and half naked…and it feels pretty authentic…like she likes being topless in pictures…like she wants people jerking off to her…like being at the fucking top is just more reason for her to show more skin to more eyeballs..cuz that is what gets her off… I mean she doesn’t need to be doing this, she could already own the entire island of Barbados she’s from and make herself Queen….where all the locals worship her….she’s that fucking rich….but she wants to do it…and I know this because when she’s not being featured in magazines…she’s shooting pics herself for social media… Maybe she was molested as a child….Maybe I don’t care…and either should she…. She’s won at life and I like the way she’s giving back….
Haley Joel Osment is an interesting child star because he has become Emily Osment…. You know most child stars, when they are no longer cute or interesting to the public, you know after puberty….turn to drugs and self-destruction to deal with the rejection the world has thrown there way…but this proactive young man…said…you know what…I’m gonna do this girl thing cuz life is way easier for girls..girls don’t even have to be hot or pretty…they just have to be willing to get half naked… So here he is promoting himself in a bikini for his instagram….unless this is actually his “sister” and not just a front…but how would you explain them never being in the same room, at the same event, or in the same picture…. Exactly.
Rihanna has a fun instaram…from low quality…almost ghetto promo pics for Barbados…featuring parts of her…like her ass….and titties…along with nonsense captions….to her in a bikini showing off her decent at best body….to her controversial naked in bed with a wedding veil on picture from the day after Halloween….this girl…in all her craziness that was bound to happen…since being a ghetto, poor girl in the islands prior to being the biggest fucking thing ever….fucks a person up….and at least it fucked her up in a half naked way….I mean her life is crazier than a fucking lottery win….and she’s probably torn from all angles trying to make sense of it…especially since she’s all uneducated on top of it…so getting beat up and beating up….to telling us all to fuck ourselves..then producing pics to help us fuck ourselves…make Rihanna pretty fucking special to me….probably the best thing pop culture has to offer…and we should thank her for that via our collective masturbation.
RihRih gave him them “bajan blisters?!?” Man Sues Rihanna For $10 Million Because She Gave Him Herpes A fake azz lawsuit has been filed in federal court, the troublemaker claims to be Chris Brown and he’s filed a crazy lawsuit against Rihanna . Via TMZ reports : TMZ has obtained the documents, filed in U.S. District Court in Tennessee … in which “Chris Brown” is requesting a restraining order against Rihanna because he fears she will cause him bodily harm. The suit contains the following (completely untrue) allegations: – “[Rihanna] gave me herpes and then when I threatened to file a lawsuit against her for not telling me she was infested with genital blisters she began to hit herself in the face and throw herself into walls just as Jim Carrey did in the movie ‘Liar, Liar.” “Then she turned around and blamed me for the matter as a form of punishment.” – “I woke up with three blisters on my penis … this isn’t just a regular case of American herpes, this is a case of Herpes from Barbados, which is most likely lethal.” The accuser is demanding $10 million … along with “a restraining order against Rihanna and her case of genital herpes immediately.” TMZ broke the story … someone claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father filed another bogus lawsuit in Michigan — accusing Justin Bieber of stealing his credit card for a penis enlargement. Clearly, the allegations contained in the lawsuits are completely untrue … and if the culprit is identified, he or she could be punished by the judge. What kind of fawkery is this?!? The attorneys behind these kinds of lawsuits need that have their law licenses revoked! Just because you can sue, doesn’t mean you should. Epic lawsuit trolling strikes again.
We already knew he wasn’t isht! Fantasia Barrino has long maintained that her baby daddy Antwaun Cook had split from his wife by the time they started dating, but new court documents prove otherwise. According to RadarOnline reports : Antwaun’s estranged wife, Paula Cook, filed court documents in August 2010 claiming her husband began a “covert adulterous affair” with Fantasia in August 2009 — a claim which both Antwaun and Fantasia vehemently denied. Photos first emerged of Fantasia and Antwaun getting hot and heavy in the Barbados in January, 2010, which is a full six months before he admitted the separation with his wife in court documents filed in North Carolina. “The parties consent and agree that Palintiff [Paula] and Defendant [Antwaun] are husband and wife having been lawfully married to each other on October 1, 2005 and separated on June 16, 2010,” the docs state. By consenting to the date of separation being June 2010, Antwaun is admitting that he cheated on his wife with Fantasia. During the earlier court proceedings, Fantasia, 28, was forced to admit private details about her relationship with Antwaun, including an abortion around the same time as her failed suicide attempt before they got pregnant again and had a baby boy last December. Given Antwaun’s admission of adultery, if his estranged wife desired to do so she would now legally sue Fantasia for Alienation of Affection, which is a North Carolina law in which one can sue the third party who “alienates” the affections of one spouse from the other spouse. Just last year an unnamed jilted wife was awarded a $30 million “bench verdict” and the year before a $5.9 million case was awarded to the innocent spouse. This is STILL a hot azz mess! Will Paula sue Fanny for stealing her piece of isht ex-hubby? When are people going to learn that sometimes it’s better to take their time and move slowly. Antwaun and Fanny jumped right into a new “family” and now they might have to literally pay the consequences for their shady actions SMH.
The fashion industry confuses me. It is like a cool kids club run by people who aren’t cool, who are always seeking the next starlet or muse or inspiration or designer, who is really is no different than anyone else, but to these latch ons, who pretend to be trend setters and important, is a genius….I don’t get why some people are considered more important than others….and I guess I don’t have to…cuz I’m just into the models and their toplessness….even when in movies that are weird for the sake of being weird…obscure and arty for the sake of being obscure and arty….that I know people who watched it were like “that’s fantastic, genius, revolutionary”….while the guy who made it is either playing it up like he’s the next big thing in fashion film….or laughing at how retarded people are…in the fashion circle jerk of losers who don’t know what is important in life. That said, here’s Eniko, a model I like seeing topless, doing some topless shit in video…
