Splash News Angela Simmons Hits Up Bimini For Vacation With her bad boy baby daddy in the rearview , Angela Simmons packed up Sutton Jr. and headed to the islands. Looks like Bimini for the win guys. Hard to blame her while we deal with the Bombcyclone storm back here in the states. Hit the flip for more photos
Jessica Simpson has a billion dollar clothing brand that she built off a billion dollar record / music and reality TV star career….and in keeping her brand name alive she sometimes is forced into doing shoots for the site…you know “Push them products, the fat chicks who buy this garbage want to see her, that’s why they wear her name on their plus sized elastic waistband pants”….so now that she’s not fat and there is photoshop they make her get her sloppy mom body in a one piece…that is not as bad as it was thanks to a million dollar Weight Watchers campaign, ut that is still fucking busty even though they photoshop the shit out of it…and they use some lookalike Jessica Simpson, still youthful, for all the other fucking pics… So these are the three that made the cut to make the brand seem relevant and alive and to make Jessica Simpson seem connected to connect with the trash who buy this shit..and there’s a lot of trash who buy this shit…. Video: The post Jessica Simpson in a Biking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna is not just a pop tart who sings other people’s songs pretty fucking badly, but in a really fucking marketable way, thanks to being from the Islands and just going along with this whole winning at life thing… But she also sits with Sunglass designers at Dior and says which of the 50 designs they present her are her favorite – in an hour long meeting – so that they can come up with the Marketing hook that Rihanna designed these glasses, as the girl who actually designed the glasses sits at home crying as she drinks a bottle of wine she can barely afford from her shitty junior designer job…making herself feel better about things because “Rihanna chose one of my designs out of the 50, that means I am good, right?”….no credit when you work for vapid celebs who everyone wants to ride the name of… Rihanna also modeled the glasses she “designed”…so versatile.. The post Rihanna Models Sunglasses for DIOR of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna may be showing her nipples leaving some LA club….and no one cares if those are nipples or not…we’ve all seen her topless over and over again.. I know the real fascinating thing in all this is that a black woman from the Islands can become the biggest thing in America besides Beyonce, and is actually the reason for Beyonce, because Beyonce stepped up her shit to compete with Rihanna even though Rihanna helped buy the engagement ring…unless Beyonce paid for it herself, it’s part of her storyline.. Way better than working the plantation!! To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Rihanna from a Weird Angle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Category 5 Cyclone ‘Winston’ Terrorizes Australians This Weekend According to NBC New York , NASA detected a massive cyclone headed toward the island of Fiji this weekend. Officials declared a state of emergency as well as a public curfew in hopes of allowing residents to brace themselves for this terrifying storm. The storm which has been named ‘Cyclone Winston’, attacked the islands this morning around 2am and is being recorded as the most powerful storm ever to hit the Southern Hemisphere. CNN has reported wind gusts nearing 200 miles per hour, however there has been only 1 reported casualty. Hopefully, things stay that way. You can get more information and/or donate to Red Cross to help the disaster relief.
Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I guess has a similar story as Rihanna…you know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing in the islands…because he knew he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage… I’ve barely heard of her before, but the photographer, David Bellemere, is some pervert from France, where the word pervert is interchangeable with FRENCH, because sex, it’s part of their culture….and he’s done some pretty great shoots for LUI magazine…and other shit…you should look him up.. Back to Cora Emmanuel and her mixed race, amazing look…and by look I mean booty…which may not be saying much, since everyone has a fucking booty these days thanks to instagram diets and exercise, but this booty is in magazines, and on a tall skinny model, so it’s better…society decided that not me… Except in picture 6…I don’t know what’s going on there..but it’s weird… I am not sure how many animals died in the making of this shoot…but I know that not that many babies will, because even if you jerk off to this, and you won’t since it is tame and ethnic, it’s not like any bitch is dumb enough to let you cum in her, or to let you breed…right.. The post Cora Emmanuel for ELLE US by David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Catalog pics are the fucking best. I mean taking a 29 year old Brazilian model who has been in Sports Illustrated and putting her in shitty clothes, posing her in shitty ways, shooting her from shitty angles that focus primarily on selling the shitty clothes…that she’s fucking awesome.. I mean, it’s not like at her level of model fame, or even at her old model age, she wouldn’t put some effort in and get naked, maybe even spread her vagina for a photographer, I mean none of us would want that, when we can just google vaginas on the internet, and save Raica Oliveira for posing in garbage…am I right?
Rihanna posted some crackhead videos of her in this outfit that she has since removed and I don’t have a copy of because I got my own life to live and it doesn’t mean sitting on ac computer documenting and saving all of Rihanna’s crazy self-produced work…even if I wouldn’t mind if my life consisted of that, since I think Rihanna is amazing…but not quite as amazing as the meltdown we all know is going to happen, because she’s too famous for her own good and the Illuminati always try to squash that by feeding their messengers they find in shanties in the islands through hard drug addiction….drug addiction that is safe to assume Rihanna is already knee deep in thanks to all her crazy…crazy I like because it is half naked.
Rihanna may be played out…She may be on the verge of losing her fucking mind because the fame game is too much for some ghetto puppet from the Islands to handle…people may hate her, they may find her annoying, they may all her out for being a talentless hack while trying to figure out why she’s famous and so many hotter more talented aren’t…you know trying to sort out who she fucked when underage and who she has dirt on to secure this empire she’s built…because you know it wasn’t just a fluke…But I think she’s pretty fucking perfect..especially when she twerks….I’m a fan. She’s done it before…to Drake Music….I guess it’s kinda her job…right… If that’s not good enough – here’s 101 Vine Twerks Compilation
I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars. Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit. She’s in Cosmo….like she was 17 again…only not 17…or 18 or even 25…she might as well be 100 cuz that’s about how relevant she is thanks to taking off when she was at her peak, at a time she could have easily been flashing panties at clubs. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her, I mean I have a dick and I’ve stuck it in way worse than has been celebrity pussy, I’m talking has been stripper pussy and has been street hooker pussy, and that shit already started pretty ripe….so this isn’t to say that she doesn’t look good, it just means she’s been done but here’s the video anyway…. Here’s the pics….because everyone deserves another chance, at least when showing cleavage….even if those second chances prevent the real rock bottom desperation needed for a sex tape….