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Lorde in Bathing Suit of the Day

Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…

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Anastasia Ashley in Some City Surfing of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a professional surfer – who you may or may not recognize from her hot, round surfer ass. She was recently in NYC where she shot these pictures with photographer LAST SUSPECT …that involved her in a bathing suit, rockin’ her surfboard in the middle of Manhattan, and I think the whole thing is pretty awesome. Sure, I’d rather see her doing squats naked in her sex tape that I like to think every surfer should have, I mean every girl should have…and sure, I’d rather see her surfing naked in leaked photos from her hacked iCloud…and sure anything that involves seeing genitals is better than this…but I guess not everything is about genitals…you pervert. Some things are also about round asses in bathing suits lookin’ good enough to want to pull a back alley shark attack, you know to help make her feel like her urban surfing is actually ocean surfing….right.

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Kim Kardashian Nude T-Shirt: Donned by Kanye West!

Apparently Kanye West has no problem with other folks seeing Kim Kardashian nude . Following Kim Tweeting yesterday that she “can’t wait for tonight’s #YeezusTour,” the rapper went ahead and showed his affection for the reality star… by donning a very revealing t-shirt: It features Kardashian donning a beaded necklace – and nothing else. See for yourself in this video: Kim Kardashian Nude Shirt: Worn by Kanye West! Kanye kicked off his seven-week North American tour last night in Seattle and Kim is expected to accompany her man on many of the dates. She’ll be bringing five-month old daughter North West along with her on the trip. “Kim is definitely coming to at least several of Kanye’s tour dates,” an insider tells E! News. “And she’s going to bring Nori. She’s really looking forward to it.” Kardashian, meanwhile, showed off her own body this week. Clearly feeling very confident in her new post-baby figure, the former Playboy centerfold teased both her man and her fans with a very sexy selfie . The pose did, however, leave her open to criticism from those who believe a mother should not act in such a publicly seductive manner. Where do you stand on Kim’s new bathing suit photo? It is…   Hot! Inappropriate! Inappropriately hot! View Poll »

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Monica Bellucci See Through On Set of the Day

If you ask any Italian guy who he thinks the hottest woman is…he will likely say Monica Bellucci, because she’s their flagship Italian pussy…I mean that or “My none’s spaghetti sauce”…because that’s just how Italians think while taking construction bribes from politicians, running drugs, watching soccer, and wearing really skimpy bathing suit bottoms in public, cuz bro, it’s european style bro… I think she’s old, fat, but her big tits are not removed due to breast cancer yet, and she’s on set showing off her nipples all wet like it was the 90s…like my Italian brothers, I got no real complaints when it comes to this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anahi Gonzales is Wearing Mom Bathing Suits of the Day

Anahi Gonzales is not a very famous commercial model who does shoots for bathing suit companies, that unlike most bathing suit companies, are not very hot bathing suits, in fact these are the kind of bathing suit you find on moms at the resort, designed to cover their problem spots like their raped from having kids and loving cake bellies, you know the one piece with extra SPAX elasticity through the midsection to give the boxy menopausal pig some sort of shape other than a square, but for some reason when a hot bitch is thrown in the shit, as uneventful as it is, it’s still a celebration, because it is no where near as ill-fitting and unappealing as when the saggy drunk mom in the bikini is begging the bartender to taste her 15 year old after birth….if you know what I mean… Hot bitches in anything from diapers, to coffins, are still hot bitches.

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Paz Vega Hot for Haper’s Bazaar Mexico of the Day

Paz Vega is in a Bathing Suit in Harper’s Bazaar Mexico…. I just have no idea who Paz Vega is….other than some Spanish Actress pushing 40 who is best known for being in who gives a fuck…she’s in a bathing suit for a magazine and she’s not too old or too fat..for me to ignore, even if she was old and fat I’d still be looking, but maybe it is cuz her name is so fucking stupid sounding…and I love that shit…you know hot for weird ethnic names since my name is Jesus, which is like Bob in Mexico, but for some reason a joke here to you ignorant hick motherfuckers.

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Gisele Bundchen Hot Body for Vogue Brazil of the Day

I don’t think Gisele has a penis at least I don’t want to think she has a penis, despite what people used to say about her being from brazil coupled with her hard face….and more importantly what people said about Tom Brady and his locker room boners while his team was changing, boners he played off as just being excited he won the game, no one ever questions the Quarterback. I mean he could pitch anal in the shower as a team building exercise, and he probably did, and no one would turn him down…it’s up on some keep him happy, it makes us money, it’s not gay cuz we’re a team, and initiation rituals prepared us for this…. She’s showing off implants, something Tranny’s can buy, in a bathing suit for Vogue Brazil and I dig it….because once they have the implants, trannies are no longer just dudes with long hair..

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LeAnn Rimes Lower Lip Slip [PICS]

Looks like LeAnn Rimes was trying to get a little toast on the tuna taco while tanning in Miami, because her bathing suit couldn’t cover all of her pink parts. Lip Slip! The bent over pose, or “ The Alba ”, leaves very little to the imagination, and our nudity experts have confirmed that yes, that is LeAnn’s lower lip peeking out on the left. Tantastic! More after the jump!

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Paulina Gretzky Ass in a Bikini at the Beach of the Day

Paulina Gretzky gets a lot of hate for buying herself new tits with her trust fund allowance…cuz her ghetto middle class dad who ended up becoming a fucking star hockey player…but was otherwise destined to work the mill like his father and his father’s father….all white trash in everything he did….giving her questionable morals and values….but I think, at least after looking at these pics of her on the beach…that more money shoulda gone into her ass…. You see I’m not a hater of spoiled brats, who cares how hooked up or how good their lives are….I am a hater of trashy sluts who have shitty asses though… You see tits can be bought…but a good ass..that shit is the real deciding factor on whether this fake tan, fake hair, Playboy lookin’ chick is worth it or not….even if she’s worth 100 million dollars after her dad dies… Not that I wouldn’t bang her, I’d bang anything, it’s just funny someone who puts so much work in, is hurtin’ where it counts…now laugh at her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicki Minaj in Some Bikini Pics for Social Media of the DAy

Nicki Minaj tweeted a couple of pics from the set of her new music video that involved her being in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her ass crack and titties like a low level video girl and not like the popstar that is Nicki Minaj…in what I guess is moving away from her clown GAGA impersonation and moving more towards Rihanna’s sluttiness coupled with that of a thick video vixen….making her privileged life seem a little more authentic and hip hop and you know what…I am into it..as long as I don’t have to listen to her music.

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