I don’t know shit about much…especially not fashion, but I do know that some magazine called S Moda put out these awesome pics of some unknown models a couple of weeks ago…and there is titty in it….in what would be deemed a pornographic shoot if I had shot it…on my iphone…in my basement…with some street hookers in exchange for crack…but for fashion…it’s fucking celebrated…it is the gateway drug to convince girls to get naked…when otherwise…they never would…you know taking girls from a good home…and bringing them down to the street level hooker level…but with more champagne and glam….and that’s a pretty awesome place to be…
It must be Australia Day because all my posts today have something to do with Australia….maybe I have some Australia connection I am destined to track down….you know like these women are sent as signs from the Australian Gods….who need me to travel there to rule their Australian kingdom….or maybe I have an Australia fetish…but I prefer to think there is a hire purpose to my nonsense…. This Australian is named Catherine McNeil…she’s 23, she’s an Australian model….who has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..which would probably explain why she’s a lesbian engaged to an MTV Australia VJ…sure lesbianism is fashionable…but I like to think it comes from a darker child rape place. Here she is modeling…lookin’ good.
Sara Underwood is a pornstar who instead of moving on from Playboy and diving deeper into the adult game like most Playboy models…..she decided to go the porno smut filled part of the mainstream world…we call G4TV….but you can take the whore out of the basement you locked her after fucking her for 50 dollars….but you can’t take the whore out of the girl…..and that is why she’s strapped herself in skimpy shorts on twitter in a sex swing…cuz this is the only way she knows how to get mail attention and that works for me….cuz lame, annoying, obvious or not…I think she’s pretty hot…and I’d love to destroy her with my semen to fuck with all you nerds, making you hack me and my site with vengence….
Sophiee Vlaming is some Dutch Tulip sniffing model who’s two lips should be sniffed by me, every day before she leaves the house to make sure she’s fresh and lovely, and every night when she gets home, to make sure she hasn’t cheated on me like some kind of whore….you know the good kind of girl you want to keep in a cage in the basement and keep for yourself cuz you’re passionate like that…and know that real romance is locking her in for life….. She always shows her tits for fashion, she’s making a name for herself, and I want to get her pregnant….with mouth, hands and penis…She’s amazing….
Here is a cash grab photoshoot if I’ve ever seen one of Megan Fox and her captor pretending to be so happy in love when the only real happy person is David from 90210 because his brain washing worked and his sperm stuck to her uterus….You see cuz I know when she was at her peak and he was jealous he didn’t matter he told her at least once that he was into her before the rest of the world and she owed it to him while locked in the cage in the basement…. I don’t find pregnant chicks hot, they are disgusting and the only good thing about them is that you can fuck them raw dog and cum inside them without worrying about knocking them up……. I just think it is tragic that she never did any nude scenes before ruining her vagina and pretty much the rest of her, cuz things will never be the same again….she’s got a small window of opportunity before it is too late…even though it is probably too late… The good news is there are tons of hot girls, she is replaceable…goodbye Megan Fox and your pretty shallow, shitty career…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know why Miley is taking pics of herself in her panties, I am just glad that she is, you see cuz she’s on some no carb diet and does pilates, and is 19 or 20, and that makes for a pretty amazing combination of reasons I want to see her in her fucking panties……The rumor is that this is all part of her new video, which I guess is also part of her new look, a look I would like to endorse and high five, but as far as I’m concerned, she might as well be doing this for me…cuz right now….nothing else matters…..I’m such a romantic, I wish I could trap this and keep it in a cage in my basement so that the love never escapes….so much passion all brought on by white panties…Miley may not be the future, but she is the righ now.
Pedro Hernandez confessed to murdering Etan Patz yesterday, meaning that after more than three decades, the famous missing persons case may be over. Hernandez, a former corner store worker, was arrested on suspicion of second-degree murder after he confessed to strangling 6-year-old Patz in 1979. “He was remorseful, and I think the detectives thought it was a feeling of relief on his part,” New York police Commissioner Ray Kelly told the media. Incredibly, today, May 25 marks the 33rd anniversary of the disappearance of Etan Patz, who became the nation’s first “milk carton child.” Etan Patz Case: Pedro Hernandez Arrested The case sparked the movement to raise awareness of missing kids. Etan vanished on his way to a New York bus stop, triggering a massive manhunt, but no sign of the little boy had ever been detected. The Etan Patz case returned to the headlines last month when authorities re-launched the search , tearing up the basement of a nearby building. Kelly said a recent tip led investigators to Hernandez , 51, a Maple Shade, N.J., resident with a teenage daughter. The commissioner said: “In the years following Etan’s disappearance, Hernandez had told his family that he had ‘done a bad thing’ and killed a child in New York.” On Wednesday night, Hernandez was questioned in New Jersey and then voluntarily returned with detectives to New York, says Kelly. “He brought them to the scene of the crime, which is now a store that sells eye glasses,” says the commissioner. “Hernandez described to the detectives how he lured young Etan from the school bus stop at West Broadway and Prince Street with the promise of a soda.” “He then led him into the basement of the (store), choked him there, and disposed of the body by putting it into a plastic bag, and placing it into the trash.” At the time, Hernandez was a 19-year-old stock clerk in the business and lived in an apartment nearby, says Kelly. Kelly said investigators arrested Hernandez based on “the fact that he had told his story in the past, and the specificity of what he said in the confession.” Hopefully, as horrible as this is, the family can finally have closure.
Her name is Anna Grigorenko and she’s some nobody model who is such a nobody that she’s got an updated MODELMAYHEM PROFILE ….so if you want to get her naked for your own perverted pictures, shot in your basement, with knives, blood, animal parts, raw meat, etc, you can probably just send her an email….she’s naked for some Russian shit called XXL, proabably not the same XXL as we have here, you know cuz she’s not black or fat assed, but then again, maybe Russian hip hop is Klesmere, all accordian and vodka ridden….who cares….nudity takes precendence over my shitty, useless words.
Paz De La Huerta is exactly the kind of girl I like hanging out with. She looks like a fucking wreck, you know high, drunk and insane at all time, making her ready and willing for adventure, always eager to pull out her tits and pussy for no reason at all, and she’s hot as hell. It’s the perfect combination I need for a good time, cuz I like girls who are exhibitionist sluts, even if I never know where their crazy is going to take them…. You know she’s the kind of girl you let sleep over and wake up with a knife to your throat when her bi-polar disorder kicks in…or who you find in the basement smearing feces on herself…or who hears voices in her head that make her paint your entire apartment black… She’s the kind of girl who you date and has no loyalty, cuz she lives in the moment, in her own world and has no clue what the fuck is going on, the kind of girl you can marry and never know who she is out fucking when she doesn’t come home at night…. She’s one of those keep you on your toes, damaged, hipster bitches I’d love to eat out, despite all the cock her hipster bush has scene…. I’m just into this kind of thing, even though I know nothing good comes from this kind of thing…cuz normal bitches are fucking boring….
Jennfer Love Hewitt is on this kick to not be seen as the fat chick who can’t land a man or keep a fiance around cuz she’s clearly annoying as fuck…cuz with her level of fame, you’d think there are hundreds of weird, awkward fan boys, and perverts, who would do more than just marry her, marriage is easy, that shit involves consent….real love is when a motherfucker will kidnap her and lock her in the basement, starving her, making her too weak to scream during “playtime”…. I like that she’s by tapping into the only thing that really mattered in her youth….before her metabolism slowed down…her big tits on her small frame became overall fatness…. I like that she didn’t just kill herself, but found a second life….. But most importantly…I like that she’s slutting up and showing some tit….
