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AJ Michalka’s Hot Ripped Bikini Body of the Day

Here is some Disney battered child star named Amanda, who goes by AJ, who had her childhood robbed of her for her parent’s personal gain at the tender age of 9, thanks to Disney execs….and who is now 21 and old enough to know the importance of fake tits saving shitty natural tits, thanks to Disney execs…she also know the importance of being fit….at least when it comes to posing in bikini pics for your fans who are probably all serious perverts….despite her weird Christian roots….that all these confused, tormented sluts are a product of….coupled with star star syndrome, prostituting at a young age, and a struggling career…makes her a prime candidate for me to fall in love with….

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Miranda Kerr in a White Bathing Suit on the Runway of the Day

I like seeing Miranda Kerr’s pussy definition in a white one-piece bathing suit jacked up her pussy…even though she’s a mom…and that’s so weird for me….maybe it is cuz she’s not meaty or an outty….and more importantly, her shattered womb is tucked into place…or maybe I jut like white bathing suit bottoms especially when wet cuz on more than one beach adventure over he last decade I’ve seen full pussy I woulda otherwise never seen, like my stepdaughters, the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter, a friend’s hot wife, and a few girls I didn’t know but wanted to fuck’s pussy….maybe all that matters is that I like it…..

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Zach Galifianakis and Quinn Lundberg: Engaged!

Forget The Hangover . Zach Galifianakis will be celebrating his very own real-life bachelor party in the near future. Celebuzz confirms that the funny actor is now engaged to Quinn Lundberg and that the couple has even sent out invitations already for a August 11 wedding. “The wedding invite is very Zach,” a source tells the site. “While it has the formal and standard details of who, what, when, where – including Zach’s full name, Zachary Knight Galifianakis, and his fiancee’s, Mary Quinn Lundberg – it is also very funny. “Zach included a drawing of himself and his bride-to-be” on the invite. He made sure he looked like a little troll, while Quinn is a stunning tall blonde princess.” Lundberg is the co-founder of the charity Growing Voices and we wish this couple a bright, long, healthy future together!

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Zach Galifianakis and Quinn Lundberg: Engaged!

Zach Galifianakis and Quinn Lundberg: Engaged!

Forget The Hangover . Zach Galifianakis will be celebrating his very own real-life bachelor party in the near future. Celebuzz confirms that the funny actor is now engaged to Quinn Lundberg and that the couple has even sent out invitations already for a August 11 wedding. “The wedding invite is very Zach,” a source tells the site. “While it has the formal and standard details of who, what, when, where – including Zach’s full name, Zachary Knight Galifianakis, and his fiancee’s, Mary Quinn Lundberg – it is also very funny. “Zach included a drawing of himself and his bride-to-be” on the invite. He made sure he looked like a little troll, while Quinn is a stunning tall blonde princess.” Lundberg is the co-founder of the charity Growing Voices and we wish this couple a bright, long, healthy future together!

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Kate Upton Sizzles for Vogue Spain

Warning to men around the world: Kate Upton is back in a bathing suit. You might wanna stop operating all heavy machinery about now. The ridiculously sexy 20-year old is featured in the July issue of Vogue Spain and while we may not understand the words that accompany the article, we can easily translate the meaning behind these photos: H-O-T. The spread follows another pictorial of Upton in GQ , which – in case you some forgot – came on the heels of the Kate Upton Cat Dance . We’ll stop talking now and let you click through the following pictures…

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Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is disgusting….. She was the 35 year old bitch cast to play Miri in Zack and Miri make a porno….Totally unfortunate move on the part of the people who were behind the movie…because lets face it….if we’re watching a movie about a motherfucker making a porno with his friend he falls in love with…at least make the bitch someone I want to see fuck…. Now Vanity Fair has gone and put her in a one piece bathing suit, doing some Marilyn Monroe fat chick themed shit…. It is not her fault…she’s pushing 40…. Either way, Looking Good Sweetheart. Horrible.

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Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is disgusting….. She was the 35 year old bitch cast to play Miri in Zack and Miri make a porno….Totally unfortunate move on the part of the people who were behind the movie…because lets face it….if we’re watching a movie about a motherfucker making a porno with his friend he falls in love with…at least make the bitch someone I want to see fuck…. Now Vanity Fair has gone and put her in a one piece bathing suit, doing some Marilyn Monroe fat chick themed shit…. It is not her fault…she’s pushing 40…. Either way, Looking Good Sweetheart. Horrible.

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Lindsay Lohan Retro Swimsuit Pictures

So I guess Lindsay Lohan is busy working on a movie? That can’t be right, she doesn’t work on movies anymore, that’s just crazy talk. Alright, so apparently these are shots are from the Elizabeth Taylor made for TV Lifetime biopic named Liz & Dick . Hehe, of course Lindsay’s big comeback movie has the name Dick in the title. Anyhow, at least the producers decided to get her into a bathing suit for a couple of scenes. #retroboobs

Kelly Brook Busts Out The Golden Globes

I told you yesterday that I’d have more pictures of Kelly Brook at the Cannes Film Festival , and sometimes I’m a man of my word. Here she is hamming it up for the cameras in some weird figure skater like costume. I don’t get it either, but she’s hot so I don’t care. These are by no means as sexy as the shots of the busty Brit’s massive breasts falling out of that weird bathing suit, but I see cleavage and that’s all I need. Enjoy.

Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnant Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post these Kirstin Cavallari pics….which is probably a good thing…because she’s pregnant and no one wants to see a pregnant chick in a bikini…at least not for masturbation reasons…unless you’re weird…or a pussy pretending your wife is this beautiful creature carrying your spawn inside her like some kind of loyal vessel who is really just in it for herself… ….not to mention Cavallari is a total nobody….sure we know her name, at least some of us do, but we’d rather not, cuz she’s a worthless piece of reality show garbage that couldn’t make it on her own…you know at her peak of bratty, spoiled delusional cunt….before crawling back to MTVbegging for work to feel like she mattered….only to have the show cancelled that year…cuz she sucks so fucking bad….or maybe all those years of me begging for it to be cancelled paid off cuz I felt it ruined the minds of the youth and I care about the youth as the youth are the future pussies I plan on trying to fo fuck…. But I can link out to them and that’s just what I am going to do….cuz a bathing suit…even on a pregnant nobody…is still a fucking bathings suit…. To See The Knocked Up Ass in Bathing Suit Pics – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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