Tag Archives: bathing-suit

Elle Macpherson Sexy Supermodel Figure

I don’t know how old Elle Macpherson is now, way past the supermodel expiry date, but she still looks absolutely amazing. Here she is showing off her incredibly tight older bird body while enjoying a little time at the beach in her silly cowgirl hat, surfing, sunning herself and I’m sure giving more than a few gentlemen some awkward bathing suit erections.

Katie Price Makes A Swimsuit Adjustment

I don’t know what the hell Katie Price is promoting in these shots, but I really like it. She’s back to her old trashy, fake tanned, faked breasted, cleavage busting self and I absolutely love it. Awesome. Honestly, is wearing a one piece bathing suit with your giant fake breasts falling out the best way to promote some sort of magazine in your honor? You better believe it it. I’d vote this kind of thing into the oval office. Swimsuits, fake breasts and high heels…. Amaze. more pictures of Katie Price here

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Need To Be Tested

I’m being told that these may be pictures of Lindsay Lohan undergoing a drug test for her probation the other day, but all I can see are those great big sweater mounds staring back at me. Honestly, who cares if she has to undergo a drug test now and again? As long as she keeps doing it in short shorts and a tight sweater, I’m fine with it. I’d like to see her undergo some court appointed ‘Is my t-shirt see through when it gets wet’ tests. Call me.

Rose McGowan Is Drop Dead Sexy

I really don’t know what Rose McGowan has been up to for like the last decade or so, but judging from this picture, I like where things are headed. Here she is looking drop dead sexy in a hot one-piece bathing suit. I know the words hot and one-piece bathing suit don’t normally go well together, but when you drop some awesome cleavage like this and give me the sexy eyes… It works. I want some more.

Kristin Cavallari Glass Bikini picture

“This is the first time I have ever walked a runway in a bathing suit,” Kristin Cavallari tells us. “The glass sort of cut into my skin, and I was really nervous.” The former Hills star knocked them dead when she walked down the runway in a beautiful cobalt blue, one shoulder bikini made with glass. Designed by Diesel and inspired by SKYY Vodka’s iconic blue glass bottle. Even California beach babes get the jitters about being photographed in a bikini, it seems! After hitting the Diesel ru

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Kristin Cavallari Glass Bikini picture

Vanessa Hudgens Struggles With Her Top

I’m only saying that Vanessa Hudgens is struggling with her top because her stupid sweater keeps falling off her shoulders as she arrives at the LAX airport. That’s it. I guess her bra keeps popping out a little from under that tank top, but it’s not exactly putting up much of a fight to get noticed. Stupid bra. If you’re going to get noticed in this world, sometimes you’ve got to push your top aside and and show us what you’ve got. The same thing applies to Vanessa.

Sofia Vergara In A Sexy One Piece

I love super latina MILF Sofia Vergara so I had to post these pictures of her on the beach in Los Angeles filming scenes in her bathing suit for a TV commercial for something. I don’t normally like a chick in a one piece, but I’ll make an exception for Sofia. Those beautiful breast would look good in a garbage bag or a bathing suit made out of puppy pelts. They’re THAT perfect. Apparently David Beckham was there too, but I didn’t notice him for some reason. Enjoy.

Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

I’ve said it before how much I hate celebrities who stage pictures of themselves, talk about being full of yourself, but when it’s a chick like Playboy nobody Karissa Shannon hanging out in a day-glo green thong bikini I’m alright with it. Half naked chicks get my attention every time. I get that she’s trying to get in to the St-Patrick’s Day spirit, but I think she could lose the stupid shamrock balloon. In a bathing suit like that, nobody cares about balloons.

Alesha Dixon on the Beach in Miami in Some Staged Pics of the Day

Here is some UK singer named Alesha Dixon in some of the worst celebrity staged bikini pictures of all time. Maybe because she’s not actually a celebrity, but that usually doesn’t influence my opinion of bikini pictures since I fucking love seeing bitches in bikini whether they are old, young, short, tall, fat, skinny, famous, unknown, rich, gutter, I don’t discriminate….So even though this twat is virtually unknown to me, I can objectively say, bitch needs a better fucking bathing suit and more importantly not be scared of crawling on all fours in the shit….especially if she wants to be famous…which is proven by her hiring the paparazzi to bother with her….maybe someone needs to explain it to her in her language….If you want some fried chicken sponsorship like you Beyonce you gotta step yo’ game up bitch….

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Alesha Dixon on the Beach in Miami in Some Staged Pics of the Day

Katy Perry Gets Her Sexy Back

Here’s Katy Perry on the cover of Maxim magazine looking sexy in her one piece leather or latex bodysuit. She looks like a sexy superhero who’s going to take down the bad guys with her hotness. I’d go see that, a hot chick in red heels or thigh high boots and a bathing suit fighting crime doesn’t sound all that bad, I’ve seen worse. Anyhow, I’m just glad to see that Katy is back to her hot self. Enjoy.