‘The main challenge is probably not being able to go to the bathroom for eight hours at a time,’ Crowe said of his tight-fitting suit. By Todd Gilchrist
This week on DVD/Blu-ray, Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence continues her non-nude streak in The Silver Linings Playbook (2012), but Brea Bee provides the spill-ver lining by baring boobs and butt in the shower. Next up Bella Heathcote bares her bells getting banged Not Fade Away (2012), and Natalie Martinez appears topless in a movie-within-a-movie for Broken City (2013). Finally, the notoriously skingy Elizabeth Banks gives us a great rear view shot of her bare butt while banging Tobey Maguire in the bathroom for The Details (2012). Thanks for the spanks, Banks! See pics after the jump!
This week on DVD/Blu-ray, Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence continues her non-nude streak in The Silver Linings Playbook (2012), but Brea Bee provides the spill-ver lining by baring boobs and butt in the shower. Next up Bella Heathcote bares her bells getting banged Not Fade Away (2012), and Natalie Martinez appears topless in a movie-within-a-movie for Broken City (2013). Finally, the notoriously skingy Elizabeth Banks gives us a great rear view shot of her bare butt while banging Tobey Maguire in the bathroom for The Details (2012). Thanks for the spanks, Banks! See pics after the jump!
I forgot Aubrey O’Day existed. I tend to do that when it comes to fat piggish girls who don’t know when to shut the fuck up because they don’t they they are fat or piggish because they are fucking rappers. You know, just an annoying vapid idiot who should have never been allowed on TV, or on camer, or in music, or whatever it is she does besides hooking and being some trashy fake titty fat assed slut. But the good news is that it looks like she’s been working out, which I guess makes for a better fucking time when it comes to looking at her, since there is nothing worse than a fat chick with an ego posing half naked, but when sad fat chick is looking a little fit, anything goes, not that Aubrey O’Day should be celebrated, just stared at and cummed on like all whores deserve, now that she isn’t making me sick to my fucking stomach.
Jess Davies….so much to say about Jess Davies…but none of it matters because Jess Davies doesn’t matter. She is an interchangeable topless model, who is just trying to stand out amongst the other topless models, so that she lands a soccer playing husband as a retirement plan, because it’s better than working as a strip club waitress. She may have daddy issues, stemming from him not loving her, or loving her too much, and really I don’t need to analyze the psychology of a topless whore getting paid to be topless only because she gets topless and not because of her beauty, but more because of her bra size. I am here to see a cheap attempt to make nerds cum to pics of her and I have a feeling it is totally working….all dressed like supergirl and shit…enough to lock a socially awkward motherfucker in the bathroom for at least 5 minutes too overly excited too last even in masturbation. Making these pics worth sharing.
They are nude – but they might as well be clothed, because I can’t see spread asshole or labia, so it doesn’t fucking count, but I guess the less desensitized virgin motherfuckers and Arabs, will see all this skin, and get excited their favorite girl from TV is naked, despite not being able to see any of the parts that make her naked, but who is naked, as technicality cuz she’s not in fucking clothes…. To me, it just reminds me of this girl I dated with a meaty pussy, who was ashamed of her meaty pussy, and who I think used to tuck her meaty pussy into herself, because everytime we’d have sex she’d run to the bathroom, not to mention, she also wore maxi pads every fucking day and when I asked her way, she said cuz it was like a pillow for her pussy, which was almost as weird as the fact that despite fucking her, I never saw her pussy. She didn’t like being eaten out, she’d let me finger her and fuck her, but the second we were done, pants were on. It fucked with my mind, because I was like “i fuck this girl, but I’ve never seen her twat”…. Only this is the nude modeling version. For those of you who don’t know these girls – Naya Rivera is on Glee, Jennifer Morrison was on House, is on Once Upon a Time, Christa Miller is on Cougar Town and thank god she’s not Courtney Cox and Clare Bowen is on Nashville….
You know, when you’re a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model like Chrissy Teigen , you’re held to a different set of expectations when it comes to red carpets. So what’s Chrissy doing all covered up at the Lucky Guy premiere? Shouldn’t she have showed up in a bikini? Luckily though, there’s no hiding those sweater mounds of hers. That John Legend is one lucky guy SOB. Photos: WENN.com
You know, when you’re a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model like Chrissy Teigen , you’re held to a different set of expectations when it comes to red carpets. So what’s Chrissy doing all covered up at the Lucky Guy premiere? Shouldn’t she have showed up in a bikini? Luckily though, there’s no hiding those sweater mounds of hers. That John Legend is one lucky guy SOB. Photos: WENN.com
It was back in 90s, when I first fell in love with Isabeli Fontana . She was one of the first Brazilian models I pleasured myself to. Every month, I would wait for my sister’s Victoria’s Secret catalog and when no one was looking take a little trip to the bathroom. Anyway, eventually she had a kid and disappeared, but here she is at Ipanema beach looking pretty damn good. I think Victoria’s Secret should create a MILF issue and include all their aging models. It’s marketing genius. You’re welcome.
You’ve seen the Amber Rose baby . Now it’s time for a look at the Amber Rose post -baby body. This model and brand new mother just Tweeted a pair of self-portraits, both of which were snapped just three weeks after giving birth to son Sebastian. Rose says she feels “amazing” these days and we can understand why: a young son, a supportive fiance, a figure that already looks like this again? Life is awfully sweet smelling these days for Rose.
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