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Irina Shayk Almost Naked for Glamour Italia of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why Irina Shayk’s nipples are aiming in different directions, like some cockeyed retard with brain damage… I just know that despite having sold herself off to Brad Cooper…Irina Shayk is still one of the hottest models out of Russia – as far as I’m concerned. She’s old, she’s a mom, she’s probably had a lot of work done, lots of face injections, probably not entirely a naturally hot Russian model…but she climbed her way out of communism…through the Siberian mountains…or maybe it was by fucking some Portuguese Soccer Player…either way…she made it to America. Did Sports Illustrated and then finally existed in the world…so Brad Cooper, some whining bitch of a celebrity manipulated her in and as a Russian who doesn’t know better, I mean they used to wait in line for black market Levis Jeans..she figured he was a good option to breed with and secure her future. Smart Russian…they are trained spies and know how to manipulate men with their vaginas…they were bred that way and the ones who didn’t excel were killed off…leaving us with great Fem Bots like Irina Shayk….and her cockeyed drunk retard nipples. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Almost Naked for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vogue Italia: The Celebration Issue Is All About the Right to Party – Naked, if You Want

Posted on December 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vogue Italia has released its full smorgasbord of ‘Celebration’ photos, and according to the mag, they’re all dedicated to festivity, lightheartedness, and “the right to party.” … read more

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Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know whenever I think of Beyonce, I think fitness…. I don’t think fat Fried Chicken sponsored eating monster who decided to get fit because her husband cheats on her, she’s getting older, and the only way for her to compete with his Money Maker Rihanna is to really get in shape so that she has the energy to push through…and compete, in one last hustle, since already having 500 million dollars isn’t enough, when you need to ensure your man doesn’t upgrade…gotta stay on top or some shit… Unfortunately, she looks kinda hot in this video, and I’ve historically had nothing but disinterest in Beyonce…but maybe, just maybe, it’s wanting to fuck a black girl in a life where I’ve never fucked a black girl..because black girls don’t like me…racists. The post Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I follow JENA GOLDSACK on social media, mainly instagram, mainly because I follow fucking everyone I come across who is a 7 or better. They don’t need to be models, they can be random tinder girls who don’t swipe right on me, they can be no names who are just slutty, I just pile the fuck on the following….and it turns out that that isn’t Instagram’s point, the point isn’t to follow people who you may want to fuck or find compelling, it’s to not follow people, but get people following you, so you look famous…or important…or cool…it’s called “RATIO”…and it actually works, but I’ve always been the kind of guy who follows hot girls, whether down dark alleys or from club to club, to casually pump into them, and I’ve never been one too interested in getting followers….meaning I did the whole thing wrong…but thank god it’s about to self destruct thanks to Facebook owning them and being the devil and shit.. That said, I may follow JENA GOLDSACK, but have no idea who she is or what she’s done, I just know she’s in this lingerie shoot with no nipples for Glamour Italia and it’s not magical or life changing, but it happened…which is better than it not happening – I guess… The post Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never jerked off to Winona Ryder….but she is in one of my Favorite Holiday Movies…”Little Women”… The most amazing thing about Winona Ryder isn’t that she’s fucked half of hollywood in the 30 years she’s been part of hollywood…but rather that she was considered an “it girl” for the longest time…even though we all know her best work was when she was robbing department stores…not modeling for brands sold in department stores….like this one for Marc Jacobs… I never quite understood her, but then I found out that she had massive Jewish girl tits, and all of a sudden it made sense, despite those tits never been used in movies for good….but I guess saved for casting couches for evil…you know to manipulate the job…. And I don’t understand why they’re still not being celebrated, this is like shitting on 1990…harder than…Milli Vanilli.. Non tits, when you have big tits, especially at 44 when nothing else is really working out for her sex appeal…is a fucking crime she should be arrested for…like it was 2001.. My opinion of this ad is that it’s reminiscent of doing cocaine at Hollywood afterparties…off mirrored tables all these hollywood types have… This has been a minute in reconnecting with Winona Ryder… The post Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amy Hixson can suck my anus…no seriously, all these models are for hire, you just have to pretend you have a private jet…and they usually won’t even charge you… That’s not to say Amy Hixson is quite like all the other models, I am sure she would never admit she’s like the other models, because with these models comes a level of delusion that involves not realizing that they are only into rich guys and famous guys..but are the first to call out other girls for being whores…or sugar babies…but never taking ownership I guess what I am saying is that I love Amy Hixson and want to have her baby, after she marries a rich guy, so that I can mooch off her like she mooches off him…seems to the only way this love will work out… In the meantime I’ll try to understand the “artist” statement of this silly shoot for Glamour Italia… The post Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paz Vega Hot for Haper’s Bazaar Mexico of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paz Vega is in a Bathing Suit in Harper’s Bazaar Mexico…. I just have no idea who Paz Vega is….other than some Spanish Actress pushing 40 who is best known for being in who gives a fuck…she’s in a bathing suit for a magazine and she’s not too old or too fat..for me to ignore, even if she was old and fat I’d still be looking, but maybe it is cuz her name is so fucking stupid sounding…and I love that shit…you know hot for weird ethnic names since my name is Jesus, which is like Bob in Mexico, but for some reason a joke here to you ignorant hick motherfuckers.

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Natallia Krauchanka for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At least once a day I like to look at models like Natallia Krauchanka and remind myself that they are the ones who beat Russian Human Trafficking, because their friends, girls just like them, are locked in a basement somewhere with armed guard making them do whatever they are told on cam for 5 dollars an hour that they don’t see a penny of because they are too busy being locked up in hell sex worker prison…while these ones are out booking modelling jobs, sucking dick they want to suck, not dick they are forced to suck, while looking good doing it. Normally I like the underdog, but today, I like the winner and that winner is Natallia Krauchanka, even if it means we’re all losers cuz we can’t get her pissing on command for 5 dollars a minute.

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Kate Upton GQ Italia Cover: Molto Caldo Donna!

Posted on July 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton covers the Italian issue of GQ – GQ Italia if you will – and the photo shoot has us wondering how to say “very hot woman “in Italian. We looked it up on Google. Hopefully the above headline is right. Either way, she’s hot, despite wearing more clothing than she has in a long time. At least in magazines. Check out Kate on the cover … Other things we need translated? “The skinny blogger who criticized her weight is an idiot.” Well, we don’t actually need that translated. But it is true and bears repeating. In her last few spreads, Kate’s gone away from the Terry Richardson method – showing as much skin as possible – and proven she looks great in clothes as well. Click to enlarge more Kate Upton photos from GQ Italia below … [Photos: GQ Italia]

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Vida Guerra & Italia Kash Get Cozy Together

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing I like more than a couple of nicely tanned, busty latinas playing ‘ Squish The Boobs Together ‘ in some really silly outfits. Perfection. Here are Vida Guerra and Italia Kash in the pages of FHM magazine in a language I don’t recognize. Not that it really matters that I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, the pictures speak for themselves…. They’re saying: “I can see your boner pervert”.

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