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Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnant Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post these Kirstin Cavallari pics….which is probably a good thing…because she’s pregnant and no one wants to see a pregnant chick in a bikini…at least not for masturbation reasons…unless you’re weird…or a pussy pretending your wife is this beautiful creature carrying your spawn inside her like some kind of loyal vessel who is really just in it for herself… ….not to mention Cavallari is a total nobody….sure we know her name, at least some of us do, but we’d rather not, cuz she’s a worthless piece of reality show garbage that couldn’t make it on her own…you know at her peak of bratty, spoiled delusional cunt….before crawling back to MTVbegging for work to feel like she mattered….only to have the show cancelled that year…cuz she sucks so fucking bad….or maybe all those years of me begging for it to be cancelled paid off cuz I felt it ruined the minds of the youth and I care about the youth as the youth are the future pussies I plan on trying to fo fuck…. But I can link out to them and that’s just what I am going to do….cuz a bathing suit…even on a pregnant nobody…is still a fucking bathings suit…. To See The Knocked Up Ass in Bathing Suit Pics – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Trish Stratus Sexy Police Issue Swimsuit

The picture quality of this shot of former WWE hottie Trish Stratus is pretty crappy, but the quality of that booty is amazing. Jesus she’s got a great body on her. I don’t know what she’s promoting or selling or whatever with the gun and the police issue bathing suit, but I’m in.

Annalynne McCord’s Awesome Bikini Booty

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord spending a little time alone on the beach in a strange looking swimsuit. I don’t really understand it, it’s kind of a stupid mom shorts and bikini top combination, but …. I love it. I think it has more to do with AnnaLynne’s perfect little booty, than the bathing suit to be honest. Who knew I’d find a booty in such a large pair of bikini bottoms to be this spectacular. I’m impressed. Although, the tan lines are going to be a little odd.

Annalynne McCord’s Awesome Bikini Booty

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord spending a little time alone on the beach in a strange looking swimsuit. I don’t really understand it, it’s kind of a stupid mom shorts and bikini top combination, but …. I love it. I think it has more to do with AnnaLynne’s perfect little booty, than the bathing suit to be honest. Who knew I’d find a booty in such a large pair of bikini bottoms to be this spectacular. I’m impressed. Although, the tan lines are going to be a little odd.

Scarlett Johansson On A Yacht In A Bikini

These definitely aren’t the best bikini pictures I’ve ever seen, I can barely even make out the breasts, but they’re of Scarlett Johansson and her tasty big front meat so they’re going to have to do. I wish I was on a boat somewhere drinking wine in my bathing suit in the sunshine, but some of us have to work. We can’t all get drunk with our breasts flopping all over the place. I really need to do some push ups.

Vanessa Hudgens Perky Leather Breasts

As far as see through dress pictures go, these have got to be some of the absolute worst. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens on the red carpet for something, doing her best to make a terrible dress look good. I don’t understand this kind of thing, show it off or don’t show it off. I guess her perky little breast poking through that leather top are supposed to make up for it… It’s kinda working.

Naomi Watts Classy Swimsuit Pictures

I’ve always found Naomi Watts pretty sexy, in a classy ‘I have an accent’ kind of way, so these pictures are right up my alley. You can tell a woman is naturally sexy when she looks good in a one-piece swimsuit, it’s not an easy look to pull off. The best thing about these kinds of bathing suit is that they have to come completely off when they go to the bathroom. I find that kinda hot for some reason. I wonder what dirty talk sounds like with an accent.      

Shitty J.Lo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If we’re gonna get this far in of J.LO in a bathing suit…I prefer when I can see her fucking ass in full….obviously….Yeah, I know she bought most beautiful peoople title…but that doesn’t make her a most beautiful person…who shouldn’t keep her clothes on….but if she’s gonna get half naked or not…then do it right…not half assed….literally… Here are the pics of her and some Dick Clark motherfucker….

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Tamara Mellon’s High Maintenance Old Rich Pretentious Body in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Mellon and she works in fashion…She’s older, superficial, rich, probably high maintenance, annoying and pretentious….you know acting like a gay dude, but rocking a cunt that so much cock has been inside cuz she wanted to be the girl in Sex in the City, but more importantly, cuz you don’t get a billion dollar clothing/shoe company called Jimmy Choo by not sucking and fucking dick….and the good news is that in her vanity and possibly drug addiction, drive and eating disorder in her glamourous life have kept her skinny….surrounded by models and being a uppity cunt helps with that….. Here are the pics of her hot 50 year old body.

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Jade Olivia’s Tight Little Body in a One Piece of the Day

Jade Olivia’s little waxed pussy is in a bathing suit for one of the dudes in Harry Potter…she behaves, stays skinny, and puts out becuase it will make for an easier life…one of those best not fuck this golden ticket up situations…..stay fun, be cool to be around and not bug him about bullshit like girls tend to do….at least not until he knocks her up…, cuz he’s the one with the power, the money and the ability to make her a celebrity of her own…or just give her a life she always wanted filled with glitz and glam…and regular dudes just couldn’t keep up with her expectations…so this is her legal prostituting….getting paid in catering to her self-interest lifestyle needs and wans…all while wearing a bathing suit…

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