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Carrie Underwood in Period Stockings of the Day

Carrie Underwood must have a heavy flow and these stockings save her from the embarassment of having period drip down her leg on national TV, because it kinda just cammoflages and absorbs the shit like it never happened and and saves her from big scale disgusting that would otherwise happen provided she was bare skinned or in light colors. This is a little fashion tip for girls everywhere to take note of, because getting your period in white pants, shorts or bathing suits, although erotic for people who like fertile women and who find periods sexy, espeially if you’re in high school…because that’s the time of your life that getting your period will get you a nickname that follows you forever, you like “Bloody Pussy Legs” or “murder scene jean” or something more creative and funnier that the rest of the “more talented than me” class comes up with. Pics via Bauer

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Carrie Underwood in Period Stockings of the Day

Lily Allen Performs Without Pants of the Day

Lily Allen followed the lead of all the other popstars she isn’t as famous, talented or successful as and showed up to her performance with no pants on. I don’t know how I think about it, because fat chicks in one piece bathing suits aren’t really something I like to celebrate, it’s kinda the thing that pisses me off the most when I hit up the public pool, thinking I’ll be greeted by hot bikini clad bitches handing me luxurious cocktails, but that never happens, cuz the public pool attract poverty and the elderly, but I guess if you’re at a Lily Allen concert, you’re life’s already at a whole new low and seeing a fat bitch in a bathing suit is probably the least of your worries….

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Camila Alves’ Hairy Stomach is Pregnant and in a Bikini of the Day

Pregnant with Matthew McConaughey’s second baby that he knows about, Brazilian Camila Alves showed off her hairy swollen uterus. Maybe it has to do with her hormones being all out of wack since she’s got something growing inside of her, but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with her latin roots cuz those bitches tend to be hairy as fuck, which always amazes me because I’ve got latin roots but for some reason have a patchy beard that reminds me of a 13 year old french kid. Maybe that means that I’m more woman than I like to admit, depsite being forced to admit it everytime I take a piss and realize I’m squirting out of nothing more than a pathetic little clit, but that’s not the point, the point is that I’d definitely fuck this bitch well into her third trimester without a condom, just because I know she can’t get pregnant with my kid if she’s already pregnant, it’s real simple biology

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Asia Argento in her Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Here’s one of those weird girls in the back of your class who sits at home on weekends writing poems and shit, you know the kind of person with few to no friends who takes life way too fucking seriously and who is introverted, dark and kinda scary to be around because you are scared she is going to lose her shit and stab you in the fuckin neck. One of those artist types you expect to see doing weird nude live performances in a weird theater troupe, but what do I fuckin’ know, I’ve only heard of her a few times and that was cuz of her tits

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Eric Dane’s Naked Tape Co-Star Cashes In

Filed under: Fashion Police Kari Ann Peniche — the chick in the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart naked tape — just sealed the most ironic deal ever: She’s gonna be designing clothes.The lucky fashion house cashing in on her expertise: Christian Audigier, of course.

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Madonna Makes the Right Bathing Suit Choice of the Day

I am definitely not the ideal parent, you know the kind of guy you’d want your kids to look up to as a mentor and advisor. I’m not the person you’d want teaching your kids life lessons and important things like how to treat other people, or how to drink without puking, but that’s okay, because I don’t have kids of my own to fuck up

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Kourtney Kardashian Kounts Down to Reality Show Premiere

Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are set to take Miami to new, pathetic, low depths . Their E! reality show premieres this Sunday night and the better-looking of the two sisters recently talked about it with PR.com. Here are excerpts from the interview : On Miami: “It has this energy

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