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Xenia Deli Is The Hottest Girl On The Planet!!!

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this Xenia Deli chick is, she just came into my life today, but I’m beginning to think she’s the hottest woman on the planet. I know that might seem rash considering this is the first time I’ve ever seen her, but I want to make a good impression so that maybe she’ll send me some nudes on Twitter or invite me to some sort of supermodel party where all the women are topless and they have one of those chocolate fountains I can dip fruit into. Call me.

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Xenia Deli Is The Hottest Girl On The Planet!!!

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this Xenia Deli chick is, she just came into my life today, but I’m beginning to think she’s the hottest woman on the planet. I know that might seem rash considering this is the first time I’ve ever seen her, but I want to make a good impression so that maybe she’ll send me some nudes on Twitter or invite me to some sort of supermodel party where all the women are topless and they have one of those chocolate fountains I can dip fruit into. Call me.

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Kate Upton’s Sexy Beach Bunny Swimwear Pictures

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kate Upton modelling for Beach Bunny Swimwear. I don’t know what else to say about Kate that hasn’t already been said before. So just sit back, relax and let her boobs take you on a magical fantasy ride.

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Kate Upton’s Sexy Beach Bunny Swimwear Pictures

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kate Upton modelling for Beach Bunny Swimwear. I don’t know what else to say about Kate that hasn’t already been said before. So just sit back, relax and let her boobs take you on a magical fantasy ride.

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Kelly Brook Twitter Erotica of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some twitter smut by someone who is pretty much a softcore pornstar…who is only known because of her tits….well if you keep track of her SHE WAS BLONDE AND IN A BIKINI FOR A MINUTE last week and now she’s brunette again simulating a porn facial….Sure, I prefer her rubbing her “miscarriage” all over herself while her pussy sticks its tongue out at us…. but I’ll post this anyway.

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Christina Hendricks Huge Tits for Cosmo UK of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Hendricks strategically hid her fatness by making her big fat tits explode out of her dress….cuz I guess they have a slimming effect…while also being the only thing anyone really notices or cares about when it comes to Christina Hendricks….I’m sure there’s a good mix of photoshop…girdles…spanx and harnesses….straps…master cleanses….fasting for days before this shoot that also went into these pics….but I guess we should just focus on the end product of nutty cleavage….

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Fatty in Training Kate Upton Making Good and Bad Choices of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense… Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.

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Kate Upton’s Hot Bikini Tits of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Kate Upton for some shit called Beach Bunny….she’s got an amazing fucking set of tits and is the kind of 19 year old pussy you want to lust after, which according to my new Christian friend is a sin cuz it ruins marriages and porn is the work of the devil, but luckily for all of us God forgives all sins, making all this good as long as you repent and mean it right before you die….I mean just to be safe cuz you never know….. Either way, take it in, cuz in a few years, the rest of her will catch up to her tits…it’s a scientific fact… Another fact, I’m at the porn convention in Vegas…I should be socializing with tits…in person…rather than talking about some photoshopped model shit…and that’s just what I’m gonna do..

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Kate Upton’s Amazing Beach Bunny Bikini

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just the thought of Kate Upton’s giant supermodel breasts stuffed into a little bikini is enough to make a normal man lose his marbles, but I’m not a normal man, I’m a blogger dammit. I do this for a living. Here’s the supermodel showing off her tantalizing curves in a few shots for the new Beach Bunny LOLA Cruise 2012 collection. She looks kinda like she’s backstage at the circus, I don’t know what that has to do with bikinis, but I’m sure there are some dudes there thankful that they’re wearing loose fitting clown suits. Like you didn’t already know clowns are perverts. more pictures of Kate Upton here

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Kourtney Kardashian Channels Lady GaGa, Cries Out for Attention

Posted on June 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Kourtney Kardashian has gotten over her dramatically scripted fight with Scott Disick. The useless celebritiy was all smiles at a recent Beach Bunny bikini photo shoot with sisters Kim and Khloe, as the latter even posted a picture of Kourtney in a ridiculous blonde wig. On her blog, an intern for Khloe wrote : “I felt very Lady Gaga with that ‘do, especially since we weren’t wearing any pants LOL. I wanted to bring the wig home to strut around in it for Lamar [Odom], but they wouldn’t let me haha. “I think I like myself better as a brunette anyway. I did the whole blonde thing in high school when I thought I was Britney Spears – no need to revisit the teenage years.” It’s true, Khloe, ur so gr8 and mature now. LMAO! What do you think of Kourtney Kardashian as a blonde?

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