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Taylor Hill for Love Magazine of the Day

Hey Love Magazine Advent calendar – what kind of shit did you spew today? What is today’s garbage video with some well followed working model that no one actually cares about but that the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret, or the Jenner / Hadid factory created? Tell us creative geniuses what you put together with HYPE WILLIAMS …. Oh shit…get her in lingerie in a studio on a white wall – and shoot her from a few angles and create the laziest garbage ever. No story, concept, vibe – nothing….and you can’t even jerk off to it…unless it you are weird and you are.. I only post this because I am not producing videos, and I rely on judging other people’s content and hating it…to make a site full of shit….no one cares about…. But I still think it sucks….and that Victoria’s Secret videos are higher concept than this…and that is terrible..because that mall brand is the worst…good body though… Here she is for Vogue exercising anymore… The post Taylor Hill for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Alexandra Agoston is a a 26 year old model who was scouted at 15 in Paris…which if you’re into the To Catch a Predator shit would get you in trouble, if the office you recruit her to meet you at for her sizing involves a cage, duct tape, sharp objects, rope an a video camera, unless you’re clever and say it’s Fashion baby…in which case naked 15 year olds is ok.. She’s not 15 anymore, but her model ass is in bathing suits for some bullshit and I encourage bullshit – I perpetuate bullshit because I am bullshit..and so is everything else. The post Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Alexandra Agoston is a a 26 year old model who was scouted at 15 in Paris…which if you’re into the To Catch a Predator shit would get you in trouble, if the office you recruit her to meet you at for her sizing involves a cage, duct tape, sharp objects, rope an a video camera, unless you’re clever and say it’s Fashion baby…in which case naked 15 year olds is ok.. She’s not 15 anymore, but her model ass is in bathing suits for some bullshit and I encourage bullshit – I perpetuate bullshit because I am bullshit..and so is everything else. The post Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is god….and going into the weekend…remember that my friend, sloppier than she used to be, but still only 30 and magnifcent – despite her mangled facial injections….and bullshit scandals that all stem from having her life robbed of her by her opportunist parents…I’m talking about the one and only, spilling out of her bathing suit…LINDSAY LOHAN…the queen of my universe…has made a beach bathing suit appearance and I want to lick until it dissolves…which would require a lot of licking…is perfection…everything…bow down to her…she’s the real queen… I’m a life fan. She is my life work. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is god….and going into the weekend…remember that my friend, sloppier than she used to be, but still only 30 and magnifcent – despite her mangled facial injections….and bullshit scandals that all stem from having her life robbed of her by her opportunist parents…I’m talking about the one and only, spilling out of her bathing suit…LINDSAY LOHAN…the queen of my universe…has made a beach bathing suit appearance and I want to lick until it dissolves…which would require a lot of licking…is perfection…everything…bow down to her…she’s the real queen… I’m a life fan. She is my life work. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leven Rambin Parrack in a Swimsuit of the Day

Leven Rambin Parrack is a soap star, or a child star, or a child soap star who I would assume very few people actually know of, but then I remember that you’re all a bunch of unemployed weirdos on disability checks who sit at home all day watching daytime TV…and jerking off to the 13 year old Leven Rambin Parrack they cast in their ridiculous, designed for real fucking low level people, trash…because you just have nothing better to do, and that’s just the kind of guy you are… She’s apparently on some other show or movie now, but I could be in the same room as her, and I probably have, and didn’t notice her, but if she was in a bathing suit posing like this, all fame-whore stanced…I’d be into it, because I am into it, she’s just not letting me get into it…because she’s not that kind of girl…you know a gutter street hooker I can afford… The post Leven Rambin Parrack in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day

I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid… She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money. There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be… But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury… It reminds me of this video I put on my shitty instagram Life…. A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Aug 18, 2016 at 6:27pm PDT The post Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day

I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid… She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money. There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be… But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury… It reminds me of this video I put on my shitty instagram Life…. A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Aug 18, 2016 at 6:27pm PDT The post Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Rihanna by the Pool in a Bathing Suit of the Day

After just posting BEYONCE IN YELLOW JUMPING OFF A YACHT , I figure it only makes sense to post some pics of a pregnant Rihanna, the girl who motivates Beyonce to be fit, to keep her man interested in her, because of all the money Rihanna brings into Jay Z…it puts Beyonce in an insecure place….which doesn’t happen when you’re Queen B..bullshit… She’s probably not pregnant, based on drinking the wine, she’s just starting to fill out like the island girl she is, and if you’ve been to any island you’ll know that they don’t take advantage of the ocean to swim fucking laps in, but instead take advantage of the fast food restaurant to become 400 pounds in… She is in Zurich though, FANCY…a long way away from her small little Island town…which should give young sluts with average level talent hope that one day – they too can be scooped up and exploited… The post Pregnant Rihanna by the Pool in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Rihanna by the Pool in a Bathing Suit of the Day

After just posting BEYONCE IN YELLOW JUMPING OFF A YACHT , I figure it only makes sense to post some pics of a pregnant Rihanna, the girl who motivates Beyonce to be fit, to keep her man interested in her, because of all the money Rihanna brings into Jay Z…it puts Beyonce in an insecure place….which doesn’t happen when you’re Queen B..bullshit… She’s probably not pregnant, based on drinking the wine, she’s just starting to fill out like the island girl she is, and if you’ve been to any island you’ll know that they don’t take advantage of the ocean to swim fucking laps in, but instead take advantage of the fast food restaurant to become 400 pounds in… She is in Zurich though, FANCY…a long way away from her small little Island town…which should give young sluts with average level talent hope that one day – they too can be scooped up and exploited… The post Pregnant Rihanna by the Pool in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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