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Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini of the Day

What the world needs is another no name in bikini paparazzi pics. So here is Sylvie van der Vaart in a bikini. I don’t know who Sylvie van der Vaart is….but she is in a bikini and that is probably all you need to know about her….because that is all there is to her and what more do you really need, personality and intelligence…just get in the way…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini of the Day

Ariana Grande in an Obnoxious Selfie Shoot for Seventeen of the Day

Here is Ariana Grande in the most annoying photoshoot in the history of photoshoots because I can go on instagram and see all kinds of self involved tricks doing this….or I can leave my house and see it everywhere – selfie in the grocery store – selfie next to the natural disaster – selfie next to the bathroom – selfie on the toilet – selfie after sex – selfie on a date – selfie with your food – fuck you and your selfie – because all you bitches love yourself, all vain and narcissistic, where other vain and narcissistic people encourage you so that you feed their ego so they feed their ego back. Bullshit,

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Lawsuits: Parents Sue Over Bullied Teen Who Committed Suicide After Video Of Him Pleasuring Himself Went Viral

Parents Sue After Bullied Teen Commits Suicide via Jezebel The parents of a teenage boy who committed suicide after being targeted by bullies filed a lawsuit against district where he attended school, alleging officials knew their son was being targeted but did nothing to protect him. Matthew Burdette’s parents are suing the San Diego Unified School District after a video of the teen masturbating went viral, leading to severe bullying that caused their son to take his life. The Burdettes allege school officials at University City High School where Matthew,14, attended knew about the video and the bullying yet did nothing to intervene. Matthew killed himself during the Thanksgiving holiday in 2013. He left behind a suicide note for his family that shed light on the harassment he was enduring from classmates. “He said, I can’t do school anymore,” Matthew’s aunt Laura Burdette Mechak said to ABC 10. “I have no friends. I don’t want to kill myself but I have no friends.” After his death, family members turned to University City High School looking for answers. What could have happened at school to drive their son, a Boy Scout and member of the wrestling team, to kill himself? Mechak said school officials refused to give them any insight into what was going on with Matthew. “Kids came forward to help them figure out what was going on,” she told ABC 10. It was then that the family first became aware of the video. After months of investigating, this is what the family knows so far. On Nov. 15, Matthew was kicked out of a classroom for eating sunflower seeds. His teacher gave him no direction on where to go or what to do (she didn’t send him to the principal’s office; she just told him to leave the class). That’s when he went to the bathroom and reportedly began to masturbate in one of stalls. At that point, another student entered the bathroom and peered over the door. He used his phone to record Matthew masturbating. Video taping someone engaging in a sexual act without their consent is disturbing and completely horrifying on its own, but don’t forget this is the age where everything gets shared on the Internet. Sure enough, the student immediately shared the footage via Snapchat and other social media sites. That’s where Matthew’s nightmare began. I don’t think we have to explain that high school students and sexually explicit material are a bad combination which only seem to lead to brutal torment from teenagers. As you can imagine, Matthew was relentlessly teased about the video. Mechak detailed the extent of the teasing, which went way past a few schoolyard bullies. “It went viral. It went beyond his school,” she said. “It went to other schools in California. Kids in the neighborhood who didn’t go to Matthew’s school had heard about it and seen the video that was taken of him. After two weeks of the bullying, Matthew reached his breaking point. His body was found on Nov. 29.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Playing Hollywood Legends for Max Factor of the Day

I am going to assume that Gwyneth Paltrow got paid a million dollars or more to do this campaign for Max Factor cosmetics….and I got paid zero to promote it…because the world is not fair, there is an injustice and that’s ok. If you’re wondering why I am posting it, it’s because I like the arrogance, or how presumptuous it is of Gwyneth to pose as Audrey Hepburn and Brigette Bardot….I mean even if it wasn’t her idea, there is no way that this rich kid who got daddy to hook her up with work, that led to more work is ever going to be a Hollywood Classic, the reality is, if she wasn’t always talking about herself, no one would even remember her or any of her work… I can’t imagine in 40 years people masturbating to any of her work, in fact I can’t imagine anyone masturbating to any of her work now. I don’t even think Brad Pitt jerks off to memories of fucking her when he hides in the bathroom for some alone time…. THis level of obnoxious entertains me…and it is all about me people.

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Bitter Dad Posts Hilarious Craigslist Ad: Anyone Want an UNUSED Trampoline?!?

Dear Children of America… It’s nearly Father’s Day. And the following Craigslist user likely speaks for all male parents around the world when he asks just one favor of you in honor of his parental holiday: Please think twice – nay, three times! – before deciding you NEED to have a certain item for your backyard. Especially when said item will be put together by dear ol’ dad… and then never used again after the first 24 hours of excitement. Such was the case with the father who put up the Craigslist ad below, asking if anyone wants a trampoline kids begged and pleaded for. And then promptly ignored. Click to enlarge the photo and read the man’s hilariously bitter diatribe explaining why this is now for sale… What father out there cannot relate, right? It’s just another sign of being a parent… 11 Signs You’re a Parent 1. Potty Time What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?

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Bitter Dad Posts Hilarious Craigslist Ad: Anyone Want an UNUSED Trampoline?!?

Gigi Paris for Steve Shaw of the DAy

Her name is Gigi Paris and I think I am in love with her… I’ve been following her on instagram for a while, even though I hardly use INSTAGRAM to stalk girls the way I am sure most dudes who aren’t desensitized or around girls all the time stalk girls…I mean 80 percent of instagram traffic is dudes using it to either jerk off to tricks or try to sleep with tricks…it’s a hot bed for creepers…and I’m by far not the most creepy, since that would require work…I’m much more into following girls into the bathroom, their bedroom, home when I see them on the bus…you know real life romance, because I won’t let the internet ever ruin that for me… So it was with great joy that I saw these pics that Steve Shaw, the photographic genius founder of TREATS posted…from a campaign he booked her for,, Her little model implants look so good, but they’d look better in my mouth, probably not visually for other people, I haven’t shaved in 6 months or more, but from a POV…because I’m in love and that’s how love manifests itself…

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Joke Of The Day: What Does A 90-Year-Old Man Say? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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A 70 and 80-year-old man tell their 90-year-old friend they have problems going to the bathroom early in the morning. But listen to Rock-T‘s  Joke Of The Day in…

Joke Of The Day: What Does A 90-Year-Old Man Say? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

11 Rappers Who Are Too Old For Their Bars and Their Behavior

Growing up in the late nineties I remember spending my time quoting rap lyrics in the lunchroom and having daydreams that could have easily been directed by Hype Williams himself. Biggie inspired designer label delusions of grandeur regularly dropping names like Moschino, Coogi and DKNY. The Neptunes had us kick, pushing to Kelis and Busta Rhymes had my class changing the lyrics to “Dangerous” to represent the class of 2001. Back then hip-hop was filled with better music video budgets and messages that were centered around money, power and respect; what we needed in life if Lil’ Kim had anything to say…. Continue Continue reading

Jesus Take The Wheel: 2-Year-Old Boy Accidentally Shoots And Kills His 11-Year-Old Sister With Gun

What a tragic story. Boy Accidentally Shoots And Kills His Sister As sad as this accident is, it could have been prevented had the children been properly supervised. According NBC Philadelphia: Police say a 2-year-old boy accidentally shot and killed his 11-year-old sister in their Mantua home while their mother was just down the hall in the bathroom. Investigators say 11-year-old Jamara Stevens was killed when she and her three siblings, a 14-year-old boy, 7-year-old girl and 2-year-old boy, were playing with a .357 caliber handgun with an 8-inch barrel in their home on the 3800 block of Wallace Street just before 10 a.m. Saturday. Tiffany Goldwire and her four children were in her bedroom, when she went to use the bathroom, according to police. At that point, the kids located the loaded firearm, which was left on top of the refrigerator by the mother’s boyfriend who visited the home earlier that morning, and the eldest child retrieved it, according to reports. While playing with the weapon, the 2-year-old boy pointed the loaded, cocked gun in the direction of his 11-year-old sister and it discharged, striking her in the arm, according to authorities. Investigators say the bullet then traveled through her chest, hitting her heart. The girl was taken to the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia where she was pronounced dead at 10:20 a.m. The surviving children and Goldwire were taken to police headquarters, where the mother was questioned for nearly five hours, according to reports. No charges have been filed as homicide detectives continue to investigate. Prayers go out to the family. Shutterstock Continue reading

Don’t Ask Kate Winslet To Sign Your Nude Photos Of Her! [PICS]

At the premiere of her latest film, Divergent , Kate Winslet refused to sign a fan’s photo of her famous nude scene from Titanic ! Now, before you go thinking that Kate is a sourpuss, here’s her reasoning behind her decision… “I don’t sign that [picture]. It feels very uncomfortable”, Kate told Yahoo movies. “Why would you do that? People ask me to sign that [picture] a lot. “There’s a photo of it as well that someone has lifted from a still of the film, and that photo gets passed around too,” she continued. “I’m like ‘No! I didn’t mean for it to be a photograph that I would end up seeing still 17 years later’.” “It’s still haunting me. It’s quite funny really,” Winslet added. Perhaps celebrating Kate’s fantastic figure should be confined to your home or the bathroom at work, rather than a major motion picture premiere. In fact, after the jump we’ve included four more of our favorite nude scenes from this tremendously talented and sexy lady. More pics after the jump…

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Don’t Ask Kate Winslet To Sign Your Nude Photos Of Her! [PICS]