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Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A day is not a day…unless 12 year old Kylie Jenner shows us that if you’re raised in the proper loveless, self involved, vapid whore household….you’re never too young to show off your tits…hell you don’t even need to have tits to be whored out where she’s from…they start that shit when you’re in the womb and just keep it up…until America stops caring, but America seems to never stop caring…and I guess it’s because there is just so many of them, you can’t avoid them…coming at us from every angle, market, brand..they are everywhere…and so is this cleavage… The post Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is Broken of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These Lindsay Lohan bathing suit pictures…is all I’ve ever fucking needed… They are everything I’ve ever been looking for… I couldn’t have dreamt of a better way to spend today….or everyday…this is the end all, be all of humanity… Lohan, in a white, lace, thong looking bathing suit, bloated, pregnant, or fat…. There’s just so much going on in this…I can’t even process it…I just stare…and love every second of it.. Lohan is the meaning of life…even when she’s dead on the inside… Lohan is sent from heaven….even though she looks like she’s destined for heaven when her heart stops…not that I believe in that shit… Lohan is connected to my soul…and I hope she’s getting my telepathic messages of love… Because I appreciate this perfection…. I need this perfection… She’s all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is Broken of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karrueche Tran in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the DAy

Posted on June 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karrueche Tran is in a bathing suit…and more interestingly enough…she’s not getting beat up by Chris Brown…which would probably make these pictures more interesting….but she is milking the fact that she dates Chris Brown…mocking us…because if she didn’t date him, and wasn’t in the media every day because of him, she’d probably be a little more graphic in her crotch shots…as no one would know who she was, would love her, would care about her, or talk about how crazy it is for a girl to date a “woman beater” assuming Rihanna is a woman, something that hasn’t been confirmed yet, as Caitlin Jenner’s more ladylike than her, even if he’s just putting on a show for ratings… Right…. What the fuck does this have to do with Karrueche Tran?…Who cares…more importanttly….who the fuck is Karrueche Tran. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Karrueche Tran in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

Posted on June 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do… I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here? Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside. All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in.. The post Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce Sizzles in New Swimsuit Photos

Posted on June 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Need a couple more examples why Beyonce is one of our top celebrity MILFs ? Or why Beyonce owns one of Hollywood’s sexiest summer bodies ? No problem! The singer has given fans an unusually intimate look at herself, posting multiple photos on her official website of herself in a sizzling black one-piece. Might these sexy snapshots be a type of peace offering from the beloved artist. Beyonce is actually under a bit of fire this week after he heavily-hyped Good Morning America “announcement” ended up as nothing but a segment on Beyonce’s Vegan diet . But posing in this kind of a seductive manner is a pretty good way to win fans back, we’d say. “I am not naturally the thinnest. I have curves,” the Grammy-winner said yesterday on GMA. “I’m proud of my curves and I have struggled since a young age with diets and finding something that actually works.” The singer, though, has found outfits that work for her, as evidenced by recent (scorching!) appearances at the 2015 MET Gala and other red carpet events. “All you have to do is try,” Beyonce recently told fans. “If I can do it, anyone can.” That’s not remotely true, considering the fame and fortune and unparalleled talent of Beyonce. But whatever. She still rules! View Slideshow: 11 Reasons Why Queen Bey Reigns Supreme

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Scientologist in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alanna Masterson and she’s a Scientologist…a Scientologist in a bathing suit…which is really the best way to view Scientologists…I mean that and in their steam rooms…where they are cleansing their bodies from drugs thanks to the words of wisdom of a drug store, pulp, sci/fi writer who was broke and figured “why don’t I make my smut into a religion”…and found a solid following that turned it into the billion dollar cult…something I one day aspire to achieve with this site, because if you can turn smutty nonsense into a billion dollars, I an provide the smutty nonsense… Join me…in this journey of spiritual enlightenment by staring at a smoking Masterson…who is fatherless thanks to Scientology forcing you to disconnect by people who leave the church…meaning she’s got the level of daddy issues I want grinding against my leg while listening to love songs… The post Scientologist in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Little know fact…Jewel wrote this song for me…. I was living in a small Alaskan town and we had a whirlwind romance that left her homeless and living out of her car, forced to drive to LA to land a record deal and become insanely famous, despite not being that good at music, but clearly good at something that leads to record deals..that I call…song writing…lyrics that make lonely women feel emotions…but I’ll tell you one thing…she was a much better desperate girl in the 90s pre-youtube trying to go viral…by probably going viral in her own way…these record execs all have herpes… And sure…that story was a lie, and Jewel didn’t write a song for me…but she has impacted my life by making me nicer to the homeeless girls I fuck…because they are affordable..because they may be rich and famous one day and I want to be the guy they remember being the one who hosed them down and gave them a half eaten sandwich… Here she is in a bathing suit…no longer homeless…but stil lshowing her pussy definition… The post Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Sharapova for Esquire Bulgaria of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maria Sharapova was in Esquire Bulgaria…I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that these pictures are just in the Esquire vault…probably from a previous shoot they did with Maria Sharapova…because I can’t imagine Esquire Bulgaria having huge budgets from advertising…to coordinate a shoot, but then again, maybe people still buy magazines in Bulgaria…since they can’t actually afford computers, internet and all that other stuff you spoiled American take for granted…like Maria Sharapova, the hot enough tennis star, who still plays tennis and still looks good but that no one seems to care about anymore..but maybe that’s because she’s doing media in Bulgaria….or maybe she’s doing media in Bulgaria because Bulgaria hasn’t turned their back on her yet.. All this to say…she’s in a bathing suit, where the fuck is Bulgaria…and why isn’t she nude…. The post Maria Sharapova for Esquire Bulgaria of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Keri Russell Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keri Russell is in a bikini… She is Felicity and she is making a comeback because she’s on some TV show that she gets naked on… Making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking excited….because they knewwhen they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her out of their sperm…that she’d be back.. While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be relevant again…who looks alright in a bathing suit…because she’s in a bathing suit…and sometimes that’s enough. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Keri Russell Bikini on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss for Vogue Italia of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Moss is still showing her tits, reminding all of you old washed up coke sluts, trying to pull your life together because you committed your youth to the party life, that you are never too old to show your tits, even when you are too old to show you tits…. This is up on some Madonna, hot in the early 90s, but still kind of hot to weirdos like me, because no matter how much cocaine and cock she has unprotected sex with, I will always think she’s lovely. Like most gay men, despite not being gay, even though I love ass play, I’m into Kate Moss.

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