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Miley Cyrus Kissing Brooke Candy of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is an attention seeker, who is on a girl on girl kissing spree, because I guess that’s all part of her “edgy, my Disney Contract Expired, Now I Can Be the Real Me”…hustle….which makes sense because she’s a spoiled brat, rich girl, who has always had everything she wanted, and the only real satisfaction she can get is people paying attention to her, like some bratty kid you want to lock in the basement at your friend’s dinner party, who won’t stop showing you his goddamn new dance and song, when all you want to do is focus on drinking as much as you can for free, because that’s what guests are supposed to do… The slag she’s kissing is Brooke Candy, who is some gutter, hipster pig of a girl who has no talent, but who the gays think is great, who I’ve seen live and wanted to shoot myself in the dick, because the pain and sound of me bleeding to death would be more peaceful than her smutty marketable crap…that you know Miley’s into in efforts to think she knows what’s up and that Brooke Candy is into cuz kissing Miley Gets her noticed…whatever..they all fucking suck and I’m only interested in seeing Miley kissing a girl’s asshole…but in my defence, I am really all about girl asshole now…

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Elsa Pataky Weird Pregnant Belly Button Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Pataky, an actress I don’t know and I’m not going to do the google, because I don’t really care who she is, I just know she’s pulling some Sports Illustrated body paint weirdness on her pregnancy, that may be attractive to someone, you know let’s use my wretched spawn that is growing inside me like some kind of fucking alien, as a canvas to distract from the fact that my belly button looks like it’s about to blow the fuck up…and the funny thing is, I assume people find this hot…you know someone somewhere has jerked off to this…weird. Either way, oh so clever…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Phone Sex Babe of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is ALEX and I had a conversation with her last night when I got back from being cock teased by strippers…who took our money, rode our dicks, put their tits in our mouths and showed us their buttonholes, but refused to come back to the hotel with us…because that’s what strippers do…at least modern strippers who don’t get that strip tease, isn’t about cocktease and stealing money, but about fucking fantasy.. Anyway, here I was at 3 in the morning, drunk, and covered in Chinese food, forced to make a choice….hooker, rub and tug or phonesex… I chose phone sex…because I figure jerking off in the bathroom while my wife is snoring to a girl who lets me listen to her vagina wetness while telling me to do bad things to her…is the option with the least change of giving my wife an STD, or being called out for cheating…again.. I am also a bit of a phone sex fetishist, because I think the fantasy is way more appealing than actually the smell of sex I would pay for.. Either way, Alex was good, I am in love, and we’re going to be forever friends… Here are the 2 pics of her… TO SEE MORE OF ALEX CLICK HERE

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Hannah Ferguson’s Got a Ridiculous Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday SI Swimsuit happened… Tonight all the models are in Miami rocking out… I don’t read Sports Illustrated, I don’t love what they do, I don’t care about the models they choose, I don’t endorse their dated system that is a relic of the past girls only participate in for nostalgic reasons… It is just a matter of time before they don’t exist…thanks to being able to jerk off to porn on your phone in the bathroom while your wife watches Dancing with the stars… But I do like Hannah Ferguson’s choice in bathing suits, it’s a bummer Sports Illustrated isn’t a leader in fashion and that girls aren’t gonna get up on this…but they should.. I don’t want to endorse Sports Illustrated anymore, because they’ve only endorsed me once, and since then have turned on me because I mock their models…but when people give me tits, I make lemonade…that’s the expression right? TO SEE THE REST THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Pirates, Prison, and Nudecomers

Posted on February 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Black Sails , Banshee , and True Detective keep up the nude work, while Amazon Studios joins the boob tube race.

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Stop The Violence: Student Opens Fire At North Philly High School

Posted on January 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These multiple school shootings can NOT be a part of 2014… Student Opens Fire At Philadelphia High School Two students were left injured after a gunman, who was reportedly a fellow student, opened fired at a Philadelphia high school on Friday afternoon. via ABC News Two students were shot at a high school in northern Philadelphia today, police said. The suspected shooter, a fellow student, has been taken into custody, police said, while authorities search for at least one additional suspect. A boy and a girl, both 15, were shot by at least one fellow student shortly after 3 p.m. in the gymnasium at Delaware Valley Charter School, police said. The unidentified male victim was shot in the arm, while the female victim was grazed in the arm, authorities said, noting that both are in stable condition and expected to recover after being rushed to Albert Einstein Medical Center, a block away from the school. A friend of the girl who was shot told ABC News Philadelphia station WPVI that she spoke to her moments after the shooting. “We were just in the bathroom and our friend, she just came in the bathroom saying her arm, her arm,” the friend said. “There was just a lot of blood gushing out. She was saying she heard a loud boom in the gym room and she looked up, her and her boyfriend’s arm had been hit.” Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey confirmed there were seven students inside the gymnasium at the time of the incident, which was caught on the school’s surveillance video. This is a terrible way to start off the new year! Hopefully this doesn’t become a trend again this year.. Shutterstock

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Woman Had Arm Amputated Because Police Handcuffs Were Too Tight

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This takes police brutality to a whole new level. Woman Had Arm Amputated Because Handcuffs Were Too Tight When someone loses an arm, it’s time for somebody’s azz to get fired. According to Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: A Ross woman sued Allegheny County today, claiming that sheriff’s deputies injured her arm and the jail’s former medical provider ignored her complaints, resulting in amputation. Amy J. Needham, 35, of Ross, was arrested by county sheriffs on April 2, according to the complaint. Her attorney, Marvin Leibowitz, said she was the subject of a warrant because she missed a preliminary hearing on a charge that was ultimately reduced to a disorderly conduct. When sheriff’s office employees arrived, Ms. Needham said she was using the bathroom, but they broke down the bathroom door, according to the complaint. They shocked her with a Taser, applied arm bars and wrist locks, and put on handcuffs “that were too tight,” the complaint said. That treatment, according to the complaint, caused “compartment syndrome,” which is increased pressure in a muscle compartment that can damage both muscles and nerves. Over the course of around a week in jail, according to Mr. Leibowitz, Ms. Needham made 16 requests to see a doctor, but was denied. She was finally hospitalized at UPMC Mercy where her arm was amputated above the elbow, according to the complaint. “She feels that her life is ruined,” said Mr. Leibowitz, adding that his client is a mother of three children, ages 5 to 9, and previously worked at a restaurant. “I think she’s having psychological problems. You’re 35 years old and you lose your arm.” Mr. Leibowitz said Ms. Needham is off of work awaiting a prosthesis. They have sued Sheriff William Mullen, sheriff’s Lieut. John Kearney, sheriff’s Detective Jared Kulik, Allegheny County, and Allegheny Correctional Health Services, which ran the jail infirmary through August. The complaint alleges excessive force, cruel and unusual punishment, battery and negligence, and demands more than $75,000 in damages. A county spokeswoman declined to comment, citing a general policy against talking about litigation. Sheriff Mullen could not be immediately reached for comment. Dayum. Shutterstock

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Anastasia Ashley Rockin’ her stepSHIRT of the Day

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anastasia Ashley may not be your conventional babe. She’s athletic not anorexic. She’s got real tits not implants, and the only eating shit that we know of is on the wave when she’s surfing professionally, and not in the bathroom of some Beverly Hills Mansion for some rich dude who is paying for her, like all these other hookers I talk about. She is perfection, maybe even a dream girl sent from heaven to win my heart…like a trip to Disneyworld brings joy to a kid dying of cancer….she is the make a wish foundation for my cold dead heart…and I am not just saying that because she’s wearing a Drunkenstefather stepSHIRT …I am saying that because it is true. She’s goin’ places, unfortunately none of those places are into my anal sex dungeon in may basement, where I’d feed her twice a day in the cage she’s held captive in, if you know what I mean, because you can’t spell true love or real passion without forced imprisonment…I am just a romantic like that…cages in basements are no different than actual marriage…other than less cheating on each other with the neighbors…because there are no neighbors in cages in the basement…and sometimes cages in basements are the only way to get your point across and or anal sex…. I don’t know what I’m saying, but I do know I would love to get this girl pregnant…and never leave her side…even if this is as good as it gets…her wearing one of my shirts…never to be heard from again…at least we’ve had this moment…which is okay cuz I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life… I’ve peaked. Get your own stepSHIRT to slaughter at Drunkensweatshop.com

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Posted on September 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anastasia Ashley may not be your conventional babe. She’s athletic not anorexic. She’s got real tits not implants, and the only eating shit that we know of is on the wave when she’s surfing professionally, and not in the bathroom of some Beverly Hills Mansion for some rich dude who is paying for her, like all these other hookers I talk about. She is perfection, maybe even a dream girl sent from heaven to win my heart…like a trip to Disneyworld brings joy to a kid dying of cancer….she is the make a wish foundation for my cold dead heart…and I am not just saying that because she’s wearing a Drunkenstefather stepSHIRT …I am saying that because it is true. She’s goin’ places, unfortunately none of those places are into my anal sex dungeon in may basement, where I’d feed her twice a day in the cage she’s held captive in, if you know what I mean, because you can’t spell true love or real passion without forced imprisonment…I am just a romantic like that…cages in basements are no different than actual marriage…other than less cheating on each other with the neighbors…because there are no neighbors in cages in the basement…and sometimes cages in basements are the only way to get your point across and or anal sex…. I don’t know what I’m saying, but I do know I would love to get this girl pregnant…and never leave her side…even if this is as good as it gets…her wearing one of my shirts…never to be heard from again…at least we’ve had this moment…which is okay cuz I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life… I’ve peaked. Get your own stepSHIRT to slaughter at Drunkensweatshop.com

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Mother Calls 911 on Son, Reports Illegal Alligator in Bathtub

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We suppose this is at least a better reason to call 911 than your cable going out . A Naples, Florida resident is under arrest today after his mother called the authorities to report that her son was keeping a baby alligator in her bathtub. Sean Lewis, 45, was reportedly keeping an eye on the creature for a friend and created his own little aquarium in the bathroom, replete with a cinderblock for the animal to lie on and a lightbulb to serve as the sun. After several days, however, Sean’s mother grew irritated by the unwelcome guest and called 911 to have her kid booked on charges of alligator poaching. You simply must listen to that 911 call in the following video: Man Arrested for Alligator in Bathtub

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