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Bush & The Tush Shape Up

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Hot Bodies , Kim Kardashian Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian soaked their ridiculously hot bodies in the Costa Rican sun this weekend.Life’s just like a walk on the beach for these two. See Also Kim Karadashian Picks Up $4.8 Mil House … Permalink

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Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures

Apparently Paris Hilton is in Rio de Janeiro doing lame promotional work for some sort of Brazilian beer that nobody has ever heard of or cares about. At least while she was there she decided to walk out onto her hotel room balcony for some sun in a little black bathing suit. I especially like that she’s pretending to drink the beer, what a great actress. She’s probably got cases of it stacked up in her room. Anyhow, you know the drill, Paris Hilton , bathing suit, boobies… Etc. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Amber Rose Skinsuit: Celebrity Fashion at its Worst

Sorry, Jennifer Lopez .

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Miranda Kerr Lookin Good During Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

I assume the creative director at Victoria’s Secret is gay because they brought Miranda Kerr down to the beach but kept her fully clothed.

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Jennifer Hudson Does the Grimace on the Beach of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Hudson in a bikini proving that just because your whole family got murdered in some gutter housing project crime, doesn’t mean you can’t have fun spending your hollywood money on a luxury vacation, because let’s face it, you weren’t the one gunned down in the housing project, you got your shit together and made something of yourself…you can’t feel guilty about getting out of that shit while leaving them all behind to get gunned down in a housing project. They coulda tried out for American Idol too, no one was stoppin’ them…. See it’s a survival of the fittest situation and based on Hudson’s body she may not be the fittest, but she always wins out on at the all you can eat buffet and that’s gotta count for something….on a sidenote though, I always thought she was a lot fatter than my wife and it turns out that she’s not, forcing me to come to terms with the fact that my wife is fatter than Jennifer Hudson…I’ll be back in a minute, I’m just going to go try to kill myself and fail because I never succeed at anything, even suicide…..

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Drea de Matteo Goes Two-Pieces

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Hot Mamas While in Hawaii on Wednesday, former “Sopranos” star Drea de Matteo hit a high note … by showing off her bangin’ body.The 38-year-old mother of one has finally made up for “Joey.” See Also Pregnant and Primed to Party … Permalink

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Sienna Miller Gets Picky

Looks like Sienna Miller’s bathing suit is being munched up by her behind.

Caroline Kennedy Shows Off her Fat Pussy in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I love jerking off to big vagina mounds on dead president’s daughters in bathing suits. It’s a niche fetish that is pretty fucking rare but every once in a while the worlds align themselves and give me the fucking gold. Today is one of those days.

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Kelly Osbourne Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

I realize that any picture of Kelly Osbourne would be shitty, but if bitch is gonna get in a bikini and have pictures taken of her, I’m pretty fucking willing too look and laugh at her imperfections, especially since she’s probably at her fittest because she’s been on that Dancing with the Girl who has a Famous Father show, dancing all day training, but even if she was at her fattest I’d want to see it. I’m the kind of guy who likes watching trainwrecks even though they aren’t that pleasant to watch, especially if those train wrecks are half naked… Either way here she is with her homosexual boyfriend who she gets the same haircut as because she thinks it means they are actually in love, while he’s just trying to ride her coatails to the endless supply of cock fame in America will bring him, but sometimes, I guess ignorance is bliss…like back when I used to think arabs were just people in pajamas who didn’t understand why we wore everyday clothes when you could be comfy in your PJs, before I realized they wore those pajamas to hide suicide bombs….Those were the good years…. I love that they captured her fat self that can’t control her fat self and starts eating one of her hats…

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Alessandra Ambrosio One Piece Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio brought her disgusting mom body out in a bathing suit because I guess Victoria’s Secret is contractually obligated to give her work and the whole thing makes me feel really sorry for her husband and his poor planning. He thought he was locking down Alessandra Ambrosio, the hugely successful bikini and lingerie model, but instead he turned her into this. Disgusting

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