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4 Things Friends With Kids Can Teach Hollywood About Adult Comedy

For an independently produced comedy that mostly revolves around adults talking to each other — sometimes with child accessories — in varying degrees of inebriation, Friends with Kids is finding a modest amount of success. It’s not perfect , but somehow it manages to be funny without any accidental drug trips, grandmas shooting guns at the dinner table, or Tom Cruise rescuing Cameron Diaz from a crashing plane. Writer-director-co-star Jennifer Westfeldt has returned us a bit to the days of comedies of manners, instead of the awful dichotomy between shrill “romantic” comedy and Apatovian gross-out comedy where Hollywood seems stuck these days. In that spirit, here are four lessons future adult comedies should take from Friends with Kids . [Spoilers ahead.] 1. Skip (most of) the bathroom jokes. Bridesmaids it isn’t. While there is one major on-screen poop joke in Friends with Kids, it actually made me breathe a sigh of relief, because at least we didn’t have to see the bodily function in action. As soon as Megan Fox walked across from a baby with “explosive diarrhea” — diaper ominously absent — I started dreading seeing an explosion in her direction. Hence my gratitude, and surprise, when it never came. (This is an admittedly low bar — eventually I’d love to see Adam Scott or Kristen Wiig in a romantic comedy that ignores the bathroom altogether — but hey, small steps.) 2. Write romantic comedies about the occasional decent human being. Sure, Scott’s Jason spends most of the movie as a Barney Stinson-like asshole, but the story ultimately hinges on his growing up. I wish Westfeldt had given her Julie a little more to do, but she’s at least a relatively sensible woman who, when rejected by the person she loves, moves away and tries to move on. Even the protagonists’ respective Ms. and Mr. Wrong, played by Fox and Edward Burns, are written with a bit of sympathy. Compare that to most of the romantic comedy heroes in recent memory — Natalie Portman’s poorly characterized commitment-phobe in No Strings Attached and the all-around loathsome denizens of Something Borrowed and How Do You Know come to mind, not to mention anyone played by Katherine Heigl – and it was a pleasant change to actually understand and sympathize with the characters of Friends with Kids. 3. Sex can be funnier off-screen. For a story that revolves around adults trying to procreate while maintaining their recreational sex lives, most of Friends with Kids ’ sex was more heard about than seen. Which was great. Sure, there are ways to make sex funny on-screen, and I laughed at the awkward bedroom machinations when Jason and Julie tried to conceive their child. But my apparently universal Adam Scott crush aside, I didn’t feel cheated by the lack of nudity. That scene and other references to sex in Friends with Kids were funnier, sharper and more adult than most of the shenanigans in last year’s dueling sex-friends rom-coms, No Strings Attached and Friends with Benefits . 4. All you need is a good dinner party or two. As you may have read , Friends with Kids is not the much-marketed Bridesmaids reunion, but the returning cast plays a great collective supporting role. The actors have good chemistry as a group of friends, with all the tensions and alliances therein, and some of the best parts of Friends with Kids depict their various gatherings, including a climactic, verbally-explosive dinner party during a group vacation. Westfeldt’s characters argue like real people, and the drama of those arguments powers her story – no need for rogue hot-air balloons , incompetent bounty hunters, or even spy partners fighting gun battles over Reese Witherspoon. PREVIOUSLY : What Wanderlust — and Hollywood — Just Can’t Get Right About Women Maria Aspan is a writer living in New York whose work has appeared in The New York Times, Reuters and American Banker. She Tweets and Tumbls .

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Annalynne McCord Perky Little Breasts

I love AnnaLynne McCord’s long sleek body so much that even when it’s completely covered up in a boring brown dress I’m going to post pictures of it. Obviously I’d love if it was in a bikini or or naked in front of her bathroom mirror with a camera phone covering her face, but I’ll take what I can get. Besides, it’s tight enough that it’s hugging those little perky breasts just perfectly. Enjoy.

Sammi Sweetheart on Snooki Pregnancy: What a Blessing!

It’s official: Snooki is totally preggers. No, the Jersey Shore star is not married to Jionni LaValle . And, yes, she drinks both often and heavily. But people must stop giving this pint-sized trainwreck such grief says someone who has often held her hair back on the bathroom floor. “It’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant,” Sammi Giancola told E! News. “She’s doing her thing, she’s living her life and I just think she’s blessed. I can’t wait to see a little guido or guidette running around. I just think it’s going to be so exciting.” What about Snooki and LaValle’s wedding? (Note: Did you see that engagement ring ?!?) Sammi is psyched. “I can see her having a cheetah or zebra print-themed wedding because she loves animal print… I’m excited for them. I just can’t wait to party for the wedding and do all the fun things she has coming in her life now.” Do you think Snooki will make a good mother?

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Miley Cyrus Wedgie Ass in Shorts of the Day

One of my favorite things for as long as I can remember is watching girls picking their wedgies…I don’t know if it is the idea of their fingers being so close to their assholes…or if it is the whole idea of their pants rubbing hard against their anus…but for some reason…wedgies are fucking porn to me….it’s the whole slapping of underwear elastics coupled with the awkwardness of how it must feel to have so much fabric wedged between your ass cheeks…that just makes it a glorious thing to watch….what makes it even better is that girls don’t even get phased by wedgies…and aren’t ashamed of them as they should be…you know there’s no…”Oh my, my pants are so far up my asshole I feel them tickling my insides, I should go handle this in the bathroom”…it’s right there, out in the open, fingers digging….and they happen in all publc places, from the grocery store, to the fanciest restaurant…. all the fucking time…it is one of society’s great pleasures…and we have human ass cheek design to thank for that…. So here’s Miley Rocking Wedgies Hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kim Kardashian Sports Bra for Instagram of the Day

I think the highlight of this picture of a sloppy body Kim Kardashian in a sports bra loooking tank top is that it is in the bathroom….where she feels most at home…you know with the whole being a ballpark or any sports arena urinal everytime she has sex…it’s a fetish. What isn’t a fetish of mine is Kim Kardashian, her attempt at being famous for no reason, her body or even her shitty porn career that lasted for one awkward movie….She’s not hot…she’s better off dead…let’s just hope she keeps eating her way there…

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Naomi Watts Classy Swimsuit Pictures

I’ve always found Naomi Watts pretty sexy, in a classy ‘I have an accent’ kind of way, so these pictures are right up my alley. You can tell a woman is naturally sexy when she looks good in a one-piece swimsuit, it’s not an easy look to pull off. The best thing about these kinds of bathing suit is that they have to come completely off when they go to the bathroom. I find that kinda hot for some reason. I wonder what dirty talk sounds like with an accent.      

Keira Knightley Spent Two Days Perfecting Her O-Face for A Dangerous Method

When you see Keira Knightley pulling all sorts of crazy faces in her new movie A Dangerous Method , just remember that she’s not being caught up in the heat of passion- every grimace, smirk, and over-dramatic eye roll is the result of careful preparation. Keira claims she went slightly Method for her role as psychiatric patient and BDSM fanatic Sabrina Spielrein , not only perfecting her O-face, but then putting on a free show for director David Cronenberg on Skype: “It was a huge part of what Sabina was doing a lot of the time,” Keira told The Sun . “I asked psychoanalysts about it and they said, ‘sex and anything like that is trying to release pent-up emotion.” “So I worked with that and sat in my bathroom and pulled faces at myself” (Oh, so that’s what you call it, eh?) ” for two days . Then I got on Skype with David and went ‘Ive come up with this’ or ‘I’ve come up with that’ and he went, ‘that one!'” Two days!? She’s lucky she didn’t give herself carpal tunnel! See the results of Keira’s handy-work with A Dangerous Method (2011) right here at MrSkin.com!

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David Hasselhoff & Hayley Roberts: Maybe Engaged!

David Hasselhoff of Baywatch/AGT/YouTube fame popped the question to his gorgeous girlfriend Hayley Roberts yesterday. Did she accept? That we don’t know. But, based on the Twitter pics he shared below, taken on the Sydney Harbour Bridge, the 59-year-old got down on one knee, and … … they kissed afterward! So that’s something! In the first Twitter picture, we see Hasselhoff on bended knee proposing to the Welsh stunner, 32, and in the second one, we see the couple kissing. The cute couple has dated for nearly a year after meeting when Roberts asked for his autograph at Britain’s Got Talent auditions in Cardiff, Wales. If they are in fact getting hitched, this would be the Hoff’s third marriage. He was previously married to actress Catherine Hickland from 1984-1989. The same year he divorced Hickland, Hasselhoff married actress Pamela Bach, with whom he has two daughters, Taylor and Hayley, but divorced in January 2006. Congratulations, we’re sort of guessing!

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A.J. Lamas Accused of Terrorizing Ex-Girlfriend

A.J. Lamas, reality show staple, son of Lorenzo Lamas and brother of fame whore Shayne Lamas , has been accused of terrorism by his former girlfriend. Jessie Schulman filed legal documents asking for a restraining order, claiming that she recently broke up with A.J. Lamas and moved on to a new relationship. That’s when, allegedly, his reign of terror began . Jessie says on January 11 at 2 a.m., she was at home with her new BF when A.J. suddenly appeared outside her window. She says she yelled at him to leave. Instead, he broke through the window screen and entered the house, yelling at Jessie and trying to lock the two of them in the bathroom … for reasons unknown. So he could have a captive audience to speak his mind? It’s unclear, but Jessie says she talked him into leaving … after he stole some liquor on the way out. Jessie says she talked him into leaving the house, but before he made his exit he made a pit stop at the fridge and grabbed a bottle of liquor. Classy. It’s not known if the restraining order has been granted. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Justin Bieber to Fans: Let Me Urinate!

Justin Bieber is many things: a great singer, a young heartthrob, a charitable individual . But he’s just a man, folks. He can’t hold it forever. The artist was forced to make this admission recently after getting accosted by a fan on the way to the bathroom, leading to a Facebook posting in which he addressed those “mad” at him for not stopping to pose for a photo by saying: “im not a robot. let me piss first.” He then added via Twitter: “gotta just Kill em with Kindness. I know my responsibility. but sometimes i just gotta hurry up and take a piss though. lol” Bieber is clearly not angry at his followers, however, as he gifted them the photo above via Instagram this week. He also Tweeted: “WE ARE A FAMILY…never forget that. This thing we have done..this history we are making together. WE MAKE TOGETHER!” The Biebernator is currently in the studio, laying down tracks for an album that’s expected to be released in 2012. And the quicker he can take a leak, the sooner he can get it done.

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