Man Pees On Woman During An Argument They need some marriage counseling. Kenneth Timmer of Jupiter, Fla., is accused of urinating on a woman during an argument inside a mobile home on May 19. A sheriff’s deputy came to the residence to investigate “a disturbance,” according to an arrest affidavit sent to The Huffington Post. The deputy met 27-year-old Meghan Johns, who was wearing a white tank-top covered with a “smelly wet liquid,” the report says. Johns told the deputy that Timmer came into the bathroom before she could finish. They started arguing and that’s when Timmer started peeing, first in the toilet and then on Johns’ chest, causing her to run for the phone to call police. Timmer, who appeared intoxicated, pushed Johns against the wall while they both grabbed for the phone, according to the affidavit. The report says Timmer denied any wrongdoing, but his shorts were covered with urine, as was the floor around the bathroom. He was arrested and charged with simple battery. The urine-soaked spat was not a quarrel between lovers. Timmer was visiting Johns’ roommate when the alleged incident took place, according to the affidavit. Well…that’s one way to settle an argument. We just wouldn’t recommend going with it, though. Source
Man Pees On Woman During An Argument They need some marriage counseling. Kenneth Timmer of Jupiter, Fla., is accused of urinating on a woman during an argument inside a mobile home on May 19. A sheriff’s deputy came to the residence to investigate “a disturbance,” according to an arrest affidavit sent to The Huffington Post. The deputy met 27-year-old Meghan Johns, who was wearing a white tank-top covered with a “smelly wet liquid,” the report says. Johns told the deputy that Timmer came into the bathroom before she could finish. They started arguing and that’s when Timmer started peeing, first in the toilet and then on Johns’ chest, causing her to run for the phone to call police. Timmer, who appeared intoxicated, pushed Johns against the wall while they both grabbed for the phone, according to the affidavit. The report says Timmer denied any wrongdoing, but his shorts were covered with urine, as was the floor around the bathroom. He was arrested and charged with simple battery. The urine-soaked spat was not a quarrel between lovers. Timmer was visiting Johns’ roommate when the alleged incident took place, according to the affidavit. Well…that’s one way to settle an argument. We just wouldn’t recommend going with it, though. Source
A former grifter gets out of prison after serving 25 years for killing his partner in The Samaritan, and in a tale as old as time (or at least as old as the movies), tries to go straight, only to get pulled in for one last job. His name is Foley, and he’s played by Samuel L. Jackson, and this film from Canadian director David Weaver is svelte enough in its reassembling of familiar elements to be, for a while, as comfortably pleasant as sipping on what once used to be your go-to drink — until The Samaritan takes a jarring turn right out of Park Chan-wook, and from there takes a tumble into ludicrousness from which it doesn’t recover. The opening, at least, is stagey but solid. Foley is world-weary and jaded, and leaves prison expecting and getting nothing from the outside. Everyone he knows is either dead or would rather not be reminded of the past he represents, and any money he lent out is long gone. Foley is left to rattle around the Toronto he no longer knows, a city portrayed with self-conscious chiaroscuro to emphasize the story’s noir qualities. The only person interested in Foley is Ethan (Luke Kirby), the son of his old partner and a real piece of work. He has a grift and he has a target in mind — the dangerous but wealthy Xavier (Tom Wilkinson) — and while Foley wants nothing to do with the kid (who initially claims no resentment for what happened to his dad), Ethan keeps after him, taking him out for a drink and dropping a girl, Iris (Ruth Negga), into his lap like it’s another option on offer at the bar. Negga’s an interesting actress — her most prominent role to reach US screens so far has been as the best friend of the protagonist in Neil Jordan’s Breakfast on Pluto , and here she gets a solid showcase for her very modern, Asia Argento-ish fierceness. Iris is both femme fatale and gamine in need of rescue, the product of an unhappy orphaned upbringing, a smack addict bearing scars from suicide attempts. She pursues Foley with a single-mindedness that he seems to find quietly alarming, and not just because he has his doubts about her motivations — she wields her disastrousness like a club, as if inviting victimization were part of her appeal, as though being self-aware were enough to address her many problems. The relationship that develops between her and Foley doesn’t crackle with chemistry and gets partially smooshed into a montage, but it does have some edgily interesting moments, as when he tells her she doesn’t need to shut the door when she goes into the bathroom to shoot up, and keeps her company when she does it. Being a con man is so much more a movie profession than any kind of tangibly real-life one that to say someone is unconvincing at it feels a little silly. But Foley just doesn’t make a believable grifter. He’s meant to have once been legendary (Ethan says he was the “best in the city, according to a lot of the old timers”), though we don’t see those days other than in a brief flashback to the murder. In the present, Samuel L. Jackson is so intrinsically Samuel L. Jackson that the idea of his slipping into a role to loosen someone of his or her cash is amusing — he makes a believable tough guy when he beats someone up in the bathroom of a dive bar, but he doesn’t give off the air of a smooth talker. When we do finally get Foley in action, his technique seems to be acting badly, woodenly talking about offshore accounts in a way that blatantly signals he’s here to gyp his target out of something despite his earlier advice that the trick of the game is that “the mark gets to act like he’s doing me a favor.” Jackson doesn’t so much act as appear in films these days, and while he does some initial modulating of his on-screen persona for the role of Foley, it starts to fall away — the way he delivers the line “Rip that shit off this wall and throw it away!” is so close to the rhythms of “Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!” it’s worthy of a giggle. But he makes a good former convict because he seems too together to wallow in the fact that the world has passed him by. As a mood piece, at least, the film’s introduction is mournfully interesting. The Samaritan is best when it’s letting Foley drink alone at his shadowy, empty bar of choice after the bartender has asked permission to ignore him and watch the hockey game, as he tries to decide whether or not to join the girl in the corner, a girl who’s promising trouble but also redemption. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Need an excuse for getting fat for lack of exercise? Buy Honda’s latest invention, and you won’t even have to walk to the bathroom anymore, assuming a barrier-free environment. Honda presents the UNI-CUB, the first vehicle you steer with your ass. The UNI-CUB is the next generation of the U3-X personal mobility device that Honda Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Truth About Cars Discovery Date : 15/05/2012 03:11 Number of articles : 2
Need an excuse for getting fat for lack of exercise? Buy Honda’s latest invention, and you won’t even have to walk to the bathroom anymore, assuming a barrier-free environment. Honda presents the UNI-CUB, the first vehicle you steer with your ass. The UNI-CUB is the next generation of the U3-X personal mobility device that Honda Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Truth About Cars Discovery Date : 15/05/2012 03:11 Number of articles : 2
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton have crossed the celluloid path on eight films over a little more than two decades. But apparently that long collaboration is not without a little pain. And apparently this time it was all about the… nails? Depp donned prosthetic fingernails to play his Dark Shadows character Barnabas, who is thrust into the ’70s after he’s accidentally freed from his coffin. The actor explained: “In every film that I’ve been lucky enough to do with Tim, there’s always some form of torture. The nails were Tim’s idea.” He noted that using the restroom was particularly difficult, saying he “had a troop of people who would help me go to the bathroom.” Yikes! Still, it sounds safer than Edward Scissorhands . [ Celebuzz ]
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens working hard to look as cool as she can, dancing in the sunshine like a burnout at the Coachella festival over the weekend. I don’t get it. This Coachella place sounds like an absolute nightmare, filled with celebrities dressed like dirty penniless hippie/hipsters trying to make us believe they’d be cool without their fame. We’re not buying it. Don’t get me started on the bathroom situation. Gross.
Daniel Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson and Florence Welch also on Sunday Times Rich List. By Gil Kaufman Adele Photo: Getty Images He’s the star of one of the biggest movie franchises in history and she’s the best-selling musician of the past year. Together “Harry Potter” star Daniel Radcliffe and Adele top the Sunday Times Rich List of England’s youngest stars. Just how big a year did Adele, 23, have thanks to the global smash success of her 21 album? Consider that in 2012 her fortune has risen to more than $31.8 million from $9.5 million just a year before, according to the list, which will be published at month’s end. She placed well ahead of Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole, whose fortune was estimated at $19.1 million on the list of the richest British musicians under 30. Among the other notable music makers on the list were Florence and the Machine singer Florence Welch, whose worth rose to more than $11.1 million, Taio Cruz ($7.9 million) and a new entry on the chart in a 10-way tie for 14th place, Adele’s former BRIT School mate Jessie J ($7.9 million). The top 10 was dominated by women, with only two fellas, Craig David (#6, $12.7 million) and Paolo Nutini (#6, $12.7 million) making the cut among top earning ladies Leona Lewis, Katie Melua, Joss Stone, Charlotte Church, Lily Allen, Natasha Bedingfield and Duffy. On the acting side, “Potter” star Radcliffe is still far-and-away the richest British actor under 30, with a fortune estimated at $86.1 million, up from $76.6 million last year. Well behind is “Twilight” actor Robert Pattinson (#2, $63.6 million), Keira Knightley (#3, $47.7 million) and, in fifth place, “Potter” co-star Emma Watson ($41.4 million). Yet another “Potter” alum, Rupert Grint, landed in the #6 position with a war chest of $38.2 million. Related Artists Adele
Police close their investigation into the singer’s death after concluding it was accidental. By Gil Kaufman Whitney Houston Photo: 20th Century Fox/Getty Images Police investigators have concluded their probe into the death of Whitney Houston and concluded that she died of accidental drowning. According to CNN , the probe by the Beverly Hills Police Department was officially closed after investigator found “no evidence of foul play.” In a statement from the department, police said, “Based on the findings of our investigation and our review of the coroner’s report, we have determined that this is not a criminal matter.” The Los Angeles County coroner released its autopsy report last week in which it determined that Houston’s February 11 death was an accidental drowning with the “effects of atherosclerotic heart disease and cocaine use” as contributing factors. The conclusion of the police investigation was followed by the release of the 911 emergency call about the incident, in which a hotel security officer told the 911 operator that the woman who called for help from Houston’s room was “irate and pretty much out of it.” The security officer did not identify Houston as in the call. “I need paramedics, apparently I’ve got a 46-year-old female, found in the bathroom,” he told the 911 operator. “That’s all I’ve got right now, but they’re requesting paramedics.” The autopsy report said that Houston’s assistant found the singer, who is actually 48 years old, face down in a bathtub of “extremely hot water.” “I’m not sure if she fell, or if she was in the bathroom with the water,” the security officer said in the call, adding, “apparently she wasn’t breathing.” When asked if the guard could get the 911 operator into the room to give CPR instructions, the security officer said “no, because she [the woman who called from Houston’s room] kept hanging up on us.” The coroner’s report did not detail exactly what happened to cause Houston’s death, but addiction medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky told CNN he had a theory. Pinsky examined the autopsy report and suggested that Houston might have suffered a seizure brought on by the use of cocaine, possibly combined with a withdrawal from alcohol and a prescription sedative. Police did find an empty bottle of the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in Houston’s room, as well as empty beer bottles, but alcohol was not detected in her body and the level of the sedative in her blood was low. “To me, a sudden drop-off in the Xanax level, a drop-off in your alcohol consumption, add cocaine, that’s a recipe for a seizure,” Pinsky said. “Somebody who’s now upside down in a bathtub could easily seize and drown.” Related Videos Whitney Houston: Life And Music Of An Icon Related Photos Whitney Houston: A Life In Photos Related Artists Whitney Houston