Move over Cesar Millan, I much rather watch Irina Shayk tame pit bulls and cuddle with puppies. Here she is at the ASPCA’s Adoption Center and I hope she traded in her douche soccer playing boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo for a new furry friend. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Chrissy Teigan is one of my best internet friends of all time…at least if you are like me and consider one tweet directed your way a lasting internet friendship…because that’s just where we’ve come socially…all our conversations forever recorded and on the record for the government to use against us…in text and meaningless from the comfort of our own homes.. I think I called her out for being a wallet fucking opportunist, thanks to her rich musical fiancé, but really who isn’t a wallet fucker these days, I mean even when she makes her own money, why bother dating a broke ass trick, it makes no sense… I think she mentioned that she thought I was funny, which I can only interpret as flirting…and the whole never hearing from her again as playing hard to get…. Or maybe John Legend won’t let her, cuz he knows I’m a risk.. But he’s’ got nothing to worry about, I’m not into her, and I’m not into her nudes for GQ, I see a lot of model pussy on the internet, and for some reason, I am just not down.. No, it’s got nothing to do with me “Paula Deen-ing”…I think it has more to do with her being an internet comedian, one of the least attractive things for a girl to be…along with DJing… Here are the pics anyway… Here’s the video…
What the fuck……this is amazing.. Danielle Sharp is some busty glamour model with big light colored nipples, and she is posing for some website topless, because that’s what Glamour models do, I mean that’s the whole basis of their daddy issues… I am just impressed because I can practically see her fucking pussy hair follicles…you know after waxing that shit for her photoshoot….while normally they photoshop that shit….but I guess they are slowly taking her to a place that involves exposed pussy….you know cuz she’s already 90 percent there. But unfortunately, this story will end like so many Glamour models before her…with a soccer playing husband…
I forgot Aubrey O’Day existed. I tend to do that when it comes to fat piggish girls who don’t know when to shut the fuck up because they don’t they they are fat or piggish because they are fucking rappers. You know, just an annoying vapid idiot who should have never been allowed on TV, or on camer, or in music, or whatever it is she does besides hooking and being some trashy fake titty fat assed slut. But the good news is that it looks like she’s been working out, which I guess makes for a better fucking time when it comes to looking at her, since there is nothing worse than a fat chick with an ego posing half naked, but when sad fat chick is looking a little fit, anything goes, not that Aubrey O’Day should be celebrated, just stared at and cummed on like all whores deserve, now that she isn’t making me sick to my fucking stomach.
Jess Davies….so much to say about Jess Davies…but none of it matters because Jess Davies doesn’t matter. She is an interchangeable topless model, who is just trying to stand out amongst the other topless models, so that she lands a soccer playing husband as a retirement plan, because it’s better than working as a strip club waitress. She may have daddy issues, stemming from him not loving her, or loving her too much, and really I don’t need to analyze the psychology of a topless whore getting paid to be topless only because she gets topless and not because of her beauty, but more because of her bra size. I am here to see a cheap attempt to make nerds cum to pics of her and I have a feeling it is totally working….all dressed like supergirl and shit…enough to lock a socially awkward motherfucker in the bathroom for at least 5 minutes too overly excited too last even in masturbation. Making these pics worth sharing.
Now that news has come out that Irina Shayk or Sheik or whatever the hell she wants to be call now has been dating that soccer playing Euro douche, she seems to be everywhere and I for one am thankful. Here she is showing off more than just her sexy face in some hot shots for GQ magazine. I could get use to this. I don’t know how the photographer managed to get the greasy Ronaldo handprints off of her, but well done.
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