Normally, I don’t love these fake “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots. They’re just way too pretentious. But I’m willing to make an exception for these shots from Harper’s Bazaar Spain . Because Adriana Lima is so hot, she could do a photoshoot covered in garbage surrounded by smoking Frenchmen and it’d still be enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire. » view all 17 photos
Normally, I don’t love these fake “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots. They’re just way too pretentious. But I’m willing to make an exception for these shots from Harper’s Bazaar Spain . Because Adriana Lima is so hot, she could do a photoshoot covered in garbage surrounded by smoking Frenchmen and it’d still be enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire. » view all 17 photos
Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who looks German and who’s name is German, because her family heritage is German and who I’ll pretend was raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..and she’s the third generation…all Aryan..not because I like Nazi or Nazi spawn…I am not a Nazi Sympathizer even if I understand why Nazi’s went along with orders, not because the Jews are a horrible people, I adore Jewish women, except Amy Schumer but because if everyone around you is telling you to do something, and if you don’t do it, you get killed…sometimes it’s easier to go along with it… I just think it’s funny to call a girl a Nazi with Nazi grandfather until she breaks and give me blowjobs…because Brazilian models with German roots always want to give me Blowjobs when I call them Nazis… This is some lame shoot…but she’s doing the Arm Bra…boom… The post Aline Weber’s Hand Bra for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you forgot to renew your subscription to Harper’s Bazaar Spain this year, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you don’t want to miss the February issue, considering these are hands down some of the hottest pictures we’ve seen of Adriana Lima in months. I just wish American magazines would realize that all it takes to put together a great cover shoot is getting a Victoria’s Secret model to pose in lingerie. I would’ve thought that’d be common sense, but I didn’t go to journalism school, so who knows.
CANADA DOESN’T WANT HIM BACK, WE GAVE HIM TO USHER FOR A REASON …. Sure, I agree that the little twat deserves to be deported like other Visa holders and Greencard holders who committed lesser crimes. I agree he is a horrible influence on the youth…and when he is in the States he has a bigger reach and thus affects the kids in Canada too…it’s a trickle down effect…however..we still don’t want him back…dead maybe…but not back…so… DO NOT SIGN THIS PETITION …
I am going to assume that this is an old shoot of underwear model Adriana Lima…because she’s looking long, lean and toned…and her religious ass, has had a bunch of babies and usually looks more bloated than this…in a trying to maximize and live out her contract…but struggling to pull it off…all thanks to her love of God and Catholicism, that she believes god sent her those babies, even though the rest of us know it’s just natural science, and instead of aborting it thanks to modern science, she kept it, aging her and making her look more bloated than this 99 percent of the time….but today, for Harper’s Bazaar Spain…she looks good.
There comes a point in raping your public image where you are too far gone to ever apologize, you know you either have to take ownership and ride it til it dies, or you do….or blame being drunk and going through diabetic shock…because the amount of people who believe your tears… This isn’t the original video I saw, I guess she back peddled thanks to the shitty edits, that I only assume she’s getting coached through by her publicist because she’s got a team who make a lot of money off her…are probably very few and far between… She’s lost and won’t get back anyone who is sensitive about racist shit, while her core fans, who are probably just as racist as her will just get mad she’s back peddling on their KKK agenda… I don’t know shit on this story, I don’t even know who this hick racist bitch is, I just know people are talking about it, and it makes me laugh that this was her attempt at redemption…but I guess hicks aren’t really known for their smarts… Her show has been cancelled despite the fact that she is on TV in the first place is just insane to me. Either way, diabetes will eventually get her…or her feet and legs…and the The good news is…when cable or Network TV turns it’s back on you..you can aways sex tape….and I would totally be into that… I mean the only way to make us believe you aren’t racist is to release a video of you getting fucked up the ass or gang banged by a couple of black guys… Get workin’ on that, now that you have the time off… Go to the FOOD NETWORK’S FACEBOOK PAGE – To laugh at the Racists Defending their Hick Pig Woman
Crystal Renn is some eating disorder model who almost died of being anorexic, before deciding to milk her anorexia, by forgetting to be anorexic, gaining 70 lbs, and becoming a plus sized model, all for a publicity stunt, to get her jobs and make her money… You know, social commentary on the state of the model industry on women, with their “unrealistic” expectations that I think are totally realistic, and are in fact the only reason she existed…by losing weight for work and gaining weight in protest…while people watched… It all helped her sell books… Now she has lost all the weight to become a regular sized model, which is what she always was, but she just got misguided for a bit….and she still gets work, even though that kind of acting up would be enough for me to fire her ass if I was her boss…. And luckily, a lot of her work happens in the Swimsuit edition, and now Harper’s Bazaar…. I am always a fan of bikini pics, even if the bikini pics are on old broken down skinny girl turned fat girl turned skinny girl again… I’m just that kind of pervert…who likes to see a pussy attached to various states of insanity over the course of its pussy lifetime…..
Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying. Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on, or maybe I just like bitches with moles. But I am going to assume it’s got more to do with running into her on the street once as she was getting out of her town car and walking into her hotel, and we exchanged glances, and when our eyes locked, part of me died, because it was amazing, magical and exactly how she worked the camera….reminding me that she’s fuckin’ good at looking good and here she is proving she’s still got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….
Sometimes I like to sit on my computer and pretend I matter to useless cunts like Ashley Tisdale enough to make her change her hustle, step-up her game, and fix her ugly. Not because I want her to read the kind things I say about her, but because I think she needs to just step it up and stop being the boring cunt from High School musical in her mid-20s, who plays a teenager and who wins awards for being hot when there is little to nothing hot about her, other than the fact that she’s not fat and that she once had a lot of teenage fans….Sure awkward distorted faces that look accidented are cute on your own kids cuz you have no choice to love them…but when it comes to Hollywood, that just doesn’t cut it….so it is smart move for Tisdale to be rockin’ these leather pants…even if leather pants aren’t quite as fun as spreading twats….even if they are the key to making a twat hot since they don’t breathe…If you know what I mean.